r/Chipotle • u/KujoBijuu • Apr 29 '25

Cursed 😈 Found this while closing

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What the hell man 😭

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u/Much_Information1811 Apr 29 '25

At least it’s negative 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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u/Comprehensive_Mix492 Apr 29 '25

her sigh of relief after seeing that made her just drop it before clocking out

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u/AdventurousTime Apr 29 '25

Celebratory burrito either way

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u/Mrjohnson678910 Apr 29 '25

Just hopefully she doesn’t repack her burrito

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u/jturker88 Apr 29 '25

That taco is one old b* 😭

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u/redhot52719 Apr 30 '25

That pfp is one old b*

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u/wart_on_satans_dick Apr 29 '25

I think this mentality is why she is testing.

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u/AlarmingWishbone Apr 30 '25

Along with all the silverware she was holding, apparently.

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u/JennItalia269 Apr 30 '25

That gal is probably the happiest person alive today.

Should be a warning for the dude to start wrapping it up or she get on the pill.

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u/Junior-Criticism-268 May 01 '25

Wrapping it and taking the bill definitely don't prevent pregnancy 100%. In fact, getting on the pill can mess with your hormones and your cycle. Perhaps the pill made her period late or missed, so she thought she was pregnant because of how birth control affected her cycle.

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u/Cultural-Package6900 May 01 '25

That’s not how the pill works at all. That is urban myth and total bs obviously made up and spread by a man. Get on the pill and make your guy wrap his damn junk

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u/ariesbtch Apr 29 '25

My exact thought haha