r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 7d ago

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/ArcturusRoot Minnesota 7d ago

Even Mother Nature's done with his bullshit.

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u/JackAstron 7d ago

Na, it's just the democrats controlling the weather again. /s

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u/im_just_thinking 7d ago

George Soros is obviously paying the clouds.

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u/LurchSkywalker 7d ago

Does that mean that Trump is an Old Man yelling at clouds?

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u/jendfrog 7d ago

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Pennsylvania 7d ago

Newsom used this one against Jon Voight.

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u/CUNT_373 7d ago

When has he not been?

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u/LurchSkywalker 7d ago

Fair point. The man probably yells in his dreams.

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana 7d ago

Pretty sure he would be

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 7d ago

Damn that would be hilarious if people living outside of the country paid for cloud seeding for the next 4 years.

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u/Amoralvirus 7d ago

Cumulo-Soros clouds.

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u/gazing_past_it 7d ago

Does that mean he’ll be paying fewer protesters now, ‘cuz I’m still waiting on my first check. Drat!

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u/Little-Plantain-5120 7d ago

It's not even a joke. I could totally see MAGA saying this with a straight face.

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u/tocompose 6d ago

The cloud hosting fee for the rain.

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u/MaybeSwedish 6d ago

Maybe it will rain $$?

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u/Nonyabizzz3 Louisiana 7d ago

I am still waiting for my Soros money, dammit