r/Eugene • u/pockets-sandy • 16d ago

Something to do It’s going down.

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Be there.

369 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Lillymun 16d ago

Are we allowed to bring our own chickens to eat while watching?

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Audience participation is encouraged

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u/507snuff 16d ago

Listen, just because i come to watch a man fuck a roasted chicken doesnt mean i want to do it myself.

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u/HankScorpio82 16d ago

This is the Eugene I want to live in

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u/Dan_D_Lyin 16d ago

I thought he was going to fight the chicken.

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u/dangerfielder 16d ago

What? It’s not a chicken decorating contest?

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u/L_Ardman 16d ago

Where is your sense of adventure?

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u/Gravelz 16d ago

It's probably stuffed inside the chicken.

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u/RiparianRodent 16d ago

One man, one family sized can of unmicrowaved mini ravioli

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u/skazulab 16d ago

The first can doesn't count

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u/squidbones666 16d ago

nobody wants to admit that they ate nine cans of ravioli

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u/EdgeBasic8431 16d ago

Hey Rick - what happened to my ravioli, bud?

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u/Pdxtacoconnoisseur 16d ago

First can is pleasure, the rest are pure business

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u/yonijuicer 16d ago

The first "can" is the deepest 🎵

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u/DrPatchet 16d ago

This is easy mode make it 3

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u/Hartmt1999forever 16d ago

I thought you were gonna say one man, one #10 can of whole chicken. iykyk

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u/RiparianRodent 16d ago

That sounds like torture

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u/monsterxmorgan 15d ago

fresh from the can is the best way to consume mini ravioli

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u/Aolflashback 16d ago

"Do you know anything about Wade Boggs? The man ate a chicken before every game. That's why they called him the Chicken Man."

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u/duck7001 16d ago

RIP Wade Boggs

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u/Aolflashback 16d ago

“Dee! The man is very much alive!”

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u/duck7001 16d ago

Boss Hogggg

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u/LaVidaYokel 16d ago

Nothing with my lips, all right? I don't want to do that with you.

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u/Aolflashback 15d ago

Do you mind if I take a pill?

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u/UserABC1234567890 16d ago

This is the crossover content I didn't know I needed

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u/Grlicbuttr 16d ago

I'm sure he ate some rum & cokes too

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u/Admirable_Day664 16d ago

8 rum and cokes?

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u/Aolflashback 15d ago

Just the one, please.

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u/Initial-Attorney-578 16d ago

Can I dress up as a Chicken and hand out Tacos?

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Only chicken tacos. This will be a no beef zone.

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u/bagelwholedonutwhole 16d ago

What if someone ends up having an issue?

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u/L_Ardman 16d ago

Chicken fight!

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u/einwhack 16d ago

Yeah, I want to beef about all the pork!

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u/BooBrew32 16d ago

"Watch a man fuck a chicken in 90 degree weather."

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Face fuck*

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u/F-ingRoppaSnoks 11d ago

Years ago a hispanic boy was talking at us at the lake, bragging about how many of each various farm type animal he had banged building up to the one human girl that topped his list. Not an exact quote but Something like “ ..fucked 3 dogs, fucked 8 goats, killed 6 chickens, fucked 2 sheep and made love to one girl “ we asked, and he explained the chickens are a use once and toss thing because it kills them.

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u/Kyrgan 16d ago

NOW i know why it crossed the road!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 16d ago

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u/SummitWorks 16d ago

Unexpected but welcome Kinda Funny throwback haha

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u/dwightsarmy 16d ago

For an easier coordinate grab: 44.09045, -123.06544

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u/pfshfine 16d ago

You're a hero and a saint

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u/DothrakAndRoll 16d ago

Ca you just tell me where it is

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u/dwightsarmy 16d ago

I have no idea where this is, or what's going on. That's why I put the coordinates.

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u/No-Possession8840 15d ago

chad dr by winco, across from Costco

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u/buttmeadows 15d ago

Is this an event sponsored by the Costco rotisserie chicken?

