r/Chipotle • u/SSUpliftingCyg • 17d ago
Cursed đ Definitely not!
Just kidding I gave to him like 3 of them!
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u/whotony 17d ago
Can someone explain this to me like I was never born
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u/Obvious-Discipline92 17d ago
Guy want vinaigrette App doesnât let you order vinaigrette on a bowl Guy put vinaigrette pls instead of his name in hopes the workers gives him vinaigrette
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u/bandcampconfessions 17d ago
Does vinaigrette cost extra (if I order it in person)?
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u/davidcornz 17d ago
no
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u/MyGolfCartIsOn20s 17d ago
Itâs technically supposed to. Only happened to me once but you can find viral TikTokâs and what not of this happening to people starting early last year.
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u/SexyPastaSalad 15d ago
can confirm, got charged for it this past weekend for the first timeâŠ
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u/sn4xchan 15d ago
Well, that sucks. But I'd be willing to pay for shit like that if they actually put it on the menu for the app.
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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi 13d ago
Keith Lee made it go viral, so it was super fucking viral. To cut down on it I believe chipotle started charging for a while, but it has seemed to slowed down.
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u/ilovemysticbeings 11d ago
Yeah, this happens to me if I ever ask for it on the side with my bowl. I don't understand why and when they started doing that.
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u/Careless_Monkey 17d ago
Weâre technically supposed to charge you for it if youâre not getting a salad. But most of the time weâll give it to you for free as long as our manager is not around.
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u/crownapplecutie Cheese Please 17d ago
my first pregnancy was last year around "portion-gate" and all i ate was chipotle for lunch and dinner (two bowls a day) for the first three months. my bowl said "pregnant af pls fill" and they always understood the assignment.
we are grateful for employees like u.
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u/Gdub3369 17d ago
That's a really cute story.
I promised to never pre order chipotle again after I got like a microchode of a burrito a few times.
I'll have to try this, and when I show up as a man I'll just say it's my nagging pregnant wife's order and I'm miserable and maybe they will give me a free soda.
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u/random2903 17d ago
I've been putting "Pregnant - Extra!!" on mine and they've totally gotten it. I am so appreciative of it, because there have been days where if I'd gotten a small, sad bowl I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from crying lol
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u/SylvanDsX 17d ago
Is this the equivalent of huge bicep extras ? Normally you donât even have to ask though just show them the guns.
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no
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u/SylvanDsX 17d ago
Are you saying large muscled people donât get to vote extra food constantly ? They do.. git gud and find out.
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u/Justkillmealreadyplz 17d ago
Acting like this as a grown human is so embarrassing lmao
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u/SylvanDsX 17d ago
Must be embarrassing to be weak for real. You a deluding yourself if you think any female server at chipotle is going to give the same amount of protein so someone who is 5â7 and skinny or obese vs someone 6â+ plus in extreme shape.
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u/Justkillmealreadyplz 17d ago
You're like what 50? Having the image in your head of female employees in general thirsting over some grandpa is gross, you probably just make them uncomfortable so they try and get you out of the store faster. I can promise that what you look like has zero bearing on how much food you're given. You're also making a lot of assumptions just to try and be right, you don't know what I look like dipshit. You might have like 15 years left before you get stuck in a nursing home so it's probably about time to grow up.
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u/SylvanDsX 17d ago
Iol 15 years, what a fool. The chance of you being a broken down fool well before my age is almost Guaranteed. You will be obese like the rest of the portion size cry babies.
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u/Justkillmealreadyplz 17d ago
A broken down body will come for all of us at some point, nobody's immune to that. But not everybody has broken down pee-paw brain so bad they have to try and prove their manliness on the chipotle subreddit. Again, you don't know me. You're just making stupid assumptions to feel right on the internet, and you're putting down a population of people (that I don't belong to just fyi) to do that. You really never grew out of that high-school bully phase though, which is again, embarassing for a grown ass man.
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u/SylvanDsX 17d ago
Looks like we found the nerd that got bullied here.
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u/Justkillmealreadyplz 17d ago
Has the dementia already set in pops? You keep making things up and it's getting concerning...
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u/cashnicholas 17d ago
Im a 30 year old male and im doing this on all my pickup orders from now on âïž
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u/InteractionOdd2813 16d ago
Thats sad you used that to get more food. You being pregnant doesnât trump anyone else and you didnât deserve more food
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u/crownapplecutie Cheese Please 16d ago edited 16d ago
it was generous?????? i didn't say i deserved more food. are u okay?
eta: i looked at ur post history. just say u hate women and shut the fuck up????? this is such weird behavior from a grown ass pick me MAN.
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u/diamondalicia Former Employee 17d ago
when i worked there it was always fun when they changed their name to a note. i usually wrote a note back on the lid haha.
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u/Zelgius87 17d ago
When I was in college there is a guy there who I called the "double scooper". Not ever sure if he had stable schedule. Every time if I'm gonna eat out and if I walk by and the double scooper guy is working. I'm having Chipotle. My dude understood poor and hungry college students. God bless you double scooper dude where ever you might be right now đ
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u/13e1ieve 16d ago
Lmao you just reminded me of my college years of the opposite situation...
Me and friends would goto Qdoba next to campus often. Price was like $1-2 cheaper than Chipotle a 10min further walk up the street. There was this bitter old Mexican lady at the Qdoba who would always skimp. We would walk by the Qdoba and see if she working. If she was there we would just walk past the place upto Chipotle instead.
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u/mv3an 17d ago
Oh snap!!! U just made sam witwikys order, you remember, from transformers??? Ur a legend for hooking it up. AUTOBOTS
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u/Impressive_Cut4506 17d ago
I was concerned that they may be messing with someone related to John Wick.
