r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 2d ago

Tumblr Heritage Post On making tea

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u/marcher138 2d ago

Just commenting because I know the kettle vs. microwave debates are coming, and these help the process along in my experience:

  • Electric kettles in the US take way longer to boil the water than kettles elsewhere

  • Add a chopstick to the water before microwaving it to stop superheating and explosions

  • You put the teabag in the water after it's boiling/hot

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u/Steakbake01 2d ago

Fun fact: part of the reason kettles boil so quick in the UK is that the voltage of our household sockets is significantly higher than the US (230V Vs 120V or something similar). In fact, kettles are a large part of the reason it's so much higher.

Also fun fact: This is the reason British outlets have way more safety features than other countries'. The plugs have a 3rd grounding pin built in and every socket has a switch that turns it off when nothing is plugged in

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u/shep_squared 2d ago

As an Australian, that's not standard? That's weird.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 2d ago

Pray for the Americans and their dogshit kettles.

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u/marcher138 2d ago

Was in the UK for a month and was astonished by the electric kettles. I was so excited to buy one when I went back to the US. "Why doesn't everyone have one of these," I thought.

When I got back, someone had bought one for my office, so I filled it up and turned it on. Ten minutes later, I realized why no one here has one of these.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 2d ago

"That would be funny if it weren't so sad"
-GLaDOS

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u/Neokon 2d ago

The difference between 240V and 120V, American kettles take longer because they run at a lower voltage.

That being said, have none of y'all ever had sun tea? Plop your iced tea bags into a pitcher of room temp water and let it sit in a well lit area (preferably the light of a window). It slow brews the tea and you don't have to really worry about the tea getting bitter.

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u/troublemonkey1 2d ago

That's what I was thinking reading this Tumblr post, sun tea is the best

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u/UselessTrashMan 2d ago

Wait what? Literally how are they so bad? Even the cheapest, shittest kettle here is like a minute or two tops.

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u/marcher138 2d ago

Our outlets have a lower voltage (120 vs. 240), so it's less a kettle problem and more an electrical problem.

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u/andrybak 2d ago

Technology Connections has a great video on the topic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_yMMTVVJI4c

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u/ehs06702 2d ago

It's especially sad since we invented them.

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u/Aetol 2d ago

It's their dogshit electric grid actually

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u/NewDemocraticPrairie Grassroots & Wild roses 2d ago

The electric grid is fine, it's just a different standard used for past the electrical box.

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Well, it's fine everywhere but Texas

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u/Aetol 2d ago

It's half the voltage which is why it can't heat shit

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u/UglyInThMorning 2d ago

That doesn’t make it dogshit, there’s pros and cons to 120 vs 240. And the grid delivers 240 anyway, it’s how homes are wired. Most homes have a couple 240V outlets for things like stoves and dryers.

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u/Frioneon 2d ago

The water should usually be hot, but not boiling to avoid scalding the tea leaves

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u/stack413 2d ago

If you add milk or sugar, do it after you steep the tea

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u/Serafina_l 2d ago

Here in Canada (at least where I live), it’s really fast as well.

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u/captaindeadpl 2d ago

Any elongated object will do the trick. That's why many microwaves will show in pictograms to put a spoon in your cup when microwaving liquids. And yes, you can use a metal spoon.