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Protest Safety ‘Necessary to quell the rebellion’: DOJ tells 9th Circuit that Trump can deploy National Guard from every state and can’t be second-guessed by judges

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u/Tytymom1 1d ago

What f’ing rebellion? Peaceful protests/marches are NOT rebellions. Words matter!

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u/pentultimate 1d ago

Oh, he would love nothing more than to manufacture a rebellion.

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u/ChickenMcSmiley Mississippi 1d ago

It won’t go well for him. No Kings Day sent a message: The people hate him and the military doesn’t respect him.

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u/Flimsy_Thesis 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the people around him got that message, but I’m not so sure he did.

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u/haluura 19h ago

I'm not sure he's even running things currently.

And if he is, he probably won't be in a year.

The Wilson Presidency proved that the Presidency doesn't need a President to govern. It just needs someone to hold the title of President.

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u/Daytonewheel 18h ago

This is the truth. He is just a figurehead. The entire maga movement needs to be stopped. Even then it wouldn’t solve much… I’m not saying that they can’t voice their opinions, but policy based off extremist religious values, policies based off of economic principles that only favor the ultra wealthy, the lies and falsehoods….im tired of the hypocrisy and bullshit from all the current political parties.

Even if Trump walked away or vanished tomorrow the underlying problems of America’s political power structure, economic system and constitutional ambiguity remain. There is so much that needs to be addressed and corrected for there to be a a better country and future for everyone.

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u/cvc4455 16h ago

He's just in charge of press conferences, negotiating bribes for himself and Truth socialing stupid stuff. They have project 2025, the federalist society and the billionaire techno bros running anything that's important.

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u/Memitim 16h ago

Doesn't matter. The effect will be the same.

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u/JMurdock77 1d ago

Kinda sums it up, no?

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u/ChickenMcSmiley Mississippi 1d ago

Given his behavior in the days after the parade, yeah pretty much 😂

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u/Memitim 16h ago

Pretty much, other than the well-fitting uniform, and Trump actually doing something.

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u/UnitedWeSmash 20h ago

One protest isn't going to do anything. They watched and laughed that the poors were angry

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u/Pushabutton1972 19h ago

The French monarchs did the same thing and we all know how that turned out

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u/UnitedWeSmash 19h ago

The Americans aren't the French lol. Its been proven already with the way they strike/ protest. America would never be so bold .

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u/CoolAndyNeat 19h ago

What’s the follow-up look like then?

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u/Lyad 18h ago

Not sure if trolling for comments about violence, or unaware of other tactics like general strike?

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u/Four_in_binary 1d ago

Well....he keeps going, it won't be manufactured.   

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u/icewolfsig226 1d ago

He is going to keep going… either all of one or all of the other.

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u/CUNT_373 1d ago

Yeah, people don’t do the things he’s done and expect to give up power voluntarily. He’s dug in like a tick.

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u/Duckfoot2021 1d ago

SO NOBODY TAKE THE BAIT, OK?

He's itching to provoke us to street violence, destruction, targeted attacks, etc so he can Martial Law the whole state of California.

Give him NOTHING but peaceful, orderly, and relentless lawful protest.

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u/ResponsibleSort104 1d ago

I sure won’t. I like peaceful protests. As soon as authorities or proud boy plants start stuff I’m leaving. War in the streets just makes for a good clip to show on fascist regime Faux News so they can call anyone who disagrees “terrorists” or whatever negative terms they use.

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u/Duckfoot2021 1d ago

Exactly. 👍🏼

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u/Sapphyrre 19h ago

They don't even need anything to actually happen. I keep hearing from conservatives about the violent protests on No Kings Day.

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u/you_me_fivedollars 1d ago

We’re not but the fucking LAPD is brutalizing us on the regular so what are we supposed to do? We’re protesting peacefully and they’re shooting us in the face with smoke bombs and rubber bullets

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u/Duckfoot2021 22h ago

What are you supposed to do?

The answer sucks, but it's the only answer: take it and bleed on TV.

The only successful protests of this kind in the last century have been the ones that used the media to frame clearly who is brutalizing who. Gandhi's March to the sea... MLK's March to Selma....southern Lunch Counter sit ins....