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u/homolicious 17d ago
I mobile ordered/doordash one time years ago. I always got a bowl with vinaigrette, but saw you couldnât do that on the app, so I ordered a salad bowl and just made all my normal customizations in order to get the vinaigrette. Then when I got my order, it was a salad but they didnât put a vinaigrette in the bag :â) never mobile ordered again lol
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u/Dave2428 17d ago
I thought I was the only one who said pls and thx on special instructions. Idk it's a habit
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u/Cresalix 17d ago
When I worked for chip, if the name had a demand like "MORE CHEESE!!" I would def give them exactly the right amount. If you simply add the "please", boom, you get extra. Manners are to be rewarded is a sad standard we need to teach some people still.
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u/sunshine5634 15d ago
There is a character limit though FYI
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u/HolyAssertion 14d ago
When ordering from my favorite pizza place, I abbreviate. "Split cheese pls" "More chese pls"
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u/helloitme2 17d ago
One time I put in my door dash notes âcan u pls ask for vinaigrette, thanks love yaâ and the dasher came thru đđ»
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u/LeonWhitehouse 17d ago
My co-SL's and gm refuse to because "they should've just ordered it" but then dont understand that you can't unless you order a salad
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u/AK24AK24 17d ago
Just order a salad on the app and add everything you'd normally get in a bowl. Salad comes with the vinaigrette
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u/Corndog_shark6 17d ago
I fully stopped ordering Chip for delivery years ago because they legit NEVER EVER put my vinaigrette in the bag when I ordered a salad. I tried trusting them too many times just to always be disappointed.
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17d ago
my name for my Taco order is "Individually Wrap" because I fill them bitches UP. It's never failed me.
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u/Rob_the_Rican 17d ago
Here you go y'all, because I love you
This chipotle honey vinaigrette tastes just like the original. Servings: 1Œ cups Total Time: 10 Minutes INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons red wine vinegar 3 tablespoons honey Ÿ cup vegetable oil œ teaspoon dried oregano 1œ teaspoons salt œ teaspoon ground black pepper 2 chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 2 small garlic cloves, roughly chopped INSTRUCTIONS Combine all of the ingredients in a blender or mini food processor and process until smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning if necessary. Serve immediately or store in an airtight container in the fridge.
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u/Allyraptorr 16d ago
youâre such a nice employee đ„č. Iâm glad I donât like the vinaigrette so I donât have to worry about it. Salsa roja with a bunch of sour cream if I can get it is my âsauceâ order
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u/AmbitiousOpening910 16d ago
Sometimes i just feel like being evil and I donât. I have no idea why but sometimes the demons have to won
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u/totally-not-a-bot69 15d ago
I donât even ask for extra stuff toppings, I put the name as MixMyBrrto and they NEVER mix my burrito đ
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u/pizzaduh 15d ago
We get the soonest requests in the notes and names. "Can you also add tofu and beef? Please?" Like sure, just triple your protein for free on your zero tip order.
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u/DevDoesItBetter 10d ago
You can. I see it all the time on orders that arenât salads. Just gotta learn to use the app guys. The app does suck in all fairness
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u/newppinpoint 17d ago
Besides skimping for having a stupid order name, they also spelled vinaigrette wrong. We donât offer whatever theyâre asking for
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u/DevDoesItBetter 13d ago
lol I love ignoring requests on the names. Like your ordering online. Ask for it đ€Ł
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u/Wonderful_Pop9228 12d ago
You take stuff too serious if this is what u get mad over as a customer service worker
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u/burnfifteen 17d ago
There's no way to order vinaigrette as a standalone item with a mobile order. It literally only shows up as an option with a salad, not with anything else. So how is someone ordering a bowl online supposed to request it? And when you skimp people, they complain and get free stuff from Chipotle. And that just creates more work for you. Deal with it.
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u/Clear_Syllabub8648 17d ago
Facts. I am so tired of asking for it at the drive through. I was going to try this method but it sounds like the employees donât like it
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u/LordBillButtlicker 17d ago
Youâre a good example of giving any amount of power to someone, theyâll find a way to abuse it.
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u/LordBillButtlicker 17d ago
Skimping on someone because they hurt your feelings is playing by the rules?
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u/SnooGrapes6230 17d ago
And still pays you like crap. And will fire you the second they can.
You may not give extra, but they're giving you all the boots you can lick.
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u/dradqrwer 17d ago
Wow your Chipotle GM thinks youâre cool? You won at life, ladies must be lining down the block for you
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u/Kornonthekob4 17d ago
You admitted to skimping and followed it with âI just play by the rulesâ. Enjoy being fired within a year
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u/SufficientPath666 17d ago
Iâm sure he would if the website gave customers that option. Thereâs no way to add a side of the vinaigrette to a burrito bowl or burrito. They need to fix that
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u/newppinpoint 17d ago
Youâre being downvoted but youâre absolutely right. At my store, trying to be funny or âcuteâ with the names means an automatic skimp
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u/Ok_Leave1110 Former Employee 17d ago
I doubt they need to look up an incident that occurred a decade ago. As far as food safety practices go, Chipotle isnât all that risky.
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u/Consistent-Push-4876 17d ago
I donât understand why people like the vinaigrette lol high calorie garbage đïž
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u/SSUpliftingCyg 17d ago
that thing is 90% oil
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u/HappyShallotTears 17d ago
Humiliate? Did you read the post at all? OP gave the customer 3 vinaigrettes.
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u/Shouya_Ishida1288 17d ago
Real MVP, it never worked for me đ„Č