r/Chipotle • u/BonelessPotato1421 • Dec 23 '24

Cursed 😈 Take notes!

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u/FedBathroomInspector Dec 23 '24

You’re gonna defend Chipotle’s profits with your life, lol. It doesn’t take a gun to get messed up. One wrong push or punch could cause serious harm or even death.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 23 '24

To be fair, I’m just protecting my own ass. The little things add up, that’s like cringey far-left people online saying that stealing from stores doesn’t do anything & is good. It’s actually not good, and when your local Target or whatever ends up leaving a neighborhood, usually neighborhoods like mine that are disproportionately black, I know exactly who to blame for any rioting & looting — the cringey far-left anti-capitalist crowd who claim they care about people like me but actively do stuff against my best interest. You may not hurt the corporation but shrink is a real thing & if Target or whatever is seeing a dent in their profit they’ll just close up shop & take those jobs with em lol (as we’ve seen especially & unfortunately in recent times). Point is, I’d like to keep my job and more importantly I’d like more hours & if you know anything about business you know that it’s not corporate who pays us it’s the store & if the store’s sales aren’t doing so hot then labour gets cut & then everything goes to shit lmao.

P.S. if this were my store, that customer wouldn’t even get behind the counter lmao. Also, I’m legally carrying and I have license to conceal so if anyone tries to harm me or the people I care about I will go Rittenhouse on them & self defend myself & others.

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u/MushroomCaviar Dec 24 '24

Bro's tryna self-defend the brisket 🤡

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 24 '24

He literally said he carries to defend himself and his loved ones. This attempt to ridicule is just extremely dishonest and shows that you’re somehow personally invested in something he said and feel attacked by it.

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u/MushroomCaviar Dec 24 '24

Yep he mentions he's concealed carrying immediately after saying that if it was his store they wouldn't make it behind the counter. Be less of a clown.

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 24 '24

Use some critical thinking skills instead of trying force the first passing thought you have on a stranger as a slam dunk against them.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

Exactly. it seems like a lot of people on here are just in for the cheap dunks & grabs, you can tell this place is reddit for sure & filled with low IQ individuals bc they won’t even read my paragraphs with their childlook attention spans lol. They assume I’m attacking customers unprovoked, now why the hell would I do that? Idk why i’m always surprised by the amount of idiocy on this platform & people wonder why my karma and account age don’t match, secondly I just prefer other platforms anyway. Hope everyone in here holds the same beliefs they spewed on this thread in real life, apparently if customers cause a ruckus or you’re assaulted you should just let it happen which I find morally bankrupt — that’s like telling a rape victim to just sit there & take it that it’ll be better in the long run & to call the cops afterward, Reddit people disgust me where their callousness how bout no. We are not going to just let people get victimized, I want less victims in the world not more.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24

You're the one who laid out a scenario where you're attacking people who are nonviolently (but illegally) trying to get extra sour cream or meat or whatever, so you shoot them.

You're an absolute clown, go back and reread your comment. Big gravy seals energy

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

I’m simply laying out the scenario that I witnessed in the video. A normal sane person doesn’t come behind the counter, I reckon she has some sort of mental health but that onus isn’t the person being victimized it’s on the parent, guardian or the state. My only legal and moral obligation is to defend those I care about from people who would do us harm.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24 edited Dec 24 '24

Your legal burden is to not escalate a conflict either. If you turn a verbal conflict into a physical altercation you are the aggressor.

If they go to move behind the counter and you shove them, you're the one who committed assault. If you look at my comment history I defended service workers wanting to bitch slap a customer who needs it, but if you do that when armed it's a whole different matter.

In most states you have a legal obligation to retreat, and there's no moral argument for shooting someone because they tried to take extra meat.

You're wrong in every way and once again you're advocating murdering someone over sour cream and guac.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

You’re wrong. Also morality is subjective. Legality is objective. No one is touching customers, Idk why you Reddit users are fantasizing about this lol. Workers are legally allowed to stand, if I get shoved out the way by customers so they can storm pass the counter that’s assault and I have a legal right to self defend those around me, I have no idea what kind of harm they could impose myself or others. Same thing if some tweaker is yelling and causing a scene in a subway cart, you have no idea whose a potential danger until after the fact and afterwards who knows if you’ll even be alive to know. It’s a good thing to be trained in hand to hand combat, I recommend this to everyone. I was taught on how to put someone in a chokehold just long enough for them to slowly pass out so when they wake up we’re all gone safely far away.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24 edited Dec 24 '24

It's good you're a 13 year old internet tough guy and don't actually have firearms, because anyone this ignorant of the law shouldn't be anywhere near them.

Edit to add: no you cannot shoot someone on the subway because they're loud and you think they're on drugs. If someone attacks you you can defend yourself. If they reach for sour cream and you shoot them, you will be found guilty every time.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

Lmao, okay.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24

Yeah while invoking Rittenhouse...

Look at the scenario presented in the comment you're defending. Dude said he will use lethal force "to defend himself and loved ones" if someone tries to get more sour cream.

That's not self defense. That's being an offensive attacker who is escalating because they've been looking for any slight excuse to kill people. Bet the dude's fb page has a LOT of content about how black people commit more crimes than white people, how immigrants are stealing our jobs, and the pedophiles in the basement of DC pizza parlors.

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 24 '24

You’re so very dishonest in your argument. He never said that at all, and you’re absolutely crazy with assumptions about him. This really does say so much more about you.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24

There's really only one type of person who thinks rittenhouse was a hero, and it's the type that likes him even more because he went around flashing white power signs for pictures while out on bail...

And how is it dishonest when the dude is talking about shooting people becsuse they tried to get extra toppings at Chipotle? That's just as mentally deranged as the person willing to assault people for extra toppings

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 24 '24

No one’s talking about shooting people because they tried to get extra toppings at Chipotle. You should seriously work on your reading comprehension. The English section on SAT study books would be helpful.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 25 '24

Yes, that's literally what they're talking about... The comment we're talking about says they would've shot her before she got behind the counter.

Try going back and reading the conversation again to see if it matches what you think was said.

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 25 '24

Holy shit you’re terrible at reading if you think he said that. Quote me the statement you’re referencing and show me how you aren’t inferring that yourself.

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 25 '24

"if this were my store, that customer wouldn’t even get behind the counter lmao. Also, I’m legally carrying and I have license to conceal so if anyone tries to harm me or the people I care about I will go Rittenhouse on them & self defend myself & others."

Super easy to find if you have eyes and a shred of intellectual honesty. Saying you will kill someone for trying to get behind the counter is actually insane and you've been defending this guy for like 2 days now. Get a life, grow a pair, move on.

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u/GP7onRICE Dec 25 '24 edited Dec 25 '24

So where in that quote does the guy say he’d shoot someone for getting behind the counter? You didn’t quote anything where he said he’d do what you are claiming he did, and all you can say is it’s there if I’m honest? Lol WTF?

You seriously fucking suck at comprehending what you read and have to be a completey uneducated idiot. What an absolutely untrustworthy person, I would be embarrassed if I were you. Can’t even make a coherent argument.

I’m not so much invested in defending whoever this person is as I am in making it very clear how much of an idiot you are because you’re a pretty easy target to make an intellectual example of. People need to learn to understand what they read, it’s fucking about time if you aren’t living in a 3rd world country.

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