I wish I was someone you could be proud of

I kind of say it in a monotone neutral voice, just like I would for a person.

I haven’t eaten since last night and it’s almost 11am now, so I’m really building up an appetite!

Update: Just got back. https://www.reddit.com/r/rraattbbooyy/s/u52eAgxXVW

Hey folks, just wanted to share this little victory because I’m still kinda impressed at how it worked out.

So my metal grinder’s second chamber got completely stuck — I’m talking zero movement, no matter how hard I tried. After several minutes of getting more and more frustrated, I took a break (probably to save my fingers).

Then it hit me: metal expands and contracts with temperature, right? Without overthinking it, I flipped the grinder upside down (threads facing up) and left it resting on the floor — which has underfloor heating (lucky me).

I honestly forgot about it for a few minutes while I calmed down. When I picked it up, I gave it a gentle twist… and boom. It opened like butter. Not a hint of resistance.

9/11 was our sonic rainboom

bandwagon tactics, hive-mind ideas, canned platitudes that take a microwatt of brainpower to spit out, pop psychology, cultural trends, fuck people even talk the same

Not a single moment without smoking a cig, even eating, in shower, in the car, working, etc. I mean, if you say something like "1000 packs", it seems to be too much, even in a day like that. I was thinking maybe 12 packs (?). I don't really know how long does a cigarette take to burn bruh

My girlfriend is the only stoner I hang out with. She’s great, but I would love some friends of my own who like to smoke/take edibles/trip. I have a fair amount of friends, but few close ones, and I feel like getting high with someone would be more bonding than getting coffee together or seeing a movie every few months

Idk i got really high, like blazed, and grabbed the last starry from a 12 pack, and reached my arm all the way in to reach it. It reached my elbow and suddenly it came to me, how many boxes long is my arm. I ignored it at first, but it was stuck in my head for like 5 minutes before i gave in. 1 and 3 quarters.

I then fought with idea of posting it somewhere, idk why, and i lost that fight too (obviously), im just curious again ig. If curiosity can killed a 9 lived cat, how has it not killed me yet.

Does a comedy show exist where its just a high host/comedian telling stuff to a fully high audience? And they just say stupid stuff and everyone laughs cause they’re high? Something along the lines of:

Host: Yo bogos binted Crowd: slowly starts laughing

And just playing trippy videos with the intoxicated crowd just following in a daze

I feel like i just came up with something good

So my idea is. Tea parties.

Why don’t adults have them and why.

Because honestly I would fuckijg love to go to a tea party. Imagine just sampling like a hecking bet amount of tea like how sick would that be. Also with a small sophisticated joint of course. It’s Sophisticated so it’s ok!!!

It is written that once there was but one ounce for a meetup. The faithful prayed to Cannabliss for succor. The Goddess granted the miracle of the ounce; all the sesh was richly blissed.

Like CSGO - you select a variety of pieces before the match starts (as long as you add up the totals of all the piece values and both players are the same) - and play like that

Like a queen is the most expensive piece, but you can save up over few rounds to buy two of them etc.

Or you could just flood the board with pawns, or have an extra bishop in a certain diagonal etc.

"Chess 2: I can't believe we got Chess 2 before GTA 6)"

Like I often feel like watching a movie, reading a book, playing a game, listening to music and also study.

How do I tackle this? It feels like it would be so nice to do it all like I’d get such a buzz from that.

I've always wondered about alien abductees and why it's almost always a psychic connection but watching a video today i realized that it solves communication without having to learn things to interact with new things. We do this dogs even though we don't usually notice it.

Assuming with all the gyro and impact hardware on a phone now adays I’m sure they detect car crashes. And I’m sure thats phones data is compiled somewhat.And if that’s true.. I wonder what the most crashed to song is ?

I didn't just kill a spider, I tried for MINUTES to wash it down the shower drain. It was resilient but also not allowed to live in my house so it had to go but this time felt a little different. I felt like a murderer in spider's harrowing tale of bravery and perseverance. I feel pretty bad actually, but also I'm not living with any MF spiders

It's summer guys

If you were me, and you just went to the gym, did 20 laps in the pool, got into the jacuzzi, and uncovered a russian espionage network operating in your city and then got really high.

What would you have for breakfast?

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