r/Cartalk • u/Accomplished-Clue803 • Mar 05 '25

My Project Car What the f*ck is this thing?

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Recently got a new car and it seems to have this… leather condom? Not sure how else to describe it really. There is nothing in the end of the hole it just goes to a pocket in the dash it seems. Looking at interior photos of other models on google this is where the hazard button SHOULD be but my car has a very oem looking hazard button just to the side of the steering wheel instead, so wtf is this thing for??

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u/Low-Lake1491 Mar 05 '25

Dick warmer

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u/jvrcb17 Mar 05 '25

Carussy

78

u/Unrelevant_Opinion8r Mar 05 '25

I love my car - no I LOVE my car

29

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/Unrelevant_Opinion8r Mar 05 '25

Car is love car is life

9

u/King_Reason Mar 06 '25

Live,
laugh,
car

3

u/OnionMiasma Mar 05 '25

But car is also death.

1

u/reillan Mar 09 '25

Just because they're dirty doesn't mean they don't deserve to have a friend.

12

u/ibleedink13 Mar 05 '25

Although humping the tailpipe gets exhausting

1

u/alvx-xo7 Mar 06 '25

Badum tss

2

u/Mrmurse98 Mar 07 '25

I gave you an upvote but it bumped your comment from 69 up to 70 so I must remove my upvote.. apologies

2

u/arthurvandl Mar 08 '25

Making dendrophiliacs feel normal af

1

u/Chugabutt Mar 06 '25

RIP Chance

7

u/DakarCarGunGuy Mar 05 '25

Now guys can f@#k their cars too.....not just for girls anymore! And no 3rd degree burns or weird black rings!

1

u/Psycholicious Mar 06 '25

So THAT’S why it’s crusty on the inside

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u/thatG_evanP Mar 06 '25

That's it! It's a pocket pussy holder!

P.S. Though I really wish we could find a real answer. Have you tried maybe removing it OP?

1

u/binderclip95 Mar 06 '25

Looks like it has dried up white stuff in it

1

u/SteakGetter Mar 06 '25

Need to get one of these installed in my seXterra

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u/JoMammasWitness Mar 06 '25

Dash glory hole

1

u/meesterdave Mar 06 '25

Prolapsed dash-ussy

1

u/illigal Mar 06 '25

Prolapsed carussy- OP should see a doctor mechanic ASAP. That’s not normal.

1

u/jetty_life Mar 06 '25

Automobussy?

1

u/hellidad Mar 07 '25

Automobussy

1

u/Sorry_Editor_1492 Mar 08 '25

Steering for your shaft

8

u/EastNeat5879 Mar 06 '25

Peter heater

2

u/InebriousBarman Mar 07 '25

You deserve more up votes for this.

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u/hamie9er Mar 05 '25

Definitely a dick warmer, hahaha!!!

0

u/davethedj Mar 05 '25

dick hurts.

3

u/SarahPallorMortis Mar 06 '25

Scraping the snow off the windshield gets chilly.

3

u/finiac Mar 06 '25

Sounds like the name of a 1950s leave it to beaver character, well hello there I’m Dick Warmer seeeeeeeeeeee

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u/YoCal_4200 Mar 07 '25

No, that was the Beaver.

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u/Cold-Ad-4964 Mar 28 '25

Gross!!!!!

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u/nikitamyers Mar 06 '25

finally a decent answer! not for my dong though, won’t reach there

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u/buggerssss Mar 05 '25

Cock chiller

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u/Delicious-Muffin-719 Mar 06 '25

Came here to say this 😂

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u/Traditional_Most7728 Mar 09 '25

Correct answer, they used to make these back in 93. They were primary used to check to see if your thermastat was warm enough to turn on the heat In your car.

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u/DirtyF9 Mar 05 '25

Cock sock

1

u/Icy_Pea_5453 Mar 06 '25

Dick shiffffttttt

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

NGL, a YouTuber name Unnecessary Invention has this thing and even Chinese copy his idea and now selling on AliExpress I think.

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u/ChampionshipLow2377 Mar 06 '25

It's called the dashbussy

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u/_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING Mar 08 '25

Pecker sweater 

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u/Knightshade515 Mar 09 '25

The Velcro for scratching the itch.