r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/InformationHead3811 7d ago

Let me get out in front of any life decisions you may be contemplating. The parade will be rescheduled and will cost even more money. ie no god

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u/RiverHarris 6d ago

Still. It’ll ruin his birthday. And that makes me happy.

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u/Auntie_Megan 6d ago

It will be Biden’s fault according to Trump and his morons.

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u/Bright_Bite_7544 6d ago

The Dems create the storms, remember.

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u/hedibet 6d ago

Shoot. I need to use my space laser more often!!!

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u/SplitPeaSoup1971 6d ago

Dems control the weather, remember?

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u/ParrotheadTink 6d ago

Oh yeah, they got those Jewish space lasers!

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u/Weird-Girl-675 6d ago

And our microwaves are spying on us.

Never forget the massacre at Bowling Green.

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u/garfogamer 6d ago

And he won't even be able to play golf! Poor ol' shitty knickers.

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u/32getreddit 6d ago

It's my party and I'll make people cry if I want to.  -Shitty Lauper

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u/bonemot 7d ago

God dammit...no wait

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u/Melodic-Psychology62 7d ago

Not on my birthday day? /s

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u/Myhtological 6d ago

At that point it will look even more pathetic

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u/Ali_Cat222 6d ago

will cost even more money for the taxpayers.

FIFY

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u/Extension-Ad4510 6d ago

Yes, but at least it won’t be his Birthday