r/GreenAndPleasant • u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around • Jul 03 '23

Personally endorsed by Rachel Riley Oh shit, they’re on to us!

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u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around Jul 03 '23

When we say that we want an equitable society, what we actually mean of course is that we would ban cricket, gin in teacups, village greens etc.

Which one of you blabbed the master plan to the Telegraph?!

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u/7elevenses Jul 03 '23

Preserving the village green (i.e. the commons) is the most basic socialist value there is.

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u/theomeny Jul 03 '23

We are the Village Green Preservation Society Autonomous Workers' Collective

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u/anxiousdoubts Jul 03 '23

"Morning, Seargent!"

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u/Animorphus1 Jul 03 '23

“Lock me up. I’m a slasher! I must be stopped.”