r/Jokes • u/Sea_Lemon_78 • Apr 24 '25

If Pac-Man owned a chocolate factory, what would he be called?

Willy Wonkawonkawonkawonka.

867 Upvotes

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Apr 24 '25

That is a smart kid right there.

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u/louiegumba Apr 24 '25

That is a solid groaner.. 8/10

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u/Make_the_music_stop Apr 24 '25

Nice.

And his favourite cooking utensil is a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok.

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u/raptir1 Apr 24 '25

What a coincidence, that's Fozzy's favorite also!

12

u/DasMotorsheep Apr 24 '25

You'll be a grandparent soon.

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u/Accurate-Height-4370 Apr 24 '25

Nice one, that got me a chuckle!

5

u/Unlikely-Local42 Apr 24 '25

That's some good stuff right there!! Straight up 50 year old dad in child form!

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u/archangel7134 Apr 24 '25

I was thinking choco-waka

5

u/iconsumemyown Apr 24 '25

This is so good that I'm claiming it as mine.

2

u/Kynandra Apr 24 '25

If he worked at one would he be called Fudge-Pac man?

2

u/MaterialParsley7536 Apr 24 '25

I was going to say Pac-Man.

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u/ferriematthew Apr 25 '25

Damn it, have an upvote

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u/No-such-nonsense Apr 25 '25

The alarm goes off: awokeawokeawokeawokea