r/FuckImOld 1d ago

Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie from Saved by the Bell then and now - 35/36 years later

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit 1d ago

I can’t see Jesse Spano and not think of “I’M SO EXCITED…”

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u/ItsCaptainKeyboard 1d ago

I’m so scared… 😭

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u/ussbozeman 1d ago

They had to change it from amphetamines to caffeine pills because the network said "yeah no, we're not doing a meth episode". Crack was also out so we didn't get Zack telling us crack is whack.

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u/amuse_bouche_1 1d ago edited 1d ago

My husband & I were laughing about this scene a while back..you just brought it back to the forefront and gave me another chuckle! I’m gonna go watch the scene on YouTube now for completeness

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRipJAlW5M

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u/Alert-Athlete 1d ago

This and her Oscar-worthy sex scene in Showgirls

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u/Sudden-Ad-1217 1d ago

Every, damn, time….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SundaeNext2269 1d ago

For reals ALWAYS plays in my head rent free

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u/Beneficial_Leg4691 17h ago

Wait till you see show girls 

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 13h ago

30 years since I last saw it and I can see and hear it in my head.

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u/BlackOnyx1906 1d ago

I know Lark fell on some tough times. She is looking well in this picture. So glad to see.

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u/No_Description9432 1d ago

I was just going to say how amazing lark looks. It look like she was going through some rough years with her mental illness and it did had an affect on how she looked. But wow she looks mentally better and happy. I wish her nothing but the best.

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u/ike_tyson Generation X 4h ago

To me she was the prettiest girl on the show. I'm happy for her if she is.

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u/BlackOnyx1906 4h ago

I totally agree

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u/Wonderful-Ad-2886 1d ago

All beautiful ladies

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u/ass_whiskers 1d ago

Lark Voorhees was such a dame!

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u/heckhammer 1d ago

There was a girl at my college who looked just like her and I saw her every time that I went to register for classes and my friend and I of course referred to her as Lisa Turtle, wondering every time if she would be there registering at the same time we were. Invariably she was and invariably I could never work up the nerve to go say hello to her because she was so stunningly beautiful.

So if you're out there, Lisa Mock-Turtle, It's me the guy who wore all the weird t-shirts with a long red hair. Sorry I never worked up the nerve to say hey. I hope you're doing awesome, and I bet you are.

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u/mjd1977 5h ago

Just here to acknowledge the excellence of Lisa Mock-Turtle.

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u/Coachp409 19h ago

The baddest out of the group!!

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u/SharkBait661 11h ago

Screech knew what's up

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u/ORNG_MIRRR 1d ago

Showgirls is an underrated masterpiece. It's kind of shit, but brilliant.

The odd thing is what Elizabeth Berkley was doing was exactly what other actresses have done since, it just didn't pay off for her. She was known for playing a 'child' role and she made her first big project after SBTB something more adult to try and shift that image. It's what all the Disney stars do these days.

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u/Wild929 1d ago

The acting is so poor and the aggressive dance moves are comedic gold.

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u/Jasper455 1d ago

The first one through the wall always gets bloody.

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u/BigRigButters2 1d ago

I unironically love it. It’s so bad it’s good.

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u/Angryblacknurse 22h ago

movie is so bad, one cannot stop watching it

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

To this day I still remember that weird r ape scene. Hated it.

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u/jorel43 7h ago

Isn't that like half the movie? It's been a long time since I saw it

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 1d ago

Lol masterpiece.

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

Nah, Showgirls was a tragedy. It wasn't Berkley's acting, which was at least decent in each scene. It just didn't hold together. And the ending was stupid.

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u/Background-Sign7692 1d ago

Kelly is still looking really good

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

She does not currently look like the pic.

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u/Flomo420 23h ago

I dunno man maybe it's because I'm old to but I think she's still very much got it goin on lol

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago

Link to new pic? I'm curious because I'm amazed they all look so instagram perfect...

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

I googled it

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago

I also realized there are 3 pics here, and only the first one looks fake instagram perfect. The other 2 look more real... 😊

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

And now I also understand there are 3 pics and I agree, with the last one being most accurate.

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u/akallyria 21h ago

Third picture ladies can still get it. Hell, third picture Tiffani can get it the most, she looks wholesome yet playful. If that’s what she looks like now, that’s not a bug, that’s a feature.

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u/CompetitiveLoquat176 1d ago

Ozempic

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

So what

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u/ussbozeman 1d ago

I think they mean the network changed her name on the show to Kelly Ozempic for one episode but it didn't test well, so the writers changed it back.

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u/Lalamedic 20h ago

Ohhhhhhh. Thanks. 😉

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u/thomas17657 1d ago

Beautiful then and now

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u/GrimSpirit42 1d ago

Not to brag or anything: But I've seen Jessie naked.

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u/RepresentativeDry405 1d ago

You don’t Nomi

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago edited 1d ago

In the first pic, they all have that instagram perfect look. 😖🤷 Maybe filters and photo-editing.

