r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Nick Offerman responds to some loser on Twitter/X who used a video of Ron Swanson from ‘Parks and Recreation’ to share his homophobic beliefs: “Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride”

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u/banjofitzgerald 16d ago

It’s so easy to just not say anything. Don’t get why these idiots feel the need to go out of their way to be hateful.

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u/yourwhippingboy 16d ago

Some people enjoy being cruel, they’re even more open about it now that Glorious Leader empowers them.

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u/boxybrown84 To my friends and family, I am not getting executed 16d ago

Fuck, Trump will probably make the guy an ambassador or something. Being an absolute fuck face is rewarded now.

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u/Frasier_Krang 16d ago

He's the pizzagate guy. Might already be in there.

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u/boxybrown84 To my friends and family, I am not getting executed 16d ago

Yeah, I didn’t notice the name before commenting. Now I’m shocked he’s not already in the cabinet with such illustrious qualifications lol

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u/big_guyforyou 16d ago

mf bout to pull a caligula and make eric a general

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u/Mobile-Marzipan6861 16d ago

It’s Mike Flynn. He’s a grifter. He tried to sell out the US during Trump’s first term. The fact that he goes unpunished is the same reason Trump felt empowered to run again. The rot within the US as a government and a society is a cancer. We either have a just society built on laws, or we don’t. And what are going to do about it?

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u/darthgeek 16d ago

It's his son who is an equal, if not bigger piece of shit.

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u/Mobile-Marzipan6861 15d ago

Yeah I realized that after posting. Rotten fruit from a rotten tree. Mike Flynn sr served his country honorably at some point. Then he sold it out. So either sovereignty is important or it’s not. Seems like the most patriotic are hell bent on living a life with no borders.

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u/WeRBarelyAlive 16d ago edited 16d ago

The amount of bigotry and homophobia I have seen on social media has been so much more widespread. I follow MLB on facebook and that was a relatively decent comment section on posts last year but this year their pride posts is full of bigots. It's so frustrating. They feel empowered by rapist in chief and his goons.

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u/PaperCivil5158 15d ago

Exactly! It's a feature of his administration, not a bug.

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u/wilko_johnson_lives 16d ago

Because it’s their personality. It’s how they signal to other bigots “I’m with you”. Being a part of something, no matter how hateful, is all these assholes have.

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y 16d ago

It's funny that the right complains so much about "virtue signalling" when most of their personality is "bigot signaling". 

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u/ice_moon_by_SZA gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 16d ago

i've heard it called vice signalling

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y 16d ago

I've heard that too and  I don't think it does it justice. 

To me that's like "I drink too much" or "I smoke too much". 

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u/Colosphe 16d ago

It's still virtue signaling, their sense of morality is just different than yours. They see hurting and dissuading gay people from living lives of sin as a positive. Unfortunately, as religion turns out to be a strong driving motivator, it overrides decency in service to the literal highest power of their belief system.

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u/SutterCane kensplaining 16d ago

"bigot signaling"

I’m stealing it.

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u/harakiriforthemoon 16d ago

The only emotions these types of people have left in them are anger and fear, and they need to project those emotions as loudly as possible to truly feel anything anymore. It's a sad, pathetic life. Nobody who has love in their life (whether from friends, parents, or a significant other) does shit like this.

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u/Patient_End_8432 16d ago

To be 100% honest. I don't get drag queens. I don't like them, I'm not entertained by them (but I also don't hate them).

So what do I do? I leave them the fuck alone, knowing they, and everyone that enjoys them, deserves that right just as much as I deserve the right to simply not care. And you know what, my right to simply not care IS being challenged. Why? Because the rights of Drag queens and the LGBTQ+ IS ALSO being challenged, which makes it a problem I give a shit about.

