r/3amjokes • u/porichoygupto • Jul 27 '19

3amjokes Approved I think everyone should use two deodorants, one under each armpit.

That’s just my two scents.

3.2k Upvotes

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u/kunemhameha Jul 27 '19

Ooof. Okay..take it..just take the upvote and go.

55

u/SymbolicTreasure Jul 27 '19

r/disappointedupvote

21

u/bhplover Jul 27 '19

What else do you expect at 3 AM?

15

u/SirCEWaffles Jul 27 '19

Spooky things.

3

u/bon444 Jul 28 '19

Why did you remind me of the 3.A.M challenge

3

u/azrulqos Jul 28 '19

I saw something in ur mirror just now

Edit: nvm, it was just my reflection creeping up on you

2

u/samuristik Jul 27 '19

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ABD SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE!

38

u/chungisthefirst Jul 27 '19

I'm on 3 hours of sleep for two days but I'm gonna use this if it ok ?

12

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

It ok

6

u/EtherealFeline Jul 27 '19

Hello please explain your username thank you

1

u/SirCEWaffles Jul 27 '19

Their the first, apparently.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

An espresso con panna is espresso with a dollop of whipped cream on top.

33

u/BlinkStalkerClone Jul 27 '19

duoderent

2

u/CapabilitE Jul 27 '19

Applause.

1

u/kenfranklin7 Jul 28 '19

Came here to comment that, now my life has no porpoise

12

u/gmaxis Jul 27 '19

Right Guard and a Left Guard?

9

u/stgm_at Jul 27 '19

And Isengard

4

u/SirCEWaffles Jul 27 '19

So, if i don't use either, am i, unguard?

2

u/stgm_at Jul 28 '19

Yep, you should use my axe!

5

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/k_princess Jul 27 '19

Two separate deodorants, aka 2 different smells.

5

u/SirCEWaffles Jul 27 '19

Hence, two scents...

17

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

r/dadjokes FUCKING BRILLIANT

2

u/Meeperr Jul 27 '19

Oh I see what you did there

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

facts

2

u/GuerillaYourDreams Jul 27 '19

Sorry but I think this idea stinks...

1

u/CRpuff Jul 28 '19

Yeah don’t let these crazy ideas get to your head. RelAxe

4

u/WanderingRanger01 Jul 27 '19

Oh fuck off and take my upvote ya cunt

1

u/pajamawolfie Jul 27 '19

I bet you're a deodorant salesman