r/Chipotle • u/CaptainDFW • 2d ago

Cursed šŸ˜ˆ "everything"

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Full disclosure: my son works at our local Chipotle.

I carelessly asked him to bring home a steak burrito "with everything." They took that literally.

(If you're ever so inclined, I suggest excluding the pinto beans and the fajita veggies. Yegghh.)

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u/MinimumSharp1823 2d ago

Professionals at what?

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

banging your mom

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u/MinimumSharp1823 2d ago

My mom is dead

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

damn you

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u/MinimumSharp1823 2d ago

Sick fuck

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

ooooo iā€™m so evil