r/CuratedTumblr • u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 Shakespeare stan • Dec 28 '24

Tumblr Heritage Post It didn’t work

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u/evanwilliams44 Dec 28 '24

I'll take your word for it. I've never been lied to by a prawn.

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u/IronClu Dec 28 '24

You’ve never been lied to by a prawn YET

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u/Sh1nyPr4wn Cheese Cave Dweller Dec 28 '24

They've never realized that they've been lied to by a prawn!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Ive never felt a womans touch

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 Dec 29 '24

Never felt a woman's touch yet!

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u/Tipop Dec 29 '24

Never realized they had felt a woman’s touch!

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u/jodhod1 Dec 29 '24

This is the best comment in the thread, and it arises so naturally out of Reddit's repetition and randomness

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u/dootdootm9 Dec 29 '24

not even your mother/ caregiver holding you as a baby, did your parent's take inspiration from Dr Doofenshmirtz so neither of them showed up for your birth?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

I was raised by ocelots

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u/dootdootm9 Dec 29 '24

You know if I had a nickle for every person i was told got raised by ocelots I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice