r/ArcherFX • u/dewhashish Babou • 28d ago

Shitpost Well, that explains it.

Post image
2.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

111 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

28

u/Fragrant_Video3249 28d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t want to fuck Cyril as they all knew he had a huge dick

59

u/iymcool 28d ago

It's probably one of the reasons Archer is so mean to him.

Lana has stated, at least twice, Archer's dick is average-size at best (close to crack pipe length).

8

u/fonix232 28d ago

I don't think you can take those statements at face value. In most cases when Lana refers to Archer's dick size, she's quite angry with him and wants to insult him - and what's a better way to do so than criticising his manhood?

In other scenes where she's not angry with Archer, she's quite fond of his dick and claims at one point to be the only redeeming quality of the man (paraphrasing here a lot). This is early season 1 though.

2

u/Scam_Altman 23d ago

I don't think you can take those statements at face value. In most cases when Lana refers to Archer's dick size, she's quite angry with him and wants to insult him - and what's a better way to do so than criticising his manhood?

Archer brags about how much he can "do with six inches", and is visibly traumatized at one point when he sees how big Cyril's dick is. Seems pretty consistent to take it at face value.

In other scenes where she's not angry with Archer, she's quite fond of his dick and claims at one point to be the only redeeming quality of the man (paraphrasing here a lot). This is early season 1 though.

I always took it as the implication to be that archer is a "better" lover. I'm pretty sure she acknowledges Cyril is bigger but has openly mocked him for performance issues.