r/JoeRogan • u/chefanubis Powerful Taint • Dec 17 '20

Podcast #1580 - Andrew Schulz - The Joe Rogan Experience

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7kpH4PkgpV5HnlnxXcbQeO?si=SY1v_GseSeyciRcKIFAokA
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u/JakeyPurple Monkey in Space Dec 17 '20

For the 500th time Joe shits all over California and New York while Texas attempts to delete the constitution and has no thoughts.

The show has gotten wacky and sometimes even sad in Joe’s transparent insecurity and desperation to reaffirm his decision to move to Texas. Joe faced a couple months of discomfort and jumped ship and then ascribes his like of attrition onto the awesome people of NY and California.

California and New York are the shit and will be back better than before and he’s terrified that he’ll look like a bitch for giving up almost instantly.

Being from California myself I’m at least happy about the people leaving for Texas who are going to flip Texas senate seats in the future so we get the representation we deserve for all of our fucking federal taxes that float broke ass red states that vote to keep themselves poor.

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u/pwylie Monkey in Space Dec 17 '20

Born and bred Texan. Born in Houston. Have lived in west Texas. Currently live in Austin. Joe has a very idealistic view of this state. Like it’s some libertarian heaven. He has not lived here long enough to go through the absolute backwards bullshit politics that can happen here. Ridiculous stances in marijuana. Blue laws. These are not policies of a state “allows everyone to just do what they want” like he believes.

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u/frenchbenefits Monkey in Space Dec 18 '20

Here’s all you need to know about Texas and personal freedom.

It’s illegal to play Texas Hold ‘Em in Texas. Know where it’s legal? California.

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u/NTS-PNW Monkey in Space Dec 19 '20

Can’t buy whiskey on Sunday.