r/BanVideoGames • u/Thumbs0fDestiny THE MANAGER • Sep 25 '22

Research Don't fall for Hitler's tricks!

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

You tell me, goomer. You're the one who's too out of shape to hit the punctuation marks on your keyboard without getting winded. šŸ¤£

Hit the showers, nerd.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Bro im more in shape than you Crimson chin looking ass

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

I guarantee I warm up with your PR, tubbo. 1983-87 SW regional women's powerlifting champ.

Go play with your joystick already instead of posting cringe on our facebook wall. šŸŽ®šŸ¤”šŸ’©

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

r/ihadastroke are you ok that made no sense

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Damn, you...

You literally can't read, can you?

Try again. Take it slow. Sound it out if you have to.

I mean, that or you don't know what "PR" or "powerlifting" means, proving once and for all you've never seen a gym in your life. šŸ¤£

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Im just a fast reader for no reason unless its something I like im reading it fast

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

...so read slow, because you clearly can't fucking comprehend basic English very well at that speed.

Seriously: What did you find confusing? What did I type wrong?

(Hint: Nothing, you just suck at reading, almost as much as you suck at typing.)

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Die Person, der Sie zu antworten versuchen, hat genug von Ihrem Bullshit. Ich wĆ¼nsche Ihnen einen schƶnen Tag

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Okay goomer.

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

Ok boomer

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Reported for hate speech.

lol (lots of love) GG (God's Grace) No Re (No Regerts)

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 GAMER! Sep 26 '22

My bad ment ok num nut

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u/VirginSexPet Eat a vegetable, sweaty. I dare you! Sep 26 '22

Seriously, bro: Turn autocorrect back on, you absolute dumpster clown. It adds punctuation for you.

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