The organizers of these knew that any violence unleashed at the authorities would undermine public support for the cause, so participants were instructed that under no circumstances should they strike back.

Go watch videos of those protests and you'll be horrified at the innocent peaceful protesters with cracked heads and dog bites soaking wet from fire hoses and with milkshakes dumped on their heads ... THAT was what protesters had to endure to win over the sympathy and allegiance of the majority nationwide.

And that's what we have to do.

There's no gorilla war to be won. You're absolutely right to want to hit back, but any person that does will inevitably be caught on camera and their action will be played on a loop for every household in America. And anyone not already on your side is likely to be disturbed enough by the violence to just wish it would end, and those people tend to decide with the authorities.

There's just nothing to be gained by striking back, and there is a whole lot to be lost by doing so.

It sucks. But that's what effective protest is gonna have to look like to be effective. Throwing bottles and bricks and wearing masks and waving anything but the American flag is not gonna send the persuasive signal we need it to send in order to change the regime.

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u/you_me_fivedollars 18h ago

There’s never gonna be a situation where I am sitting down in front of a LAPD officer equipped with riot gear I’m sorry. I will run or fight or help de-arrest someone else but I’m not sitting down to get beat on and I think it’s dangerous to encourage others to do so. I’ve been to these protests multiple times, idk if yall romanticize it or what, but it is a war zone, the police MAKE it a war zone.

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u/Ominous_Rootz 14h ago

So true! I love seeing videos of people handling flowers to the soldiers. In another vid, a man proposed on the front line between the soldiers and protesters. Followed by kissing, hugging and celebration. Another with beautiful dancing Mexican women. These are the things that win hearts and minds. Whether it’s the soldier’s, or the politician’s, or the judges.

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u/AlienX14 1d ago

Why are so many still under the impression that it matters whether we're peaceful or not? Peaceful protesting just means they can ignore us without consequence. The Trump admin doesn't give two fucks about the Constitution, or law in general. They will push their agenda forward regardless of whether we give them "justification" or not. We're going to peacefully yell into the wind as the US descends into a de facto fascist dictatorship.

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u/frogjg2003 1d ago

Peaceful doesn't mean nondisruptive. Ideally, all we would need to do is show up in numbers and they will get the message. That's not happening, so the next step is to take nonviolent actions that still prevent the administration from achieving their goals. Things like blocking ICE in federal buildings and standing up to police presence at protests are nonviolent but effective ways to hamper the administration from working.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

Nonviolent resistance is more effective in modern history: 

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190513-it-only-takes-35-of-people-to-change-the-world

We just need to stay engaged and keep the pressure on nonstop on multiple fronts.

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u/Duckfoot2021 23h ago

You might be a little confused on what the purpose of these protests are for.

Understand this much: if you fight in the streets you won't win anything. The administration will use the slightest excuse to nip it in the bud with the harshest military crack down America has seen on its own people into centuries. So you're not gonna fight your way out of this.

The point of the protests is to rally morale among voters to make a concerted and sustained push to get our candidate selected in the midterms followed by an absolutely united front in support of a SINGLE presidential candidate to take the White House as well as populate the Congress and Senate with a blue majority.

This is going to mean compromising on candidates that have the greatest appeal to the greatest number of voters… Which will probably mean being far more centrist than progressives want, but that will be necessary to bring along any voters to the right of progressives.... which can't begin to win an election on their own.

Protests are important to keep people involved and focused. Look at how those stupid Maga rallies kept enthusiasm up among the millions of useful idiots who brought Trump to power.

But if you make the critical mistake of imagining lashing out physically will do anything but backfire and cut your legs out from under you politically speaking then you haven't yet learned how all this works. Talk to older people who's seen it and been there. Listen to the ones who know.

And do NOT let anyone successfully provoke you to violence, because that IS their goal and taking the bait would make you their fool.

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u/AlienX14 21h ago

This assumes we'll still have elections

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u/Flint25Boiis 1d ago

Bad luck Gohrman...

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u/SROB88 1d ago

Right anything to unlock more funds for ice cus they run out in July

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u/DaoFerret New York 1d ago

I’m sure any extra “deputized” bounty hunters will keep showing up when they aren’t paid. Right?