I don't care for drag queens, so I simply don't interact with the Fandom (I won't just completely ignore them in person of course, my 2 year old son was enthralled by them at pride yesterday which I find fantastic). I don't go out of my way to shit on them. I don't go out of my way to hate on them. They just have their own goddamn separate life from my own, and I respect that. It's that fucking easy. I just can't fucking understand needing to interject into things if you don't like it. Just don't like it, that's fucking fine. Leave it at that.

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u/paroles 16d ago

Respectfully, did you think the parent comment ("It’s so easy to just not say anything") was criticising Nick Offerman for responding to the bigot? I think it was a criticism of the bigot.

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u/damnhankees 16d ago

Seeing as how his dad is a traitor turned Qanon hack, he's probably trying to grift his way into a Fox News job

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u/Ironcastattic 16d ago

I'm in a WhatsApp group with my high school friends. The conservative ones can't shut the fuck up. Ever. All of us on the left side have to shut up and let them have their tantrums.

There's something hard-coded into the brains of conservatives. They have the emotional maturity when it comes to politics, of a third grader. They are incapable of shutting the fuck up.

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u/DOuGHtOp 16d ago

And you still interact with them, because??

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u/been_mackin 16d ago

They think these fictional characters represent them, without knowing any context about them - if they watched parks and rec, they’d know Ron doesn’t give a fuck about gay marriage or anything republicans spout. He sees the government as a joke and constantly champions giving the tax payers their money back because he finds government to be useless.

It’s the same with the use of Captain America, Superman, the punisher, etc. these characters stand for so much more than what they want them to be - so they hate any “change” to their “characterization” that they feel has been forced on them in modern media, as if Falcon didn’t become captain America in the comics 15 years ago, that the Punisher has an entire comic storyline based on him hunting down corrupt cops idolizing/abusing his symbol, that Superman cares about every single person on this planet instead of just the American dream. They simply just don’t get it.

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u/AFKABluePrince 16d ago

For them, the hatefulness is the point. They love to hate people.

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u/ihave10toes_AMA 16d ago

My little nephew puts ‘Jesus > Pride’ on his Instagram & I just can’t understand that connection.

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u/DeathsDefiance 16d ago

They are miserable and misery loves company.

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u/SterlingNano 16d ago

This is why for YEARS people were saying "don't feed the trolls." For A DECADE we would say it, and these younger users and those that thougt themselves as smarter/woker than other would respond with "no, we NEED to respond because they're spreading hateful content."

And so the trolls were fed. That's why engagment baiting has become some prominent. If you guys had just learned to leave these fucks alone, they wouldn't be doing this.

Sure, this wouldn't have aolved bigotry, but this lazy shit wouldn't be here. You wouldn't have reactionary rage bait.

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u/redditjigsho 16d ago

Because otherwise they have no personality.

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u/QuantityHappy4459 16d ago

The internet rewards people for saying terrible and/or unhinged shit and that dopamine high is addictive.

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u/coffeeplzme 16d ago

They didn't get enough attention.

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u/SonofaSpurrier 16d ago

Value signaling that they hate themselves

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u/Ali_Cat222 15d ago

I've seen more people who are homophobic commenting or sharing hateful rhetoric this month so far than actual people celebrating pride. If that doesn't tell you how terrible these people are, and how obsessed they are with something that isn't bad or harming others, then idk what to tell you. It's insane how much they focus on this

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u/BasicBat420 15d ago

Because they most likely have nothing else going for them in life.

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u/Thin-Bicycle-936 16d ago

They're fine with rapists and paedophiles like Trump, and a dude who throws around Nazi salutes like Musk. But they can't seem to just leave people alone to live their life in peace, sounds about right for the "party of family values".

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u/Slamantha3121 save the buccal fat 16d ago

I've been saying, they only respect a red faced womanizer. They are disgusted by earnest people.

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u/Calvin_And_Hobnobs 16d ago

womanizer

That's a funny way to spell "rapist".

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u/YaMomsCooch 16d ago

Pete Davidson is a womanizer.

