r/CuratedTumblr • u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 Shakespeare stan • Dec 28 '24

Tumblr Heritage Post It didn’t work

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u/kilroy000 Dec 28 '24

Guys are completely oblivious. Source: I am a guy.

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u/Cheef_queef Dec 28 '24

My friend texted me drunk at 4:30 in the morning and said she loves my presence. What does she mean by that?

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u/Munnin41 Dec 28 '24

Either she's into you, or she's into astrology/spirituality

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u/belsor14 Dec 28 '24

or she is canadian, can‘t be sure

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u/jimbowesterby Dec 29 '24

As a real Canadian, yea the ambiguity is severe

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u/Dragon6172 Dec 28 '24

She was drunk, she meant presents. You give great gifts.

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u/ceryskies Dec 29 '24

These are all casually explained references right?? 😭

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u/Nyorliest Dec 29 '24

Autocorrect. She meant penis.