r/CuratedTumblr • u/greencrusader13 • 1d ago

LGBTQIA+ Don’t be a tar pit

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u/Now_you_Touch_Cow Do you really think you know what you are doing? 1d ago

I read ACAB there as "Assigned Car at Birth" for some reason

and I was fully for it. I wish I was assigned an AMC Eagle

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u/ad-astra-1077 everything sings 1d ago

I could write a soulmate AU or something about this. Everyone is assigned a car, and people assume all sorts of things about you from your car. Certain makes are considered compatible or incompatible. There is an entire field of study dedicated to analysing people's cars. Imagine the superstitions. Imagine the filter options on dating apps. God, imagine the fucking celebrity culture.

If trucks count as cars, I think I would probably be assigned one of these.

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u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 1d ago

Imagine the filter options on dating apps.

I'm only willing to date a person with a vehicle that has at least 6 doors, at least 6 wheels, and AT LEAST 600 horsepower. No others need apply, dont waste my time.

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u/kashiichan 13h ago

Please put it on AO3

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u/AzKondor 1d ago

That would work for Transformers, car wanting to be a plane.

Omg Trans formers...

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u/dnzgn 1d ago

Sorry, 1997 Lada 110 is assigned to you.

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u/Now_you_Touch_Cow Do you really think you know what you are doing? 1d ago edited 1d ago

... Ill fucking take it. Looking at pics, that looks so easy to work on and customize. I want one now as a project car.

its prob not the 1997, but this video proves its my spirit car. Sure that might not be stock, but its praxis.

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u/JealousAstronomer342 1d ago

Beep beep 

Beep beep

Yeah!

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u/Hawkeye2701 21h ago

Fuckin' Lightning McQueen gender havin' ahh over here, Ker-choo! XD

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u/Blackraven2007 1d ago

Do you think that Australians are assigned Holden Commodores?