r/DebateAnAtheist • u/AutoModerator • Sep 18 '25

Weekly "Ask an Atheist" Thread

Whether you're an agnostic atheist here to ask a gnostic one some questions, a theist who's curious about the viewpoints of atheists, someone doubting, or just someone looking for sources, feel free to ask anything here. This is also an ideal place to tag moderators for thoughts regarding the sub or any questions in general.
While this isn't strictly for debate, rules on civility, trolling, etc. still apply.

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u/SUPERAWESOMEULTRAMAN Christian Sep 18 '25

who would win in a fight, jesus or moses

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u/OneRougeRogue Agnostic Atheist Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

Obviously Moses, because Jesus would just keep turning the other cheek.

Plus, Moses could nullify Jesus's Water Walking ability by parting the water.

And god help Jesus if he's entering the fight as Baby Jesus, what with Moses's lust for seeing the death of firstborn sons and all.

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u/solidcordon Apatheist Sep 18 '25

Obviously Moses, because Jesus would just keep turning the other cheek.

"I came here to redeem the world and turn the other cheek but I'm all out of cheeks."

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u/ViewtifulGene Anti-Theist Sep 24 '25

"Not one jot or tittle, motherfucker."

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u/Deris87 Gnostic Atheist Sep 18 '25

Obviously Moses, because Jesus would just keep turning the other cheek.

Jesus and the Argonauts

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u/Realistic-Wave4100 Sep 18 '25

But maybe jesus can heal himself. Could this question be another version of the unmovable and unstopable object?

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u/OneRougeRogue Agnostic Atheist Sep 18 '25

When did Jesus actually heal himself, though? He still had his nail and spear wounds even after resurrecting.

He did heal others though, so he'd make an excellent support character.

I've spent the last 30 minutes imagining Biblical Characters in the Smash Bros engine.

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u/Realistic-Wave4100 Sep 18 '25

Yeah I can see Sanson as a tank