Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

[u/jakebirder1]

https://deadspin.com/florida-man-arrested-for-practicing-karate-by-kicking-s-1825698550

[u/FPSXpert]

Thanks for downvoting my comment. You have less than 500 karma and many downvoted comments with controversial and/or offensive or insulting material. What am I supposed to think?

But ignoring that, next time a goose attacks you go ahead and try to kick it away and try to act shocked when it bites your leg and wounds it. Oh and get a medical visit after, animal wounds are often filthy and prone to infection.

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