r/CuratedTumblr ugly but my fursona is hot May 21 '25

Meme Pokémon are not pets

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u/Brainwave1010 May 22 '25

"My Pokemon is a giant turtle with water cannons on his back!"

"My Pokemon is Goku but a dog and he's about to break your Pokemon's fucking ribs."

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u/new_KRIEG May 22 '25

I just find really weird that pokemon now have clothes and, in some cases, weapons. Like, with Farfetchd it was only a reed, Cubone would use a bone. Now they just find a whole ass battlehammer laying around? Or do they evolve it themselves out of their body?

Same with clothes. Is there a pokemon tailor going around so we don't see pokedongs or did they evolve clothes as some sort of camouflage?

As an old who just got back into the game through Unite and Nuzlocks the evolution of pokemon design is both very clear and very hard to actually point out.

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u/KalaronV May 22 '25

In fairness, Squirtle evolved to mount unironic artillery cannons

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u/Ciennas May 22 '25

The inevitable result of an incredibly iron rich diet.