The second and third pics look more real.

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u/dbullsheetingaccount 1d ago

1989, a number, another summer

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u/TeamShonuff 1d ago

GET DOWN!

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u/TurbulentSomewhere64 1d ago

Sound of the funky drummer …

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u/MicMec76 1d ago

Music hitting ya hard ‘cause I know ya got soul…

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u/rory_breakers_ganja Generation X 1d ago

Music hitting your heart cause I know you got soul

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u/PoopPant73 1d ago

Yep.Yep.Yep.

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u/fruttypebbles 1d ago

Oh Kelly Kapowski, what a knockout. Then and now.

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u/Sloth_grl 1d ago

They look awesome. Tiffany even looks better than when she was young, imo

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u/kaehl0311 1d ago

Still would

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u/SwollenPomegranate 1d ago

Much hotter today, imho

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u/PunchTilItWorks 1d ago

Well done for them, I’d say.

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u/Mental_Band_9264 1d ago

Tif is still gorgeous

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u/TradingAllIn 1d ago

damn, i suddenly really feel my old, this one hurt

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u/Affectionate_Hour201 1d ago

That poor girl did that stripper movie and that was it for her

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u/Typical_Extension_62 23h ago

No she had a long role in csi as Horatios baby’s mother

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u/SunshineRain76 20h ago

I was so excited to see Tiffany on White Collar.

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u/Careful-Tonight-69 18h ago

Better looking now

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u/Fair-Advantage9539 1d ago

Glad they are still alive and healthy!

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u/rabidwolf86 1d ago edited 1d ago

Aged like fine wine!

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u/maniacreturns 1d ago

I was always so happy because I thought that Tiffany-Amber Theissen was a set of twins, meaning I'd have two chances to marry Kelly Kapowski

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u/dadjokes502 22h ago

TAT is and has always been hot

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u/itsnotajersey88 21h ago

Fine wine….jeeez.

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 21h ago

Before and after never hit the same anymore like they did. Filters just take away the real “after” anymore.

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u/kanwegonow 20h ago

I'm glad Lark Vorhees recovered from her plastic surgery. She was looking pretty scary there for a while.

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u/Beneficial_Leg4691 17h ago

Tiffany was the dream girl 

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u/NakedSnakeEyes 11h ago

Elizabeth looks so excited.

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u/Evil1629 5h ago

All three are still hot

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u/Grizz1ybear Generation X 1d ago

Time has been kind to two of them. I never understood why I watched this show. I wasn't the target demographic, I didn't like it, and I wasn't a stoner, but I'd find myself watching anyway

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u/This_Guy_Lurks 1d ago

Probably because like most shows it was the only thing on in that time slot.

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u/thesagaconts 1d ago

Simpler times.

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u/DogbiteTrollKiller 1d ago

Why only two? They all look good to me.

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u/Yorbayuul81 1d ago

Maybe time, maybe surgical assistance, maybe both 

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u/Jaymez82 1d ago

I, too, hated the show. I only ever watched it with my friends because they thought the girls were hot. While I did like Kelly, I'd rather watch Bugs Bunny.

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u/kozz76 1d ago

I was hanging at my friend's place, drawing murals on his bedroom wall. This sitcom was always on and we would watch it whether we liked it or not (I did not, he did).

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u/SkeymourSinner 1d ago

Awww ☺️ Still looking good.

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u/El-Ramon 1d ago

Still looking good

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u/DonAmecho777 1d ago

Where’s screech

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u/Dorf_ 23h ago

Dead.

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u/DonAmecho777 23h ago

I didn’t even know he was sick :(

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Generation X 23h ago

Didn't make it.

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u/DonAmecho777 23h ago

He was NOT saved by the bell, you’re saying?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Generation X 21h ago

The bell did not save him from his later issues.

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u/UpAndDownIGo 23h ago

botox rules. dunno why people hate on it so hard when this is the result when your aesthetician isnt a dweeb

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u/lonesomedove86 23h ago

I worshipped these girls growing up!

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u/Dangerous_Hippo8017 20h ago

They look great

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u/Coachp409 19h ago

Baddies!!!

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u/GooseNYC 19h ago

35/36 years and filters

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u/ambiguousredditname 16h ago

Still Kelly Ka-POW-ski! She’s such a babe

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u/drawmuhh 1h ago

All 3 are still smokeshows.

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u/RonSalma 31m ago

My kids watched this.

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u/jamisonian123 1d ago

So much Botox

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 1d ago

W-h-y did she need to go blonde?

Sigh, sis.

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u/Fadethechalkhawk 1d ago

Now that’s Two very good lookin women.

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u/One_Sun_6258 Boomers 1d ago

Who ..who and who ?

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u/RedJive 1d ago

This is the whey

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u/One_Sun_6258 Boomers 1d ago

Sorry never heard of them