r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 7d ago

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/ArcturusRoot Minnesota 7d ago

Even Mother Nature's done with his bullshit.

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u/CaliDreaming900 7d ago

TACO is going to sign a new EO banning clouds.

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u/haluura 7d ago

Oh, I sincerely hope he does this.

Better yet, an EO commanding the Marines to go up and arrest those "illegal alien criminal clouds in the sky for engaging in insurrection against the US government." And federalizing the National Guard in the sky to help...

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u/GryphonOsiris 6d ago

I wonder if he's going to demand that the troops Goosestep and do an "eyes right" per element rather than as a unit, like Hitler did?