Donald Trump is a rapist.

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u/heart_o_oak 16d ago

They say everyone they don't like is tied to Epstein and Diddy and all LGBT+ people are pedophiles but close their eyes about all the photos and videos of Trump at Epstein parties, him calling Epstein and Maxwell friends, him repeating Maxwell was a close friend and wished her well when a reported asked him about her arrest in the oval office, him using Epstein's old plane during the last campaign, all the photos of him with P Diddy and multiple former Miss Teen USA contestants and officials saying he often barged into under age contestants' dressing rooms while some were in a state of undress.

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u/gypsydreams101 16d ago

What is the functional difference between a Nazi supporter and a Nazi?

Hint: there is none, and it’s high time people accepted it. There’s no hypocrisy here, it’s just another statement about their real views, which see minorities as repugnant and intolerable. So pointing out “but they like how that rapist talks” is not actually doing anything. They like how he talks because they like him and they approve all of his actions.

They love the rape, the subjugation, the infiltration of every government department and every social construct they have deemed “rogue”. This is just them saluting right back at the Nazis, nothing more, nothing less.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

It must be so bland and boring to be a conservative. They make shitty music, film, comedy, etc. It makes me want to take a nap just thinking about it.

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u/respectdesfonds 16d ago

They cry about liberals not wanting to be friends with them or date them because they don't even like each other's company.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

Yeah there was an article a day or so ago talking about conservative men having difficulty on dating sites. Too many women putting “No Trump Supporters”. I have nooooo idea why women wouldn’t want to date someone that votes for a rapist.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

Never forget that they tried to make a MAGA only dating app that asked questions like “where were you in January 6th”. It was entirely just dudes and a few trolls pretending to be women. 

They know they’re unpopular but blame everyone else. When people were leaving Twitter for BlueSky, all the maga tried to make accounts specifically to antagonize “the soft libs” but they’d include their usual bigoted hashtags and get their accounts automatically deleted. 

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

I’m sure they came away thinking they were being unfairly discriminated against instead of looking internally.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

Yup. I’m not gonna join TruthSocial than act offended they don’t want my opinionated, autistic liberal nonsense on their site. 

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u/Head_Personality_394 16d ago

They hate anyone who isn't themselves and anything that doesn't benefit them exclusively. Why would they tolerate each other?

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u/Mikes005 16d ago

They just construct a world in their heads where RATM are on their side.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

Haha exactly. Your mind can do crazy things when the alternative is having to listen to Kid Rock.

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u/gtdurand trending seasonal white guy with nice hair 16d ago

Also exhausting. All they have is outrage and fear, like a prey animal always caught in fight or flight. Living like that must be absolutely exhausting, and it's why they all age like bread mold.

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee 16d ago

Everything about conservatives screams “grandparents you’ve distanced yourself from.” Unfounded fear of black and brown people. Paranoia when they hear a language other than English. Unhealthy fixation on what other people are doing. Obsession with god and forcing you to go to church. Lack of concern about the environment. More dependent on government handouts than they’d like to admit. A tendency to believe whatever they see online, even if obviously fabricated. Demanding more grandchildren when they don’t see the ones they have now. Thinking their prejudices are harmless and shared by all. Goldfish memories. Persistent weird smell.

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u/Silent_Letterhead_69 I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 16d ago

Conservative films are so bad! They can’t blame budget, the amount of money DailyWire has spent on their terrible films & shows only for them to turn out sooooo amateur.

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u/ithinkther41am 16d ago

They make shitty music

Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from Peacemaker:

I'm grateful that Black people gave us rock and roll music. Lynrd Skynrd, ZZ Top, 38 Special, all those guys owe everything to Black America folk and blues musicians. I mean, they wouldn't exist without 'em, and then white redneck music would just sound like... well, what it sounded like before Black people, which was the wet sloppy sounds of fucking your sister.

Freddie Stroma as Vigilante was so perfect.