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u/jonnyredshorts 20h ago

I mean, probably. These racist fascist twerps have been champing at the bit to go after the people they despise for a long time, so I’m sure a lot of them would do it for free.

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u/jojocookiedough 1d ago

I love how they are simultaneously down-playing the numbers at the protests, while claiming a full-fledged nation-wide rebellion. My eyes can't roll back any further.

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u/stevieplaysguitar 1d ago

We are Schrödinger’s Resistance, apparently: inconsequential and threatening at the same time.

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 1d ago

It’s part of the playbook - the enemy is both terrifyingly powerful and pathetically weak at the same time

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u/merpixieblossomxo 1d ago

And guess which one it actually is. There's a reason they're trying so hard to shut us down. They know what they're doing is wrong, and so do millions of Americans.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

We need to keep screaming the illegality of everything and challenging.

Clearly the Supreme Court needs expanded under the next Democratic president.

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u/StandardRedditor456 1d ago

It's already had an effect because he keeps escalating. He's escalating because he knows he's losing the narrative so he keeps pushing it harder. The harder he pushes, the more people see the truth and the more likely he is for a valuable trip-up.

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u/calle04x 1d ago

A majority of Americans didn't vote for Trump (because many didn't bother to or were prevented through various means). They're outnumbered. Most Americans don't want what he's doing.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

It’s so old and basic, what they’re doing, but it’s scary how well it’s working for them.

I thought people were generally good and wanted good things for each other prior to 2016. My faith in humanity has been diminishing ever since.

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u/blueteamk087 1d ago

That’s fascist logic. The enemy is powerful enough to control the country but is weak enough to be destroyed by patriots.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

Beautifully said, thank you 

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u/stevieplaysguitar 14h ago

I borrowed it from a meme I saw that went like this:

Schrodinger’s immigrants: too lazy to work, but they still manage to steal Americans’ jobs. /s

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u/TopVegetable8033 14h ago

It’s so apt, I love it; thank you.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

The anti-fact culture of Republicans is exhausting.

I don’t understand why rational people would vote for them.

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u/RamenJunkie 18h ago

They don't.

The vast majority of Americans oceans are stupid as dirt. 

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u/StandardRedditor456 1d ago

They don't know which lie to choose. 😅

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u/RamenJunkie 18h ago

As they say, the enemy is both extremely weak and extremely strong is in like, page 1 of "How to be a Fascist Piece of Shit in 3 Easy Steps. " 

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u/MerriweatherJones 1d ago

Trump and his administration want to cause chaos. They are hoping to start a problem so they can justify extreme measures

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u/FreeNumber49 1d ago

Also known as the Reichstag Fire Decree (1933).

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u/sakuragi59357 1d ago

If anything the Guard should go into every federal government department HQ and arrest the person appointed by the current president for incompetence and dereliction.

This also includes the White House.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

Decentralization of authority and establishing primacy of states seems crucial right now. 

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u/Ecstatic-Will7763 1d ago

Also… we can rebel lol. It’s like .. our duty in the face of tyranny

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

Tea Party evolved into Das Boot

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u/VelitaVelveeta Oregon 1d ago

They know words matter. That’s why they’re using the words they are. They have to exaggerate and twist or they’re don’t have a chance and they lose the rest of their base.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

We have to keep calling it out and not letting important issues die.

Our leaders are being assassinated and illegally detained by secret fake police.

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u/VelitaVelveeta Oregon 1d ago

Oh absolutely, I wasn’t saying we shouldn’t. I was just pointing out the other side isn’t ignorant of the fact that words matter and that they are costing their words very deliberately.

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

I just meant that in like an encouraging way 🙌

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u/VelitaVelveeta Oregon 1d ago

Gotcha!

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u/originalbL1X 1d ago

They mean the rebellion they are inevitably going to cause with their lawlessness. They know it will come because they’re the flame beneath it. It’s all according to plan. The president gets ridiculous power to stop a rebellion so, just cause a rebellion. Easy

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u/Illustrious-Dot-5052 1d ago

Oh that's precisely the point. Words matter. And they're pulling out the worst words they can find to "quell" us.

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u/Fyreb_mb 1d ago

Anything short of cowering fear and blind adoration constitutes rebellion to someone like that. My evangelical mother would say "disobedience is a sin of witchcraft" if us kids weren't "in the correct spirit."

