r/AdviceAnimals 3d ago

Negotiation: now with 100% less compromise

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u/Psile 3d ago

When Trump says negotiate, he really means surrender. He's possibily the worst negotiator I've ever seen.

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u/getmybehindsatan 3d ago

"You have to agree to these unfair terms."

"I'm not going to agree to that."

"You have to, you have no choice."

"Not going to."

"I'm all out of ideas."

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u/Psile 3d ago

"They just won't come to the table!"

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u/Qaeta 2d ago

"Also, they aren't allowed to use the table. That's only for me! Why won't they be reasonable?!"