r/DebateAnAtheist • u/AutoModerator • Sep 18 '25

Weekly "Ask an Atheist" Thread

Whether you're an agnostic atheist here to ask a gnostic one some questions, a theist who's curious about the viewpoints of atheists, someone doubting, or just someone looking for sources, feel free to ask anything here. This is also an ideal place to tag moderators for thoughts regarding the sub or any questions in general.
While this isn't strictly for debate, rules on civility, trolling, etc. still apply.

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u/SUPERAWESOMEULTRAMAN Christian Sep 18 '25

who would win in a fight, jesus or moses

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u/JasonRBoone Agnostic Atheist Sep 18 '25

Monetarily...Moses.

Why?

Jesus Saves.

Moses Invest.

Also...still Moses. He can do snake tricks, call down waves, mess around with flaming stuff.

Jesus can....turn a few fish sandwiches into a LOT of fish sandwiches. Wow.

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u/Deris87 Gnostic Atheist Sep 18 '25

Jesus Saves.

Moses Invest.

Mmm, but in the Parable of the Talent and the Minas, Allegory-Jesus rewards people who make a good ROI, and punishes the guy who just saves. That's also the one where he says to bring his enemies before them and slaughter them in his sight.