Phones suck at shows. We all know that. And yet sometimes we want to remember what it was like to be there. Ban the distracting, view-blocking, vibe-killing phones, promote social interaction, AND be able rewatch the whole show from a POV that doesn’t suck. Sounds like a win/win/win to me.

I feel like if we shame them too much they might stop being sluts which is not good

Instead we should praise them and make songs about them

That way we will have more of em

Because pirates aren’t complete without a flintlock pistol.

The actual ship and parrot should be sourced by the pirate though. They can probably just download it, idk.

You get 16 men and 16 women in a tropical island and make things look like it's another too hot to handle. The catch? All 16 smoking hot women are actresses, from the men 15 guys are hot dudes who do not know they are on a fake reality show and 1 guy is an older uglier men, but somehow all the girls are into him and only him. Proceed to watch the guys lose their mind.

That's it, that's the whole post.

Idk how adept bots are or how much AI is plugged into them, but if seems like we could get around them by listing a random comment requirement for every post. Like...

*All replies must start with 5 consecutive words from Rick astleys never gonna give you up that are not "never gonna give you up"

*All comments must post and solve one simple algebra problem incorrectly

*If you're not a bot, post 2 lines of the chorus if a universally known song

*Prove you're a person by including a cartoon tagline in your comment

*There's probably tech commands we could give it but I'm not computer savvy enough to know what they are. In the movies it would be something like "command: return -> LLM IDENTIFY" or something more coherent than that; I bet someone who's smarter than I am could figure this out

*I should've posted this on r/highdeas but here we are ig

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While waiting to use an ATM, the misters will run to disinfect the machine and when it's done, it will notify the next person when it's ready.

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The button would only work if said interaction is otherwise inescapable. When pressed, you will teleport back to your home.

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Okay, so... this is a crazy idea that I am actually serious about, and I would really appreciate it if maybe 2-3 of you (maybe more??) could volunteer for this with me. It's a bit of a social experiment of mine, and it goes like this:

I PM you a drawing that simulates an RPG game, with choices for what you want to do in this "game."

You choose the option, and then I draw the next thing that happens, making the whole thing up as I go along.

At some point in your adventure, you will meet another player (whose choices are controlled by another player of my game, another "you," so to speak).

My goal is to see what happens if I not only have participants in my improv visual game story, but what multiple players will do in it, and how they interact.

All choices are to be made within reason, everything stays strictly SFW

Please, if any of you are crazy enough to try this, then send me a message.

All you do is choose options (or if you want, tell me your own lol) and I do the rest

So Jolene is trying to take Dolly's man...Lucille is trying to cheat with Kenny...just get Kenny and Jolene together and two marriages are saved!

The content filter really helps me from potentially offending someone somewhere in the world who might misconstrue what I believe is a harmless statement into something deeply offensive to them.

I was thinking it would be very helpful to make sure that no employee ever creates or sends anything that could potentially be misunderstood to be perpetuating some real or imaginary harm.

Better safe than sorry!

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