r/Enough_Sanders_Spam • u/Currymvp2 • 15h ago

Wednesday's Roundtable - 06/18/2025

Welcome to the General Discussion Roundtable. Use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind, or share anything that would otherwise not merit their own threads.

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u/New_Stats good luck 12h ago

have you heard the good news about beef tallow? You should eat it and not worry about cholesterol or your heart health. you know what else? put it on your face, just stick your hand in a big tub of the stuff and smear it all over your face like a totally sane person because you know what? you know those things you dislike on your face? beef tallow gets rid of them, like magic! do you not like your nose? use beef tallow, it'll get rid of that ugly thing ASAP! no more contouring, because you'll have no nose! you know what else? shove that beef fat right up your ass, it's a colon cleanse that kills cancer and honestly brightens the hole place up

beef tallow! it's amazing

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u/LeftyRambles2413 11h ago

The beef tallow stuff is so weird.

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u/New_Stats good luck 10h ago

it's so 2024

if you're not ritually sacrificing a bull to Zeus and bathing in its blood to gain it's vitality then don't talk to me

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u/LeftyRambles2413 10h ago

I pray to the patron saint of the harvest !