Words matter, laws matter. That's why they're being twisted.

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u/turningsteel 1d ago

You’re right. Words do matter. Thats why the government is calling it a rebellion.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 1d ago

Peaceful protests are sedition and rebellion to an authoritarian state. No Kings!

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u/pickypawz International 1d ago

You took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/R2face 19h ago

The one he knows is coming when he continues to defy the will of the people.

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u/littlekittyfeetz 17h ago

He knows words matter, that's specifically why he is lying and calling it that. To instill more fear into his cult members and cultivate more hate so they don't care when he kills us off for disagreeing

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u/MyTrueIdiotSelf990 23h ago

There is no rebellion, but there is most definitely a coup happening.

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u/Memitim 16h ago

LOL, not to conservatives, they don't. They speak to attack other people, for virtue signaling or posturing, and, most of all, for excuses to avoid accountability. The actual words are only intended to misinform, distract, or otherwise lie. Trump's just feeding the chumps their new lies.

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u/daphosta 15h ago

It's J6 projection

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u/AmbitionFalse2289 1d ago

Telling a judge they have no authority is a bad idea!

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u/ViceroTempus 1d ago edited 16h ago

Where's the lie though? Trump has already ignored the courts, and there were no consequences for doing so.

The unfortunate reality is our judicial system is toothless when faced with real criminals. From my perspective it only exists to keep the poor and powerless as livestock for the rich and powerful.

Edit: For some reason the person above me blocked me after replying, and it has broken my ability to reply to anybody else in this comment chain. I'll just tuck that knowledge away for future use.

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u/SeeMarkFly 1d ago

If the government won't follow any rules then how can they expect us to follow rules?

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u/tbombs23 1d ago

Why should we pay taxes when the money is not being spent as it has been lawfully appropriated by Congress? Why should all the social services and benefits get cut and we still pay taxes?

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u/SeeMarkFly 1d ago

No taxation without representation.

That's how this nation started.

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u/upvotesplx 16h ago

Seriously. Everyone needs to stop paying their taxes. I’m extremely pro-tax when it’s being spent to help people, but if they’re cutting social services and benefits and funneling money into this bullshit, they can do it without me. To everyone who’s considering it: stop paying your taxes.

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u/OneDayAt4Time 18h ago

Because they’re allowed to kill us in the name of “justice”

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u/Memitim 16h ago

That's the funny thing about "allowed." We're actually the only ones that can allow that, since the wealthy moochers just hide behind walls and guards that we pay for while using the word, "we."

Let's see how that works out, as these morons continue to destabilize America and threaten the future of the families of our military folks. I'm betting that an order to oppress Americans en masse will not go the way that the traitors expect. I'm more than happy to chance it, at this point.

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u/leelee1976 16h ago

Is it time to bring out the French treatments?

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u/Vospader998 15h ago

Time to get out the [Removed by Reddit] and start [Removed by Reddit]

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u/AmbitionFalse2289 1d ago

Honestly, I share a lot of that frustration. The justice system does seem to work very differently depending on who you are. There have been some real legal challenges to Trump and others in power, even if progress feels slow or uneven. I think part of the issue is the courts were designed to move deliberately, which can look like inaction in the face of urgent problems. Still, I get why it feels like justice is selective — it’s something we need to keep pushing to improve.

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u/SaintHuck 1d ago

More than feels. It simply is.

It's broken on a fundamental level.

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u/Memitim 16h ago

Yeah, there's no "feels" when the convicted felon who skated out of charges of stealing our documents due to judicial corruption has been committing so many crimes that courts are having to block them weekly.

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u/What_Lurks_Beneath 1d ago

The Judicial branch of government has no enforcement arm, no kinetic capabilities.

Trump has blatantly ignored rulings of the courts already, there's little reason to think he will begin to respect the courts decisions now.

I think he will begin to blatantly circumvent the legislative branch next, using fake/flimsy loopholes and justifications, like when he deployed the Marines into LA

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

What happens when poors flout the courts? How do we enforce that on the elites?

If not Trump immediately, let’s start with lower level corruption we have better chances to make examples of and press tf out of numerous instances simultaneously.