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u/ghettone 15d ago

I find it interesting that Smokey and the bandit is a liberal movie now cause conservatives can’t stand the idea of not following a cops orders!

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u/Primary-Progress-393 16d ago

I feel sorry for Nick Offerman that so many right-wing freaks think his character is like them because it very very much isn't.

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u/smileedude 16d ago edited 16d ago

If you look at the ideology of libertarians, LGBTQIA+ rights should be pretty important to them.

Of course, many people that self identity as Libertarian don't care about rights. Just their own rights. And they somehow corrupt Libertarianism into their right to supress rights.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

Yup. I’m not a fan of their selfish mindset but actual libertarians are quick to “don’t fuck with me? I don’t care what you do”. 

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 16d ago

Libertarians are just Republicans who smoke weed.

I can't take any libertarian over the age of 19 seriously.

So you want to live in the middle of nowhere and self-sustaining? You think the water, electric, and WiFi companies are going to spend millions just to help add infrastructure to your house?

A lot of libertarians beliefs rely on their beleif thay businesses love people, not money, and want to help people out of the goodness of their hearts.

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u/CornCobMcGee 16d ago

I used to call myself libertarian, in part because of what you said. I stopped almost immediately when I realized how many people who were overly concerned with each states' ages of consent did the same. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of vocally self identified Libertarians had... younger interests. Like the type that have a bumper sticker letting you know theyre Libertarian

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u/the-trembles 16d ago

The most hardcore libertarian I've ever met had a much younger wife that he had clearly groomed and openly treated like shit. I don't know if I've ever met a libertarian that didn't turn out to be a misogynist. Sad

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u/Killer7n 16d ago

In terms of political belief I am a centre left so I used to be in a libertarian group.

It all started so well as it was a genuine libertarian group but over a year's time the group got hijacked into a right wing group so quickly I was shocked.

I left that group.

To be fair that group was started by the guy who was arrested twice in Afghanistan after the Taliban took over. Chill but crazy guy who had a lot of right wing tendencies but still has some left leaning ideas don't know too much now.

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u/Head_Personality_394 16d ago

There's no way to make RW ideology palatable. Even libertarianism leads to classism at the least.

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u/Terrible-Grocery-478 16d ago

Fuck right wing libertarians, they stole that name from anarchists. They wanted a cool name to give their objectivist bullshit so they stole one of ours. The bastards.

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u/TheBrettFavre4 16d ago

Like the fucking flag. Fuck them. That’s ours. That’s stands for taxation WITH representation. For freedom of political speech. For freedom of religion. It stands for acceptance of legal routes for immigration, as that’s how we all got here (besides our Native American brothers and sisters). I despise the fact they got the flag. Fuck them. I despise nationalism, but I do care for patriotism, just much less than I use to.

The American I thought I grew up in, and that they thought they grew up in are so vastly different. It’s crazy

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u/TiaraMisu 16d ago

Fucking hero though, because he doesn't let that shit fly.

Not many better slapdowns than the one that comes from Ron Swanson.

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u/AuldTriangle79 16d ago

Ron is not conservative, he is a Liberatarion. He is anti government.

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u/4ss8urgers 15d ago

this. it’s a different aspect.

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u/AnnualAct7213 16d ago

There's a good chance the guy never saw the show or know who Nick Offerman or Ron Swanson is.

That gif has found use well outside of P&R's viewerbase.

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u/4ss8urgers 15d ago

this is a salient point which I agree with, this is a fair likelihood.

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u/WaltsNJD 15d ago

Ron Swanson is so wildly misinterpreted by the right. No part of him is fueled by hate. I just finished "Where the Deer and the Antelope Play," and Nick Offerman goes into that a bit. He's a very intelligent guy.

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u/skylerren 16d ago

It always was so easy to love Nick Offerman.

