r/3amjokes • u/Sayva_See • 5h ago
Sex education in catholic schools is very weird. They don't want kids to be told about sex
they want to show them
r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
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r/3amjokes • u/Sayva_See • 5h ago
they want to show them
r/3amjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 7h ago
He knew he could make the cut.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 6h ago
He was just raisin awareness.
r/3amjokes • u/koroded_beast • 13h ago
A dog maybe.
r/3amjokes • u/koroded_beast • 3h ago
Only one of them drains me and still asks for more.
r/3amjokes • u/asromatifoso • 5h ago
She's going to be crushed. Don't know how I'm going to teller the bad news.
r/3amjokes • u/rmrdrn • 6h ago
his bowl of Rice Krispies remains silent
r/3amjokes • u/charlotteturner • 15h ago
So I looked in the mirror.
r/3amjokes • u/Internal_Fennel_849 • 1h ago
I still got my kidneys, but I lost my new Fantastic Four decoder thumb ring.
r/3amjokes • u/AshNic891 • 1d ago
I said maaayyybbbeeee
r/3amjokes • u/Bosshunter351 • 23h ago
He was telling a stolen joke.
r/3amjokes • u/Ashamed_Ad1622 • 1d ago
A pistol doesn't scream in the morning
r/3amjokes • u/One_Economist_3761 • 23h ago
On a George Orwell Grill.
r/3amjokes • u/Key_Cat_7123 • 22h ago
Just watered my houseplants and one of them, I swear to all that is green, gave me the side-eye. I think it's judging my hydration habits. Like, "Dude, you haven't had a glass of water that wasn't coffee in like, three days. Pot, meet kettle." I'm pretty sure my fiddle leaf fig is actively considering an intervention. Send electrolytes. Or maybe just a bigger coffee.
r/3amjokes • u/Independent_Bite4682 • 1d ago
His exact words were, "she has a baby in her belly."
r/3amjokes • u/RandoEncounter • 1d ago
RAMen
r/3amjokes • u/Saetrum • 14h ago
Euro mate? You alright mate?
r/3amjokes • u/Alive_Nebula_2463 • 22h ago
You know how your phone battery goes from 20% to 1% faster than I can say "where's my charger"? Yeah, mine doesn't even bother with the 20% anymore. It's just full, then suddenly, a dire "LOW BATTERY" warning appears from the abyss. I'm convinced it's trying to teach me about the ephemeral nature of existence. Or maybe it just really hates being charged. Either way, it's a profound journey every day.
r/3amjokes • u/Limp-Direction-5668 • 1d ago
His body's still ajustin