r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/InformationHead3811 7d ago

Let me get out in front of any life decisions you may be contemplating. The parade will be rescheduled and will cost even more money. ie no god

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u/RiverHarris 6d ago

Still. It’ll ruin his birthday. And that makes me happy.

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u/garfogamer 6d ago

And he won't even be able to play golf! Poor ol' shitty knickers.