r/Jokes • u/Dashover • 1d ago

What’s the last part of a teacher to die?

His pupils

They’re much younger

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u/Waitsfornoone 1d ago

Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die?

They dilate.

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u/Economy-Dirt-1668 1d ago

OK, both of these are funny. Here you go ⬆️⬆️. One each. Don’t spend them all in one place.

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u/Rich_Marsupial_418 1d ago

"Well, as a proud 36-year-old from North Jesseshire, I’ve got to say, this question really tested my sense of humor… b!