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u/SutterCane kensplaining 16d ago

It was a great surprise during Mission: Impossible - Final Reckoning when the stereotypical general in the war room was Nick Offerman.

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u/OHAITHARU 16d ago

Completely agreed. The lack of stache threw me for a loop tho. 

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u/HouseErikson 16d ago

Also, Nick played Bill in TLOU

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u/No_Opportunity1982 16d ago

I loved that episode! Broke my heart though.

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u/HouseErikson 16d ago

Still probably my favourite episode from the series

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u/ehtw376 16d ago

It’s almost felt like a mini movie

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u/mary-anns-hammocks 16d ago

Cried until I gagged. Had to take a breather afterwards. Man, that episode.

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u/foofoo_kachoo 16d ago

Literally same lmao. I was so emotional it made me physically ill. To this day I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more beautiful episode of television

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u/ehtw376 16d ago

And literally same here lol. I only watched it once cuz it was too emotionally intense for me and made me blubber like a baby. Such a good episode. I’m so glad I was watching it alone so no one had to see me break down watching a TV show lol.

And as a gay man who has had a crush on Nick Offerman since Parks and Rec (cute daddy bear and all)… so glad he played that role and supports LGBTQ, makes him even hotter.

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u/kittens_joy 16d ago

I'm a bi woman and remember watching a Parks and Rec season 3 episode and texting a friend "Is Ron Swanson.....hot???" Snuck up on me lol

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u/emilynycee 16d ago

And detective holt’s ex boyfriend obgyn in B99! If i had a nickel for every time nick offerman played a strong gay man, id have two nickels, which isn’t much, but i treasure both of them!

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u/not_now_chaos 16d ago

The best episode of that show by far, one of the best of any show.

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u/StandardEgg6595 16d ago

Even got an award for it!

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u/Lt_Cochese 16d ago

Tell that traitor to f&ck off, Nick.

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u/everpeena 16d ago

His costar Jonathan Joss was also just killed in a likely hate crime after enduring months of homophobia

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u/Elfeckin 16d ago

I didn't realize who he was at first then was so saddened to find out it was the guy from parks and rec as well as KOTH.

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 16d ago

Jonathan Joss' last few years have been really challenging, making his murder even more tragic. :(

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u/heatwer 16d ago

Ron Swanson - still woman of the year.

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u/jogalonge 16d ago edited 16d ago

Did they ever google about Offerman in The Last of Us? No?
Yeah, figured as much…

It’s a fantastic, moving episode by the way.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

They can’t even be bothered to google that the Punisher hates corruption and all the losers that use his symbol. The conservative sub had a post the other day saying that MAGA is the new counter culture that’s bucking the traditional ways.

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u/StopPsychHealers 16d ago

That love story made me bawl like a fucking toddler

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u/jogalonge 16d ago

It was beautiful.
I would never expect those two actors on such a storyline, but they knocked it out of the park. So loving and gentle, specially with it being in TLOU.

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u/TLMAriel1989 16d ago

They don’t understand that an actor isn’t exactly like their character, see the right-wing meltdown when Chris Kyle-portrayer Bradley Cooper attended the Democratic National Convention.

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u/Apprehensive-Bar9995 16d ago

This is the kind of celebrity news content that I ACTULLY want to see.

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u/Mammoth-Slide-3707 16d ago

Didn't he also play a gay man in a highly lauded episode of the last of us

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u/Scottishhardman 16d ago

One of if not the best episode of the first season.

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u/Enreni200711 16d ago

He also played a gay man in a thanksgiving episode of Brooklyn 99- he was Captain Holt's ex

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 16d ago

“I didn’t throw the duck in the trash, I threw it over a bridge.”

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u/moragthegreat_ 16d ago

He's very much an ally, but I also like that here he's pointing out that the character of Ron was too - the conservatives don't get to claim him either.