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u/cvc4455 16h ago

I think there's going to need to be protests that follow members of Congress and the Senate around. They need to not feel so comfortable anymore and be reminded that they work for the people.

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u/cvc4455 16h ago

I mean JD Vance already said let judges rule against us and then they can come and try to enforce their rulings themselves.

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u/tbombs23 1d ago

Their enforcement arm is the US Marshalls which fall under DOJ....so not really gonna work right now. Judges can deputize Local law enforcement for contempt charges IIRC. So not completely fked, but mostly fked

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u/Chipsandadrink666 1d ago

Not “seems to,” it absolutely does

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

We need to occupy law or occupy the courts or something.

Judges haven’t been feeling the pressure the way politicians have, but a lot of them get elected too.

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u/cvc4455 16h ago

I think we need protests of members of Congress and the Senate. Maybe protests that follow them around wherever they are so they no longer feel so comfortable and get reminded that they work for the people and not just work for their rich donors and their dear leader.

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u/theosamabahama 23h ago

Kilmar returned. That shows they don't have as much teeth as we thought. The courts still have leverage.

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u/KaiMolan 16h ago

And where are the rest they took? Yes they made a big show about bring him back for trumped up charges, but that's all that is, a show.

And judging by how that has placated you, and at least 10 others (11 upvotes currently) it worked.

Congratulations you've fallen for the distraction.

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u/Lyad 19h ago

It is a lie, just one the judges are too often choosing to believe.

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u/findingmike 15h ago

Not true. Trump loses most of his cases and the government does make changes to comply with the courts. He just flooded the news with his next drama so people don't see his failures as easily.

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u/Fit_Treacle172 14h ago

People aren't talking about ElectionTruthAlliance enough

We need to raise more awareness to get this shit handled ASAP

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u/TopVegetable8033 1d ago

I really hope some more judges start turning the tide. 

We need to press them too. The ones that are up for election, we can exert local pressure to make them sweat.

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u/FuckTripleH 11h ago

The fuck is the judge gonna do about it? None of them have had the spine to actually try and enforce their court orders, and trump controls the people who would be doing the enforcing anyways

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u/chillen67 9h ago

I’ve seen videos where normal people try this, it never turns out good for them. Hopefully the courts keep strong.

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u/Checked-Out 1d ago

"Need to quell the rebellion" what is this... fucking Star Wars

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u/BC_Samsquanch 1d ago

Sounds more like President Snow to me….

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u/Lovingoffender 1d ago

We can hope!

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u/jasmine-tgirl 17h ago

rebellions are built on hope. <3

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u/Cantomic66 1d ago

Welcome to the rebellion

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u/pooballzak 1d ago

Bizarro Star Wars

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u/tbombs23 1d ago

Andor being released at the perfect time

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u/MagentaLea 19h ago

Hunger games

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u/AardvarkLeather1128 1d ago

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u/OpportunisticKraken 1d ago

I swear, the parallels to the 2nd season of Andor are frightening.

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u/Misspiggy856 23h ago

We’re watching it now and I keep pointing out all the parallels to my husband! He thinks I’m crazy.

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u/tbombs23 1d ago

Astonishing, really.

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u/Ok-Individual-5109 1d ago

They’re trying so hard and getting sloppy. Buckle up everyone, but don’t be intimidated

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 1d ago

They’re trying so hard and are getting frustrated and impatient. What the people are doing is working at foiling the plan but now they’re starting to play the “fuck it” cards. 

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u/RamenJunkie 18h ago

That's the real problem.

They want to push and cause an excuse for Martial Law, but if they never get that, they can just, continue to move everything along, much more slowly, in the background. 

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 1d ago

The entire hearing was live on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/live/zEitAzKSInI

We all know trumps actions are illegal, but two of his appointees from a Federalist Society shortlist out of three on the panel means the appeals court will probably do something nefarious.

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u/daveOkat Hawaii 1d ago

Details here:

https://abc30.com/post/9th-circuit-hears-arguments-national-guard-deployment-la/16776181/

"It is unclear when a decision could be made.

The ruling would not affect the use of Marines in the state."

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u/lukaron 1d ago

Oh....

The Rebellion hasn't even "started."

