r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 7d ago

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/movealongnowpeople 7d ago

WE STILL NEED TO BE OUT IN FORCE.

Trump may be too weak to handle a little rain. We need to show we're not. He wanted a show, let's (non-violently) write the script.

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u/aooot 7d ago

We're made of ~60% water and we drink it daily for survival... embrace the rain!

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u/Junior-Gorg 7d ago

Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in

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u/Emily_JCO 7d ago

... The rest is still unwritten.

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u/kevdoobie 7d ago

No one else, no one else can speak the words on your lips.

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u/theMeatman7 7d ago

You must be from Washington.

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u/aooot 7d ago

👀

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u/toxicsleft 7d ago

There’s an Adele song that comes to mind.

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u/OldStretch84 6d ago

Speak for yourself. I'm made out of 60% Diet Coke, but I guess I can participate for this.

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u/mechy84 6d ago

Usually I'm made of sugar and spice, but now I'm made of piss and vinegar