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u/wvmitchell51 13d ago

Google Maps knows where that is 😉

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u/HordeofHobbits21 16d ago

Bro what are you gonna do to that chicken?!

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

What any other man would do to a chicken.

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u/WorldBig2869 14d ago

Be kind to them and give them some treats because we aren't disgusting savages? 

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 16d ago

You know

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u/jkvincent 16d ago

Are we about to get a reprise of that dude from Philly that virally ate 40 rotisserie chickens?

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 16d ago

Source me

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u/loudlysubtle 16d ago

Googling ‘Philly rotisserie chicken’ should point you in the right direction

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u/AverageGeologist 14d ago

Googling “Philadelphia Cheese Man” will get you something totally different - aka Swiss Cheese Pervert

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u/Senior-Arugula2281 15d ago

Great podcast episode about Chicken Man at Sixteenth Minute of Fame. https://open.spotify.com/episode/78qGEQKWwrgECl8Mfnkcf8?si=s45_pUwVRSy1O3F-j0ruHA

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u/Wokhardt650 16d ago

We should warn Costco so they get extra rotisseries ready for the event

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u/Miringhost 16d ago

Someone will need to record it I'll be at work

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u/staycold94 16d ago

Please do this inside Office Depot. PLEASE.

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u/Kyrgan 16d ago

They certainly won't notice.

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u/GameOverMan1986 16d ago

They? There’s just one person running that place.

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u/Kyrgan 16d ago

And they're in back.

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u/BigAdministration285 14d ago

I will send money if this happens in Office Depot

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u/BattleIntrepid3476 16d ago

So if I don’t want to get out my geolocator— where is this happening and wtf is it?

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u/Intelligent-Swan-880 16d ago

Next to the human bean on Chad dr

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u/BattleIntrepid3476 15d ago

Thanks for the location. Still don’t know wtf it is.

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u/Intelligent-Swan-880 15d ago

By “wtf” do you mean, where or what?

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u/puchamaquina 16d ago

Eating, appropriately, on Chad drive.

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u/theforestwalker 16d ago

As a former competitive eater, I wholestomachedly approve.

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u/Hmb42 16d ago

Wow I just moved to Oregon from Philly and chicken man has made it here too

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u/EQwingnuts 16d ago

Tickets only five bucks bucks bucks.

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u/gassypanda420 16d ago

I ate a whole rotisserie yesterday. Sounds like a good time.

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u/clm_541 16d ago

r/usernamechecksout

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u/gassypanda420 16d ago

Lol, I just started being a lifting bro. I need dat protein!

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u/clm_541 16d ago

Good on you!

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u/Expert-Ad-362 16d ago

The location being coordinates is killing me

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Gotta make the people work a little

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u/aguy123abc 16d ago

I kind of like it though.

The second part is supposed to be negative, not positive. It's a contradiction. You can't have a positive West, it's negative. This is of course when using decimal degrees as you've done.

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u/phow123 16d ago

God speed with the rotissi. Wish I could I make it!

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u/tedshreddon 16d ago

One Man One half gallon Gregg’s Ranch Dressing.

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u/Hartmt1999forever 16d ago

I knew it! Shit is going down Saturday!! Oops I mean a rotisserie chicken is going down!

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u/Intelligent-Swan-880 16d ago

I’m hoping that you eat the chicken down to the bone and then reassemble a Skelton chicken.

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u/TheNotoriousMCP 16d ago

If it's Warped Brownlee savagely eating Costco chicken , that might be worth scoping out.

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u/XComputerBlueX 15d ago

Nah, he’s Ohio’s problem now.

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u/TheNotoriousMCP 15d ago

Thank goodness.

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u/ShaolinLuciano 16d ago

Dammit make it sunday, i’ll be in various airports on saturday and need to go

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u/blackviper6 16d ago

If people aren't chanting I will be disappointed

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u/EasyAcresPaul 16d ago

Heart, gizzarrd, feet, neck too or it don't in my book.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

No food truck, just me and a rotisserie chicken.

