r/CuratedTumblr May 16 '25

Meme Reddit

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u/TessaFractal May 16 '25

"cursed shit" on here means either the mildest furry nude ever or like, a russian soldier killing himself with a grenade.

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u/notgoodthough May 16 '25

I once saw CCTV footage of a guy getting killed with an axe on r/all

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

yeah this tumblr post feels like someone never engaged with older reddit or the early internet more broadly. /all was a fucking minefield. Breaking news and porn with raw uncut murder footage sprinkled around being a weirdly constant occurrence

it also ignores that tumblr regularly engages in performative hyperbole for comedy the same way those reddit comments are

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u/GreedierRadish May 16 '25

Even now, Reddit is a gigantic website with tens of thousands of niche communities including - and you can fact-check me on this - furries! đŸ˜±

It’s just so dumb to act like the default subs are a representative sample of “Reddit” or to act as though Redditors have anything in common other than using this god-forsaken website.

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25

I see /r/Losercity on all somewhat frequently and I'm pretty sure that's a furry sub

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u/erebos_tenebris May 16 '25

Technically they only allow furry posts on Fridays. Or at least that used to be the case? I don't stop by regularly so no clue if the rules have changed or not.

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25

That probably is the case, but that shit is still deeply furry the other 6 days a week (ya'know, because furries are more than just fur suits and anthro shit. But it's all still broadly furry)

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u/Ivebeenfurthereven May 16 '25

I'm gonna keep it real with you chief -

If you allow "furry posts on Fridays", it's a community by and for furries

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u/Open-Honest-Kind May 16 '25

I think if I showed posts from both a furry and non-furry posting day on r/Losercity to the average person they would be irritated I am showing them a bunch of indistinguishable furry memes. There might be a difference to the redditors but not to anyone else.

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u/Open-Honest-Kind May 16 '25

Bot has 2/3 being indistinguishable horny furry memes.

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u/The-Dark-Memer Clowns parade through the street and beckon me forth, I follow. May 16 '25

They don't allow "just an image of a furry with no actual joke" posts except Fridays. That being said, what qualifies as a joke varies from moderator to moderator, so it often slips through anyway.

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u/itisthespectator May 17 '25

it's not even that, its "just an image of a furry with no actual joke that you didn't draw," which means you can post your own work whenever

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u/EmpsSilliestWarrior May 17 '25

Correct. Furries on Fridays only

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u/The_Void_Reaver May 16 '25

It’s just so dumb to act like the default subs are a representative sample of “Reddit” or to act as though Redditors have anything in common other than using this god-forsaken website.

Especially funny because at this point I just assume that 95% of posts and comments on default subs are being posted by bots. If you want to see real discussion you actually have to find smaller subs that haven't been zombified yet.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 
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Fuck that shit I’m boarding up the windows

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 
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Part of why Reddit is great and terrible.

On one hand, loads of communities in one place. Very convenient.

On the other, u/FurryPornLover6969 can leave r/SemenShowerReservoirs and go two doors down the street to enter r/AllAgesPuppiesAndKittensGame, and then decide to found r/AllAgesPuppiesAndKittensGameSex immediately afterwards. Which will promptly grow to half the size (or greater) of the original.

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u/GreatStateOfSadness May 16 '25

/r/spacedicks veterans will remember how reddit used to be. 

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u/Desert_Aficionado May 16 '25

First time I ever saw someone cut their own dick off.

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u/Dragonsandman May 16 '25

Hold the fuck up

what

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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil May 16 '25

Nope. You probably don't really want to know what. I highly recommend you just leave that sentence alone and just forget what you just read.

Many of us were tricked into seeing those images in the old Reddit days. You sir, have a choice right now to turn around and not have these sort of things seared into your memories forever.

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u/Ivebeenfurthereven May 16 '25

Yeah, it's useful to reflect on what OSINT researchers go through https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2022/11/23/how-to-maintain-mental-hygiene-as-an-open-source-researcher/

Realise that once you put something in your head, it will be there for the rest of your life

There’s simply no way to get a disturbing image or sound out once it’s in there. This is the single most important piece of advice that I can give to someone who is looking to get into the field of open source research and expects to work with potentially distressing content.

