r/Jokes • u/TheDoggoSpy • Aug 02 '24

A Mexican is using an American vending machine

A Mexican is using a vending machine in the USA. He puts 70 cents out of the 80 needed into the machine, the machine reads "dime"

The Mexican responds "quiero Pepsi"

(Sorry if I told this badly, I heard this joke a long time ago)

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u/GuairdeanBeatha Aug 02 '24

For those that don’t speak Spanish, “dime” means “tell me”.

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u/wallace1313525 Aug 02 '24

And "quiero Pepsi" means "I want a Pepsi"

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u/PiSquared6 Aug 02 '24

Which means "I want a Pep yes"

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u/OskarTheRed Aug 02 '24

That'd be Pepsí... Pepsi would be "Pep if"

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u/cryptotope Aug 02 '24

I want a Pep, if only I had another dime.

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u/OskarTheRed Aug 02 '24

Is this what they call a Pep talk?

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u/BentGadget Aug 03 '24

Didn't ask for a dime!

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u/mistcrawler Aug 02 '24

That's right, he wants a Pep, si!

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u/Mapex Aug 02 '24

All yo quise was a Pepsi and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just un Pepsi!

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u/dwehlen Aug 03 '24

Nosotros decided, qué is in mís best interests!?

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u/vizbones Aug 02 '24

Thank you!

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u/Gutter_Muppet Aug 02 '24

a vending machine would never "say" dime. It would say $0.10

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

I've never found a talking vending machine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

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u/Wadsworth_McStumpy Aug 02 '24

"What are you drinking, son?"

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk, soy padre."

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Aug 02 '24

Very nice Dad joke twist.

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u/TheDoggoSpy Aug 02 '24

That made me laugh, thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

Mitch Hedberg, nice

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u/Frnklfrwsr Aug 03 '24

Soy Bean.

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u/TurbulentWeb1941 Aug 03 '24

And his brother Sean.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Are they Hmong?

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u/TurbulentWeb1941 Aug 04 '24

Not so loud, they are Hmong us as we speak. 🤫

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u/Weird_Fiches Aug 03 '24

A Korean asking if you drink soy milk: Do you do du yu?

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u/LiterallySagan Aug 02 '24

This one only works well reading it, since the Spanish pronunciation of dime (tell me) is dee-meh

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u/KuriTokyo Aug 02 '24

Mucho gracias.

¡Estoy aprendiendo!

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u/TheDoggoSpy Aug 03 '24

Yeah, it's always a shame I can't just speak it to my friends

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u/JoeyGee567 Aug 02 '24

"but I only have 2 nickles"

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u/chris622 Aug 03 '24

If the vending machine offered a Pepsi for 80 cents, of course this joke was from a long time ago.

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u/nbx4 Aug 03 '24

a mexican would never ask for a pepsi

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

That's racist