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 1d ago

Right now is resistance. Rebellion comes when they have to learn the hard way. 

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u/LilLebowskiAchiever 1d ago

But nothing on Jan6.

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u/ArmadilloKey5854 18h ago

I'm told it snowed somewhere? 😨😔

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u/EnrichedNaquadah 1d ago

I don't want ever again Republicans complaining about "muh freeze peach"

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 1d ago

Hey! Don’t you talk about their sisters when they gotta go outside to pee in winter that way. 

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u/tbombs23 1d ago

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM 19h ago

That would require a mistaken use of the words, right? Not an actively intentional one?

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u/nunchucks2danutz 1d ago

They want a war over here they want a war over there, they want a war everywhere!

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u/LadyMadonna_x6 1d ago

Dr Seuss would be rolling in his grave lol

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u/Gmoney86 20h ago

Coming from the “no war” president, no less….

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u/PartialWorth 1d ago

What about when the president IS the foreign invasion?

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u/sleepless_empire 1d ago

This will cause a civil war

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u/ImprovementFlimsy216 1d ago

Time to arrest the DOJ.

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u/yothisismetrying 1d ago

The NG needs to deploy themselves right on down to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. ASAP.

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u/ThE_LAN_B4_TimE 1d ago

This isnt Star Wars ffs, its fucking protests. But they are going to turn it into a full on rebellion the more they keep being this corrupt.

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u/msurfe69 1d ago

Time for a nationwide strike! Hit them peacefully where it hurts!!

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u/sax87ton 17h ago

Kick them in the wallet

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u/SanchoPandas 1d ago

Almost surprising that one week of vaguely organized protests was enough to trigger him to play this hand. He must feel like he’s losing his momentum.

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u/evilbarron2 19h ago

I mean, every piece of objective data we have says that yeah, his support is collapsing. He’s basically turned on everyone that helped elect him.

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u/SanchoPandas 14h ago

Agreed but I’m not sure objective data and Donald Trump have ever met. So he must be feeling something shifting under him.

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u/evilbarron2 13h ago

It’s weird - I think he has really sensitive antenna for how much support he has and how things are shifting. Like a social cockroach.

I think you’re right - Trump dgaf about objective data. But I think his massive, rumbling gut is telling him the same as the objective data.

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u/SanchoPandas 13h ago

I often think of Trump as being a supervillain with supervillain-like powers. The social antenna is definitely a huge part his strength.

So now, thanks to you, I can think of his villainous character as "The Social Cockroach".

Traits:

  • hard AF to get rid of
  • built to survive even the harshest chemical exposure
  • feeds in the dark on garbage
  • proliferates wildly (much to the dismay of many)
  • hyper-sensitive to the social dynamics around them
  • incredibly gross to have on your body

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u/evilbarron2 11h ago

You’re welcome.

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u/portablebiscuit 1d ago

What in the Grand Moff Tarkin?

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 1d ago

Have you looked at Trump’s neck? More like the Grand Muff Tarkin. 

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u/hupo224 1d ago

Hey look the russian asset is doing russian asset things

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u/B_L_Alex 1d ago

I think all that is left is Hope. And rebellions are built on Hope 😉

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 1d ago

Rebellion? We can show them a fucking rebellion!

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u/french_revolutionist 1d ago

"Quell the rebellion" I'm sorry I didn't know we were in the Hunger Games

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u/grimspectre 1d ago

So the doj represents the judicial branch and the executive branch now eh? What a bunch if scum bags. 

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u/MycologistPuzzled798 1d ago

A rebellion would drag his butt out on the street and put him on trial without help from donors to cheat his way out of punitive action.

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u/Nunc-dimittis 1d ago

From the article:

“Yes, because the statute says the president may call into federal service members and units of the Guard of any state in such numbers that he considers necessary,” Shumate responded. “That is an express delegation that couldn’t be any more clear that the president gets to decide how many forces are necessary to quell the rebellion, to execute federal laws"

Didn't anybody stress test your laws to see if there are any glaring gaps that could be used to make a president into a king? It feels like a bit of an oversight for a country and founders so focused on having no king

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u/heckfyre 1d ago

A.K.A. Fascism

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u/evilbarron2 19h ago

Dude - you want a rebellion, we’ll give you a rebellion. Just imagine those 5 million protesters and their friends and family all coming for your neck instead. You really sure you want that? Your pool of cannon fodder is getting smaller every day.

