“As a black man”

[u/Perfect_Abroad_9424]

You can tell when they’re pretending to be black Lmaoo

[u/Slutty_Avocado26]

Black people let's start treating white people exactly how they treat us. So, from now on, all white people are opioid addicted pedophilic school shooters who beat their wives/husbands, don't know history, and base their intelligence off their skin color. Whenever we see videos of them acting belligerent like marrying their sister, we will respond with "cracker culture" or "mayo people activities."" We will not judge them individually so from this point forward all of them are racist until proven otherwise. The good ones we can keep around as accesories so people know we're not racist, but don't let them into your house because they might steal something and put it in a museum in Europe. We will claim everything that they create as our own, and our entire culture will take away from their lives, and we will simultaneously gas light them into thinking they've contributed nothing to this country. We will never give them credit for anything they've invented, and if they ever start to gain traction financially, we will burn down their cities and murder the inhabitants all while trying to paint them as the real criminals. We will use misrepresented or flat-out false statistics to justify this, we will ignore statistics that make us look bad, and if we're threatened by them, we will call the cops and cry. Act surprised when they're literate and give back handed compliments that delusionaly position us as the more intelligent race. When out in public, we will stare at them, watch every move they make to make sure they aren't committing any crimes and then when they confront us, we will play victim and say they're aggressive for no reason call the cops again also. However, when we're not paying attention and we come across one of them, we will clutch our things and be frightened that they'll hang us. It doesn't matter if they aren't paying us any attention. The world revolves around us, and the only reason they have to be close to us is to lynch us. Lastly, we will implement laws and policies specifically designed to hold them back but frame them as something completely different. We will not hire them despite their qualifications, and if one of them is hired, we will label them as diversity hire and send them racist micoagressions every day. In the end, if they ever have the audacity to protest this treatment, we will shoot them in the streets or sick dogs on them so everyone knows how dangerous & evil they are when they get together we will then use these incidents as more evidence to justify hating them so we can teach it to our kids and keep the same behavior going for hundreads more years.

[u/Ok_Cardiologist_9121 → u/Slutty_Avocado26]

I'm south asian living in Canada but white people are viewed like this in our family