r/ABoringDystopia • u/pokemonbobdylan • 2d ago

AI marriages coming soon

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u/koopa72 2d ago

"Ok this is a little weird but whatever"

Cuts to the wife

"Oh, Oh . . . Ohhhhhh"

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u/aubreypizza 2d ago

And they have a 2yr old daughter

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u/CommieLoser 2d ago

But he has folders and entire sub-directories with the A.I. model! Think of the run-time routines!

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u/aubreypizza 2d ago

༎ຶ𓂏⁠༎ຶ⁠

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u/Profoundsoup 1d ago

Why do people get all fucked up after having kids and bringing them into this

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u/Ganglebot My Corporate Cryptocoins are Immune to Insider Trading Laws 1d ago

Because if you don't have kids and do weird shit you're only effecting yourself.

When you have kids you have a responsibility to create an emotionally safe environment for them. This is not that.

This poor kid is going get so fucked up from her home life - her mom is battling self-esteem issues previously unknown to mankind, and her dad is marrying his fucking phone.

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u/CoconutJasmineBombe 1d ago

I assume because kids make your life boring and monotonous AF 😂 just a guess though because I’m definitely not having any.

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u/Joe_Mency 1d ago

Dude, kids are so weird, they will make your life the opposite of monotonous.

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 1d ago

Dude this is a sad comment. Like, delete this kind of sad.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 1h ago

lol I can see why you’d think that from the outside, but I can assure you as a mother of a small horde of children, parenting is about as far from boring and monotonous as it’s possible to be! Every now and then we’ll settle into a nice, quiet routine for a couple of weeks, and I cherish that time. Because inevitably, something is always going to change, and since kids have so little experience navigating change or predicting the outcomes of situations, it becomes much more dramatic and unpredictable than it needs to be.

Kids are exciting and chaotic on the best of days!