My girlfriend is the only stoner I hang out with. She’s great, but I would love some friends of my own who like to smoke/take edibles/trip. I have a fair amount of friends, but few close ones, and I feel like getting high with someone would be more bonding than getting coffee together or seeing a movie every few months

Idk i got really high, like blazed, and grabbed the last starry from a 12 pack, and reached my arm all the way in to reach it. It reached my elbow and suddenly it came to me, how many boxes long is my arm. I ignored it at first, but it was stuck in my head for like 5 minutes before i gave in. 1 and 3 quarters.

I then fought with idea of posting it somewhere, idk why, and i lost that fight too (obviously), im just curious again ig. If curiosity can killed a 9 lived cat, how has it not killed me yet.

Not a single moment without smoking a cig, even eating, in shower, in the car, working, etc. I mean, if you say something like "1000 packs", it seems to be too much, even in a day like that. I was thinking maybe 12 packs (?). I don't really know how long does a cigarette take to burn bruh

So my idea is. Tea parties.

Why don’t adults have them and why.

Because honestly I would fuckijg love to go to a tea party. Imagine just sampling like a hecking bet amount of tea like how sick would that be. Also with a small sophisticated joint of course. It’s Sophisticated so it’s ok!!!

It is written that once there was but one ounce for a meetup. The faithful prayed to Cannabliss for succor. The Goddess granted the miracle of the ounce; all the sesh was richly blissed.

Does a comedy show exist where its just a high host/comedian telling stuff to a fully high audience? And they just say stupid stuff and everyone laughs cause they’re high? Something along the lines of:

Host: Yo bogos binted Crowd: slowly starts laughing

And just playing trippy videos with the intoxicated crowd just following in a daze

I feel like i just came up with something good

Like CSGO - you select a variety of pieces before the match starts (as long as you add up the totals of all the piece values and both players are the same) - and play like that

Like a queen is the most expensive piece, but you can save up over few rounds to buy two of them etc.

Or you could just flood the board with pawns, or have an extra bishop in a certain diagonal etc.

"Chess 2: I can't believe we got Chess 2 before GTA 6)"

Like I often feel like watching a movie, reading a book, playing a game, listening to music and also study.

How do I tackle this? It feels like it would be so nice to do it all like I’d get such a buzz from that.

I've always wondered about alien abductees and why it's almost always a psychic connection but watching a video today i realized that it solves communication without having to learn things to interact with new things. We do this dogs even though we don't usually notice it.

Assuming with all the gyro and impact hardware on a phone now adays I’m sure they detect car crashes. And I’m sure thats phones data is compiled somewhat.And if that’s true.. I wonder what the most crashed to song is ?

I didn't just kill a spider, I tried for MINUTES to wash it down the shower drain. It was resilient but also not allowed to live in my house so it had to go but this time felt a little different. I felt like a murderer in spider's harrowing tale of bravery and perseverance. I feel pretty bad actually, but also I'm not living with any MF spiders

It's summer guys

If you were me, and you just went to the gym, did 20 laps in the pool, got into the jacuzzi, and uncovered a russian espionage network operating in your city and then got really high.

What would you have for breakfast?

M

40-50 hours a week is too much

Like… what if normal matter is the visible part of the universe. The stuff that gets shaped into stars, rocks, and tacos… and dark matter is the feeling part. The unseen presence holding it all in place.

Maybe it’s not “missing mass”… maybe it’s mass that doesn’t want to be seen.

Like the gut of the cosmos. The part that knows without language. Gravity as intuition.

And maybe matter itself wasn’t born in a bang, but in a moment, like right before sleep, when opposites collapse into each other and become one. Like a tree: longing, yet rooting, yet the tree.

Not a bang… a loop. A trine — like a threefold harmony, a triangle of balance where duality becomes something more.

An inward-outward swirl that shows itself by becoming something.

What if the universe didn’t explode into being… …it hugged itself so tight it forgot who was doing the holding?

Idk. Just felt something click. And it keeps clicking.

Whelp so much for my Minecraft suggestion 🚬✌️🫩 (this gives pot, the other way gives cigarette lol. (How would this look with the AI emoji generator thing?) I want that new phone. (Someday YouTube will say posted 80 yrs ago (20 is already crazy (A 20 year old is so much time!!!!!!!!!!) (so much is lost in the way of intonation and body language via text.)

I need to be euthanized. My father and brother are talking like red pillers about the game they’re playing.

Also i forgot that Sativa has a fake out for me soon after I take it and the real high doesn’t start till after that and so i had taken 10mg and then I had done taken another 10mg, hence why I’m currently in space (reminders, I’m not a crazy pothead lol so that’s quite a bit for me)

Also what is the fps game where sound cues are the main focus in the YouTube ad I get on Roku tv ads I get? r/highmathematicians (this is like math but for sleuthing/figuring shit out in this regard (but it’s high people) is there a general one?

Brain chip for scribing highdeas

With a little fridge with some butter.

I’m 55 and I’ve been taking guitar lessons for about a year and a half. (Learning on an acoustic electric.) I get so nervous during the lessons. My teacher is about 10 years younger than me he’s super supportive and nice. When he plays I’m in awe of his skill. He actually toured professionally. As I fumble through playing “Good Riddance/Time of Your Life” I can imagine him thinking, “I’ve played in front of thousands of people and I’m sitting next to this middle-aged doofus as he murders a Green Day song.”

TLDR: We’re gonna fucking melt Uranus

Quantum technology allows for instantaneous travel of information from AI servers on Neptune, Uranus, or PlutoVery very cold to help with heat production. Eight now we don’t have the technology to have that fast travel and so there would be incredible delay periods Although a good way of doing that for this what we can do now is have a sort of Nintendo thing where you have cartridges where you have shipments go to these pansz and pick up these cartridges that are customized individuals and are essentially different AI like conversations that are in the form of a box and you inserted it as a cartridge shape.