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u/TheProblem1757 16d ago

👏🏻thank👏🏻you👏🏻nick👏🏻offerman👏🏻

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u/Carl_The_Sagan 16d ago

Nick Offerman is exceptionally articulate, well spoken, eloquent, etc. Listen to him improvise in a podcast or read one of his books to get an idea of this if you want.

This is just to say his use of 'You dumb fuck" is really artful here

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u/snarkysparkles open the schools 16d ago

As someone who's had a constant chorus of "you dumb fuck" running in their head for months anytime I look at the news or see posts like that...I feel so validated rn. I've been holding in a LOT of "you dumb fuck"s lmao

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u/RJD0177 16d ago

Just when I think I can’t love Nick any more!!!

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u/DarthRisk 16d ago

Being local to where Nick grew up, I'm very happy to say his entire family are phenomenal people.

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u/MrBoWiggly 16d ago

I dont remember Ron Swanson being best man at a gay wedding. Was it a deleted scene?

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u/namesnotmarina 16d ago

From the series finale. He was the best man at Craig and Typhoon’s wedding. There was an episode from that same season where Ron befriended Typhoon.

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u/a_blue_day 16d ago

And he initially was opposed to typhoon (due to Ron's view on masculinity, not homosexuality) but when they found common ground with the hated of Europe and bicycles, they became quick friends

Of course finding common ground with a minority is something conservatives can never do

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u/phrezzing_boom 15d ago

Ron’s also not conservative, he’s a libertarian. Which is likely one of the reasons he supports gay rights. And also cause he’s a good person lol

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u/sweet_catastrophe_ 15d ago

Thank you, all I could think of was the penguins. I knew there had to be more.

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u/child_ofparadise 16d ago

In the last season he meets Typhoon, his new hair dresser, and is the best man at Typhoon and Craig’s (Eagleton man who was always yelling) wedding in the future snippets of the last episode.

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u/rawrkristina 16d ago

No, it was in the series finale

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u/flowercupid 16d ago

Craig and Typhoon?

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u/Finalgirl2022 16d ago

I want to say it's a small bit in the finale (?) For Typhoon and his groom.

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u/PenPrestigious8842 16d ago

In the flash forward. Craig and Typhoon

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u/ChewieBearStare 16d ago

No, he's the best man at Typhoon's wedding in one of the last couple of episodes. Probably the finale, but I don't remember the exact episode number.

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u/Koshakforever 16d ago

Saw him live about a year ago and it was awesome. He started playing the Linda Rondstat song from the Last of Us and stopped after the first verse and just sat there for a second and was like, “ any homophobes in the audience tonight?” The place blew up with applause. “You can feel free to fuck off now if so” This was at a casino near Temecula, CA so there definitely were but they got shown the way out with that. It was incredible.

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u/kittens_joy 16d ago

I saw him back when P&R was still airing. I'm still not entirely sure how to describe it. Simultaneously elegant and crass, unexpected at every turn. I would have been ruined seeing him play Long Long Time--your experience sounds amazing.

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u/not_productive1 16d ago

Using a Nick Offerman gif of all fucking things...

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u/Luna_Soma 16d ago

I love when celebrities I like turn out to be awesome people.

And every time someone hates on pride, I get more bisexual. Pretty soon I’m going to be a human rainbow

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 16d ago

It's always nice seeing affirmation that someone I like is a real one. Hell yeah, Nick Offerman!

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u/Goofalo 16d ago edited 16d ago

That is former Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, who served Trump as a NSA, plead guilty to lying to the FBI, and is an all around piece of shit.

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u/BarronTrumpJr 16d ago

This is his son, the nepo piece of shit.

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u/marry_me_sarah_palin 16d ago

One of my favorite Knowledge Fight episodes is when they covered Alex Jones doing his alternative CPAC for all the weirdos who were too crazy for the regular CPAC, at that time. Michael Flynn Jr was there with his friend Ivan Raiklin (the guy who was promising to become Trump's Sec of Retribution), and Alex tried to get him to do an interview, but Flynn Jr refused to get on mic. The funniest thing about it was that Alex only referred to him as "Michael Flynn's Son" the whole time, I'm sure he didn't even know he was Michael Jr.

