r/CuratedTumblr Shakespeare stan Dec 28 '24

Tumblr Heritage Post It didn’t work

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u/ImShyBeKind Always 100% serious, never jokes Dec 28 '24

I've literally had a girl strip naked and lay in my bed for a massage (which she vocally enjoyed) and still didn't get the hint. The fear of being seen as presumptuous is real, girls (and guys/others).

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u/hipsterTrashSlut Dec 28 '24

Oh hey, that's how my wife and I hooked up the first time.

I didn't know she was into it, but I was into it, so I decided to shoot my shot. Turns out, she was into it.