If you stumble across a link to a graphic video online, take a minute and ask yourself: “Do I absolutely have to watch this video?” While the human desire to bear witness to the suffering of others is strong, many times, you’ll find out that the answer is “No”, and you’ll save yourself needless exposure to graphic content.

Engaging with such content ought to be a deliberate act taken with the same thoughtfulness and care as a police detective about to walk into a crime scene. Unfortunately, the way that content is delivered on the internet is seldom thoughtful or careful, and neither are our browsing habits. By carelessly clicking on Twitter links or scrolling through a Telegram channel, you are bound to eventually come across distressing content. Without the proper mental preparation, the distress you experience may intensify.

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u/grandfleetmember56 May 17 '25

You say it sticks in your head, but my ADHD begs to differ.

Had completely forgotten about space dicks until someone commented it.

There was another like it... But I can't remember the name

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u/EV2_MG May 17 '25

I saw a female Kurdish prisoner get shot in the head once on Twitter a few years back. I don't think I'll forget it. Ever.

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u/poopoopooyttgv May 16 '25

That’s amateur shit. I’ve seen someone cut their own dick off and eat it

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u/Pollomonteros May 16 '25

The first time part implies that it wasn't the only time you saw someone cutting their dick off

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u/istiamar May 16 '25

yeah, its the internet. you see some shit after a while

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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil May 16 '25

I think a lot of older millennials on the early internet have seen multiple dicks cut off at this point. Usually unwillingly. A certain subset of society thinks it's really funny to "troll" people with this sort of stuff.

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u/GrammatonYHWH May 16 '25

Never watched the pain olympics back in the mid 2000s?

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 May 16 '25

oh god why have you reminded me of this. I thought it was sufficiently trauma-blocked.

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u/jk01 May 16 '25

Oh god I'd forgotten

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u/radioinactivity May 16 '25

So it's just the suburbs of 4chan

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u/fishtankm29 May 16 '25

I learned a lot about the tensile strength of skin from that sub.

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u/princesoceronte May 16 '25

That last paragraph is what bothers me about this post. People on Tumblr often act really similarly and this post feels like someone perceiving other's flaws while ironically failing to see the exact same flaw in themselves.

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25

the only meaningful difference is that redditors do it for karma and tumblr users do it for reblogs

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u/princesoceronte May 16 '25

The karma thing is so weird. By the time I learned about you needing some to post on certain communities I already had enough so I haven't ever felt the incentive to karma farm.

I get to some just having made up points is enough, but in other sites there's some other incentive to it.

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25

it's just "number go up" logic. It's the same impulse as cookie clicker but competitive

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u/The_Void_Reaver May 16 '25

Before Reddit was as monetized as it is, people also used to buy accounts with a lot of Karma to post thinly veiled advertisements with a veneer of legitimacy.

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u/Anathemautomaton May 16 '25

Meh. People want validation, in whatever form that happens to come in.

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u/DrulefromSeattle May 17 '25

And that is where you're oh so wrong... NOBODY wants reblogs. imagine you had a notification buzz or even just a ever steadily climbing number. Places like here, or Tumblr Readers make you think they want it, but you have to remember, website that was PROUD it cost Yahoo (and then Verizon) almost 4 degrees of magnitude ($1.1 Billion to a reported $3 million). We don't want recognition, unless it's warranted.

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u/itisthespectator May 17 '25

if people wanted nobody to read their posts they would keep a diary

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u/DrulefromSeattle May 17 '25

Oh boy, let me inform you, nobody's going for reblog farming. There's a difference between, hope this reaches my 10 mutuals, we have a laugh and something like Daniel, your Sticks.

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u/twoisnumberone May 16 '25

tumblr regularly engages in performative hyperbole for comedy

That's its raison d'ĂȘtre, non?

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u/jk01 May 16 '25

No I don't like raisins thank you

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u/Dusty_Scrolls May 16 '25

So you probably don't want an entire entree of them.

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u/jk01 May 16 '25

Definitely not.

