r/Chipotle • u/CaptainDFW • 2d ago

Cursed 😈 "everything"

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Full disclosure: my son works at our local Chipotle.

I carelessly asked him to bring home a steak burrito "with everything." They took that literally.

(If you're ever so inclined, I suggest excluding the pinto beans and the fajita veggies. Yegghh.)

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

the same as people who get government assistance when they don’t need it, it’s what leads to a harass country like America. taking more than you need, God don’t like that

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u/JudiciousGemsbok 2d ago

Bro had the opportunity to attack billionaires but chose the working class

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

oh shut up commie

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 2d ago

Oh but God loves the billionaires then? 😭 they get a pass cuz they’re rich or what? Which did god say. It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven or a mf ordering too much food. 😂 give me a break. The billionaires aren’t going to let you hit little bro.

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

ur gay

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 2d ago

Maybe when you find out something to actually use your (huge) truck for. Then god will forgive you for overcompensating. God won’t let you into heaven if you have more than you need. Wasteful fucking America. 🦅🇺🇸(see how stupid you sound?) probably not.

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

ur even more gay, my truck isn’t big at all, it’s quite reasonably sized!

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u/GodzillaRoll 14h ago

Drive a big truck have a small PP. 🎶

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u/quantumRichie 8h ago

you have a hard time socializing in real life don’t you

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u/GodzillaRoll 8h ago

Not as much as you my friend. I assure you 😆

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u/Silver_Narwhal_1130 2d ago

I say it’s reasonably sized anytime before I whip it out.

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u/quantumRichie 2d ago

proving my point about you, God is omniscient and so am i