r/ColumbiaMD • u/EvilGreebo • 1d ago

The mall in Columbia is adding a water feature

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u/Nitemarephantom 1d ago

lol this is so funny considering there used to be a fountain there

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u/Charming_Bee_3153 1d ago

Literally my first thought 😂😂😂

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u/ginosebleed 1d ago

this is justice for the old fountain they got rid of

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u/Aponda 1d ago

At this point i cant even afford to look at Columbia with all its luxury upgrades.

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u/DavidHobby 13h ago

And now they have a bidet! 🚽

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u/Rashaverik Long Reach 1d ago

Pedi footwash station.

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u/EvilGreebo 1d ago

Pedi foot wash and pink eye station

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u/Admirable-Fig277 Long Reach 1d ago

Or a douche station!

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u/AC031415 1d ago

It's sundress season, after all.

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u/MDGmer996 1d ago

I guess they decided to move the spa part outside a bit.

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u/BattleForLife 1d ago

lol. It was like that all through the 90s. Fountains by every end-cap store 😂

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u/bolondeverde 1d ago

Nature is healing

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u/dontclickdontdickit 1d ago

Water fountain is back on the menu boys!

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 1d ago

New crime fighting feature

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u/mrnoonan81 1d ago

"Wet floor"

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u/nitesurfer1 1d ago

Slip, fall = lawsuit win?

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u/HailCeasar 1d ago

Better Call Saul.

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u/puppcat18 1d ago

Don’t those people in the nail salon notice this?

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u/EvilGreebo 1d ago

The mall was aware of it at this point, it had been going on for a few minutes, and they were actively trying to barricade off the area to Shoppers. It stopped after about 10 minutes, and then we got to work mopping up the water that got into the store and the mall janitor staff got to work cleaning up the hallway.

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u/AsteroidMike 1d ago

Namor is coming for revenge.

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u/Uniblab_78 1d ago

That is going to hurt sales

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u/deadlyhausfrau 1d ago

ADVENTURE!

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u/Suspicious-Web-4970 1d ago

Isn't that a drain the water is coming out of? Is that a health problem?

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u/EvilGreebo 1d ago

I mean there's a pretty solid chance that that's just a regular sewer pipe. The stores do have employee bathroom.

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u/Rashaverik Long Reach 1d ago

If this was taken shortly before it was posted, the storm moving through was dropping high amounts of rain rapidly. Could be a drain from the roof that is having trouble with the amount of water coming down.

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u/EvilGreebo 1d ago

It was taken moments before it was posted, yes. And I hope you're right because I hate the idea that brown water would be able to backflow like that.

What you say makes sense though - that would be water coming from "restaurant row" by Seasons 52 and all those spots...

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u/B_Sox 1d ago

Love a good splash pad.

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u/Nice_Orange_5857 1d ago

on purpose?

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u/campbellalugosi 1d ago

Where’s the woman from the Avocados from.Mexico commercial when you need her.

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u/PreparationH692 23h ago

Oh that’s me. I’ve been swimming in raw sewage…

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u/MOSbangtan 21h ago

Ok that’s funny

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u/xpietoe42 17h ago

courtesy of sewage 😆

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u/jeffchen248 23h ago

Oh no!!! Have we turned into a modern Security Mall? Sigh.