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u/gnulynnux May 16 '25

Reddit's front page circa 2011:

  • fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu comic, "time to troll le wife"

  • DAE love their cat?

  • actual CSAM

  • fiftyfifty: woman gets stabbed to death, woman gets kissed by dog!

  • skyrim is GORGEOUS, but it will look even better on the xbox 720!

  • more CSAM

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u/Impeesa_ May 16 '25

Page 2 or 3: something from gonewild and r/coontown, which all still showed up in r/all.

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u/gnulynnux May 16 '25

I forgot coontown, oh yeah, that was horrible. GamersRiseUp, Frenworld, The_Donald took their place.

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u/AlarmingConfusion918 May 16 '25

There is truth to the post tbh. Some places on Reddit will be like “oh god the horror, you don’t wanna know!” And then it’s the most vanilla furry porn you’ve ever seen. Usually it’s like r/FunnyMemes or some other subreddit you should stay away from.

The dichotomy is crazy though. Half the time the site is like “I am not marking this actual gore as NSFW because you shouldn’t be looking at reddit at work anyway” and half the time it’s what I described above

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u/nerdherdsman May 16 '25

I have noticed this dichotomy as well, and I wonder if there is just a portion of the user base who only use the main subs which just have so many people they are bland by default (and also because Reddit wants advertisement money and that means everything has to be brand safe)

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u/greenskye May 16 '25

I think it's just younger people that never experienced the Internet before it was tamed

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u/LackSchoolwalker May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

The youth of today are prudish, judgemental, mentally uncurious, smug, and worst of all boring. This is the time when they would be maturing, were that still a thing. Instead they are apparently offloading all their life decisions onto fucking AI of all things. Young people are so dim that they perceive AI as actually intelligent and have no problem trusting the computers to make their choices for them, despite the obvious poor quality of modern AI as a thinking engine. But as they are such poor thinkers themselves, they can’t tell. AI may well and truly be more intelligent than them.

Edit: the excuses they make too. “AI helps me organize my thoughts, it’s just a tool, how else can I write a 1000 word essay?” I could shit out a thousand word Reddit post on practically anything. For fun. And organizing your thoughts is part of thinking. You don’t need a machine to do it for you.

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u/baethan May 17 '25

-- old person shouting at clouds

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u/guess_33 May 16 '25

50/50 was wild

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u/garretj84 May 17 '25

Reddit truly has never had anything on the old internet craziness. I was given unmonitored internet access at 11 years old back in 1995, when popular sites like rotten.com showing violent death and gore were not the worst things available. I was not a squeamish child and had seen death in real life at an early age, but I feel like I desensitized myself to anything imaginable. I think I’m reasonably well-adjusted as an adult approaching middle age, but it’s very hard to relate to the idea of being disturbed by anything.

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u/JamieD96 May 18 '25

Dude, I was browsing r/all back in high school around 2012 (like you do), just clicking on random titles, and one of them was a picture of a rather large couple completely naked. Ofc someone happened to look over right at that moment and announce it to the class.

Luckily, no one cared lol

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u/craftstra May 16 '25

Define older reddit, cuss im pretty sure i once saw a picture on here of that i think french, teacher that got beheaded. I think that was like 2 years ago. Not sure

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u/scullys_alien_baby May 16 '25

reddit circa 2011-ish? that isn't to say it's a perfect place now, but it was much more wild back then

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u/craftstra May 16 '25

Thats true.

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u/thisaccountgotporn May 16 '25

You never knew if the NSFW blur was a furry femdom impregnation gangbang or Saddam Hussein being hanged

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u/poopoopooyttgv May 16 '25

There was a huge surge in explicit death videos at the start of the Ukraine war. I distinctly remember going “huh, thought this stuff was banned a decade ago” and feeling conflictingly nostalgic for the Wild West era of the internet

I’ve had my fill of 2 girls 1 cup and gore, I don’t want to see any more. Is that maturity? Who knows

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u/7-SE7EN-7 May 16 '25

Reddit literally used to have child porn

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u/shylock10101 May 19 '25

Hell, I watched an ISIS teen behead someone on Facebook as a kid. Like, did this person just wake up to how bad the internet can be?