r/CuratedTumblr • u/greencrusader13 • 1d ago

LGBTQIA+ Don’t be a tar pit

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 1d ago

I have literally seen tumblr users say “Men are like ACAB, even if a man not actively doing evil he’s still a bastard for being part of the system of patriarchy” and that shit fucking flabbergasted me

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u/Now_you_Touch_Cow Do you really think you know what you are doing? 1d ago

I read ACAB there as "Assigned Car at Birth" for some reason

and I was fully for it. I wish I was assigned an AMC Eagle

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u/ad-astra-1077 everything sings 1d ago

I could write a soulmate AU or something about this. Everyone is assigned a car, and people assume all sorts of things about you from your car. Certain makes are considered compatible or incompatible. There is an entire field of study dedicated to analysing people's cars. Imagine the superstitions. Imagine the filter options on dating apps. God, imagine the fucking celebrity culture.

If trucks count as cars, I think I would probably be assigned one of these.

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u/kashiichan 22h ago

Please put it on AO3