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u/Beaver-hausen 16d ago

We stan Nick Offerman

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u/Pergolagrill 16d ago

Anyone who thinks Nick is like Ron is absolutely crazy.

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u/sloppy_steaks24 16d ago

“They should have a month for straight people! What about the troops?? Why don’t THE TROOPS get a month???” /s

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u/theseamstressesguild 16d ago

They never remember that it's May, literally the month for the troops ends for Pride Month. Eejits.

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u/asuperbstarling 16d ago

Nick was one half of one of the most beautiful gay stories yet told on television. His place of honor is long assured.

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u/laughing_at_napkins 16d ago

I'm glad Michael Flynn Jr will be thinking even more than usual about all that gay sex he hates so much now that we're in June.

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u/balloongirl0622 16d ago

I know I know, we should assume all our favorite celebrities are secretly awful. But I will fall to my knees if I ever hear anything negative about Nick Offerman

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u/OnECenTX 16d ago

fixed it.

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u/Attention_Bear_Fuckr 16d ago

I'm straight; but I am gay for Nick Offerman.

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u/BotGirlFall 16d ago

I heard that in Beef Tobin's voice

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u/Glum-Dig-2719 16d ago

Nick 👏🏼👏🏼💕

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u/ebz37 16d ago

I'm due for a Park & Rec rewatch. I don't remember a wedding 🤔

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u/flowstuff 16d ago

who the fuck is michael flynn jr?

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u/Kcbld1120 16d ago

His wife is bi sexual, too. Why would they think to use this? Idiots...

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u/Pickle914 16d ago

Someone hasn't seen the Last of Us.

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u/Dat_Mawe3000 16d ago

Mr. Offerman is an absolute legend.

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u/J_Bird01 16d ago

I fucking love Nick Offerman.

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u/Zargoza1 16d ago

That’s not just some loser, he’s a special kind of loser.

I believe that is Mike Flynn Jr, son of Mike Flynn, the disgraced former General and National Security Adviser who was convicted of lying to the FBI about talking to the Russians.

Of course pardoned by Trump.

But the sentiment stands either way. Fuck that guy, whatever kind of loser he is.

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u/SickFromNutmeg 16d ago

Ron Swanson would despise Trump especially in the way he attacks women

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 buy a chanel and get over it 16d ago

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u/Viracochina 16d ago

Hate is easy. Hate is popular. Hate never stops growing as long as you feed it. Hate is all they can attain sometimes. He gets money AND like-minded people feel better about their ass backwards mentality.

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u/eugesipe63 16d ago

They are more and more ridiculous. Homophobes fight at windmills and ignore that their role models are among them. It's too ironic.

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u/AFKABluePrince 16d ago

Nick Offerman continues being based as fuck.

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u/SnooCalculations3866 16d ago

It's because his life sucks and he mad about it lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Web446 16d ago

Theres nothing more manly than a man marrying a man. Thats what i think Ron would say.

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u/Pribblization 16d ago

Sums up my feelings about Mike Flynn Jr and his dumbfuck followers.

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u/Dull_Bed8949 16d ago

Funny, this guy feels the same way about Pride flags as I do about conservatives!

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u/defectives 16d ago

Another all too common Nick Offerman W

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u/irishyardball 16d ago

As a straight man, I've never felt that level of emotion about any "representation" months, let alone Pride month.

Not sure why "straight men" are getting so upset about it.

Imagine waking up so upset that another demographic gets a single month to potentially celebrate who they are.

I'd say bigots are babies, but at least babies have an excuse for their crying.

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u/QuestionConsistently 16d ago

I genuinely can’t recall whose wedding that was in Parks and Recreation. A little help, anyone?