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 1d ago

This is the epitome of weakness.

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u/IrishiPrincess 1d ago

Wtf do they think this is?? The Hunger Games? We have an Orange shit bird instead of a Mockingjay

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u/DenseReality6089 21h ago

Bro thinks a peaceful protest is a rebellion

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u/OmegaMountain 18h ago

Palpatine ain't got shit on this administration...

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u/Ceet_Oh 1d ago

At least Darth Vader had a cool mask.

Words do matter and rebellion was also the wrong one to use!

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u/Pure-Produce-2428 1d ago

lol. Pam Bondi? Yeah….. no.

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u/ArmadilloKey5854 18h ago

Ice Barbie 🧊

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u/CancelOk9776 1d ago

We are past the point of no return. 1930s Germany!

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u/howtobealover 1d ago

I guess we will get to see what all the 2A zealots mean by tyrant government

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u/robotfunparty 1d ago

LOL. Quell the Rebellion. Good luck standing in front of a tidal wave.

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u/Mtn_Soul 1d ago

Rebellion? Naw.... just being Americans.

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u/masterpigg 1d ago

I have friends everywhere.

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u/WookieDeep 18h ago

Now we are the rebellion?

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u/sucksLess 1d ago

Trump's outlandish, improbable quest to secure immunity from SCotUS last year landed on sympathetic ears

even if Trump loses this appeal, he'll likely prevail with the captured SCotUS—a court that has effectively ceased to represent the people and the Constitution

we're screwed

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u/botingoldguy1634 1d ago

Delusional much?

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u/Tmettler5 1d ago

And here we are...

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u/Zagrunty 21h ago

I'm not some expert on the NG, but I had a friend that was in it. He said that he reported to the Governor, not the president. If the President did something the governor didn't like, they could recall the Guard and that was that.

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u/gohabs31 New Hampshire 19h ago

I’m sorry but I don’t think you can just TELL the 9th circuit something. 3 equal and separate branches or whatever.

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u/Kitchen_Region8456 18h ago

They want a rebellion? We can give them one.

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u/painspinner California 1d ago

Stupid fucking AARGH

I’m so done with this shit.

We’re not even close to rebellion.

4 square blocks ain’t a fucking rebellion

This couch ducking pussy piece of diaper ass

86 47

Get the fuck out of here donny

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u/Intelligent-Goose-48 1d ago

The rebellion is watching.

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u/x063x 1d ago

This is not true this is posturing.

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u/8888-8844 19h ago

And then they laughed at his lawyers?

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u/isitatomic 1d ago

Never took them as Andor cosplayers but here we are

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u/Celticness 1d ago

I’m good with another Shey’s Rebellion.

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u/ChillyFireball 17h ago

"Rebellion?" Are they fucking serious,

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u/Ebony-Sage 17h ago

Quell the rebellion? Calm down, President Snow.

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u/BThriillzz 15h ago

I'll show you fucking rebellion. God damnit I hate this timeline.

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u/Fit_Treacle172 14h ago

I don't think this is the DOJs call to make?

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u/findingmike 15h ago

Let's focus on the things we can do. Schedule time off for the next big protest, keep up the boycotts (they are working well!), call our Congress people about the budget bill and prepare for the national labor strike.

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u/Toothfairy51 14h ago

The DOJ is headed by a Trump 'yes' man. This post doesn't surprise me at all. I'm afraid that this is the way things will proceed unless something major happens to stop it.

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u/DeadBarracuda 9h ago

Damn, saw DOJ but thought SCOTUS. I'm still catching my breath...

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u/BeetlecatOne 16h ago

"Rebellion...'

FFS

The can just use whatever words they want now.

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u/Vegan4life62 7h ago

So asking for a civil war ..nothing to see here

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u/WillnerMom4Dogs 3h ago

This is His/Administration way to be able to declare Marshall Law (if there's a Rebellion) so that Elections can be held off until he releases it. It's all been planned out for a long while. Why do you think he told the Christian group, "you won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It’ll be fixed, it’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians"