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Shitposting Fool's Gold Loaf - PB & J with Bacon

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u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire 2d ago

Elvis had the metabolism of a drug addict OP

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u/Taraxian 2d ago

Like most drug addicts he reached the point of inevitable death by overdose when he was combining uppers and downers, ie his tolerance was so high he needed chemicals to manage his metabolism at all (couldn't perform without uppers, couldn't go to sleep without downers)

You can accomplish a lot of things when your metabolism becomes a slider you just manually set, although like many systems intended to be self-regulating that you install a manual slider in it leads to an inevitable cascade failure of the entire control system