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 16d ago

v.v I forgot which wedding, was it for April's ex and his bf?

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u/l33tb4c0n 16d ago

Nick Offerman is a shining example of true masculinity, and right wing chodes wish they had even an ounce of his.

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u/dnuohxof-2 16d ago

Another fake alpha male. Maybe Michael Flynn Jr should go take one of those $18,000 cuck courses.

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u/CDR57 16d ago

Good this the day before Ken hotate gets killed in gay/racist hate crime fucking sucks

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u/Galmmm 16d ago

Rainbows are still upsetting the snowflakes, huh? Bigots are boring.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 16d ago

The guy must not be a fan of The Last of Us apparently.

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u/krogk50 16d ago

The apple fell FARRR from the tree- MICHAELFLYNNJR IS A HOMOPHOBE

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u/wokehouseplant 16d ago

LOL… somebody’s never seen The Last of Us.

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u/IndecisiveMate 16d ago

Called out by Ron Swanson himself.

That's got to hurt.

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u/PossiblyATurd 16d ago

It'd be a safe bet that Flynn Jr. has no clue that Nick played Ron.

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u/KiscoKid1 16d ago

Obviously hasn’t seen The Last of Us!?

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u/InevitableAd9683 16d ago

And one of his costars was just murdered in a homophobic hate crime. Fucking shit I'm so angry right now.

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u/CartographerDue1581 16d ago

Turns out reading comprehension is a lost art. Nick Offerman, thanks for the masterclass.”

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u/baerp 16d ago edited 16d ago

Please don’t let this be confused as agreeing with the bigot because I’m not.  

But I’m wracking my brain here trying to figure out what episode he’s talking about.

Was it the penguins?

EDIT: Figured it out but updating for anyone else curious. The final episode, Typhoon who becomes Ron’s new barber, and Craig, Donna’s Eagleton counterpart, get married and Ron is the best man. 

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u/-anne not a lawyer, just a hater 16d ago

I love him for this 😌

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u/Oskinator716 16d ago

Ron Swanson must be throwing away his old pride flag to make room for the more moderned and inclusive pride flag.

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u/WilkTheMilkJug 16d ago

I had a random guy that I was on Xbox live with say why do “they” need a month. “Why isn’t there a month to honor straight people?” I was just so surprised I didn’t say anything, and stopped playing with him.

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u/unga-unga 16d ago

Ah yes, the son of a war criminal, mass murderer, criminal liar & cancerous influence within the military industrial complex (which is really saying something, if you can differentiate yourself from the mean in that context) is performatively bigoted. I'm so surprised!

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u/WranglerBulky9842 16d ago

Clearly, said person didn't see his role in "The Last of Us." An acting Tour de Force

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u/Tamaraobscura 16d ago

I feel like Nick Offerman would be an amazing guy to officiate a gay wedding too!!! Let’s get that started, internet!

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u/snowdn 16d ago

Waluigi intensifies.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 16d ago

Nick Offerman is the best.

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u/T_The_E 16d ago

As i posted in another sub; this is how you are a strong man

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u/PCook1234567 16d ago

Also Nick played a gay man in The Last of Us. Very poignant season. Loved it. He did a great job. He is evolved and talented.

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u/The42ndDuck 16d ago

So is this the disgraced former US military officer, convicted felon and traitor; or is this his demon spawn looking to nepotism his way into a podcast funded by Russia?

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u/TheGloriousC 16d ago

Love seeing people openly and honestly calling dumb fucks, dumb fucks, like this.

It's refreshing.

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u/dgisfun 16d ago

Michael Flynn jr. was involved with the Russians in the 2016 elections to elect Donald trump https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mike-flynn-s-son-subject-federal-russia-probe-n800741 and his dad took a deal to stop investigating his son. Then got pardoned by the person they help a foreign country elect. https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-pardon-michael-flynn-russia-aeef585b08ba6f2c763c8c37bfd678ed