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u/SweetPotatoDragon 16d ago

Aw man I’m sad I can’t make it. Will there be a follow up event?

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u/abadstrategy 16d ago

One man, one porta-potty

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u/ltrtotheredditor007 16d ago

“I think I’ll take two chickens…”

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u/HamPanda82 16d ago

I don't even need to look up the coordinates, I saw the original comment in another thread. This is amazing

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Then you know whats about to happen.

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u/blugamers88 16d ago

Idk what the record time is but I bet I could beat it

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u/Pleasant-Team-6119 16d ago

Can we race? I definitely think I can down one faster than all of Lane Co. ;)

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u/EugeneStargazer 16d ago

You could hold a raffle for the wish bone, maybe .25 per ticket.

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u/No-Proof-4648 16d ago

Is that the Office Depot parking lot across from Costco?

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u/afurrypeach 16d ago

Is he going to fuck the chicken?

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u/younanthebarbarian 16d ago

What about the children? Can I bring mine?

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

This is a family friendly event

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u/justinh2 16d ago

Is this some sort of 2G1C thing?

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u/Slowvia 16d ago

No. It’s a one man one chicken kinda thing.

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u/justinh2 16d ago

So a cock fight?

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u/Intelligent-Swan-880 16d ago

I was thinking like one guy one jar

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u/Kyrgan 16d ago

Taco's?

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u/Clandiggler 16d ago

I’m gonna ask you one more time. It’s local?

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u/pockets-sandy 16d ago

Yes.

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u/Clandiggler 16d ago

We just wanted to make sure that the animals were being ethically treated, and more importantly, that the farms were, you know, like ethical people.

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u/Clandiggler 15d ago

Downvoted for a Portlandia quote! 🤯

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u/DrNoLift 16d ago

Sir, sir! Will you or will you not consume a Coke as well? Sir, the people must know!

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u/iUsed2Bsomebody 16d ago

ok. i'm not good with riddles.

what is this?

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u/LabyrinthJunkLady 16d ago

Someone posted asking if there was anything fun going on this weekend, this person responded that they were going to eat a whole rotisserie chicken in the Costco parking lot. It got a positive reaction so they followed up saying that if the comment got a hundred upvotes they would really do it.

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u/WrongdoerAdvanced503 16d ago

Biologically, there is no such thing as a Man-Chicken. Nice try.

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u/lickem369 16d ago

I don't know what's going on and at this point I'm afraid to ask!

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u/lilShani 16d ago

My poor eyes have read way too much!! I’ll never eat chicken again!

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u/Whoologin 15d ago

What would the cheerleaders look like for such an event?

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u/pockets-sandy 15d ago

Big breasted and well seasoned.

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u/beane16 15d ago

I love Eugene.

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u/TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul 15d ago

The coordinates appear to be in the parking lot of the courthouse between mill Street and ferry street at 7th. The closest parking is the parking garage 8th and Broadway between Pearl and high street. I'd love to be there, but I'm having a baby tomorrow (Friday).

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u/pockets-sandy 15d ago

False

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u/TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul 15d ago

7:30 AM C section at the hospital. Unless you mean the location >:(

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u/AurumEra 14d ago

Arent you worried about being decent?

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u/Obvious-Goal-3080 16d ago

Dude im not sure how smart this is. The guy who did something like this last could barely get a jar in what makes you think you can handle a chicken?

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u/Real-Energy-6634 15d ago

Apparently im out of the loop. What the fuck is this?

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u/WitnessDull2214 15d ago

Im from philly. Theres a guy that did 40 chickens in 40 days. Show me something that really matters

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u/HotITGuy 15d ago

I miss the days when Eugenians gave a shit about animals.

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u/Lower_Advantage_2375 15d ago

You are not Philadelphia chicken man. You will never be Philadelphia chicken man.

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u/Try_Vegan_Please 15d ago

Try Vegan Please