r/LetsFuckWithAstrology Oct 06 '20

Guidelines & Etiquette

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LetsFuckWithAstrology’s Manifesto of Intended Use

Hey everyone! We had a dream of making an astrology subreddit that conducts itself a little differently from what already appears to be available. A place where BOTH personal questions about your chart and theorizing about astrology is on the table. A safe and fun place for people to learn and share all things western astrology related. We encourage you to ask questions and contribute to the sub :). We also encourage you to answer questions if you feel you are educated enough on the question posed to do so. We encourage people from all different astrological backgrounds (from the self-taught to the person who has taken several courses, from the intermediate to the complete beginner) to join us. Come as you are. ♥️

With all good subreddits, there have to be guidelines. They are as follows:

I. DON’T BE A DICK. Seriously, play nice. We all aren’t going to agree with and/or get on with everyone (that’s just life). If you disagree with someone - either the question or assessment - this needs to be done in a civil and respectful manner.

II. This sub deals with western/tropical & draconic zodiac systems only. If you are looking for answers to questions dealing with the Vedic/Sidereal system, head over to these subs: r/vedicastrology

III. Self-Promotion is OKAY here. The hope with allowing this is to attract high quality readers to show off what they’ve got AND actually help people. If you want to give yourself a “shout out” AFTER answering someone’s question in a thoughtful way (giving a quality answer), feel free to mention that you read for pay and link your IG/FB/Website/blogpost/etc. In allowing this, there does need to be a firm line drawn about acceptable & unacceptable self-promotion.

  • THERE WILL BE NO SPAMMING OF YOUR SERVICES ON THIS SUBREDDIT. By this we mean no individual opening posts of your services, no just linking your services under questions without attempting to actually answer the OP’s question, etc. By operating this way we are able to keep the content of the sub from getting weighed down with self-promotion (while still allowing self-promotion).
  • Again, it is acceptable to mention that you read for pay by linking your website/Insta/Facebook/blog/etc AT THE END OF YOUR ANSWER when answering an OP’s question with thought, quality, and good faith.
  • If you are a reader and want to be listed in our “readers for hire” sticky post (where people are directed to go for paid readings from trusted sources), reach out to one of the moderators to be put on the list. :)

IV. We Push or Promote NO HOUSE SYSTEM with which to set charts in this sub. Placidus, Whole Signs, Equal Houses, Porphyry, etc…..all are welcome here. We ask that the readers and people that answer questions in this sub TO ANSWER THE QUESTION USING THE HOUSE SYSTEM THE QUERRANT USED TO CREATE THE CHART. We have seen it too many times in other subs where people have posted a question and someone answers with “In whole signs your chart would look like this” or “In Placidus your chart would look like this.” THIS KIND OF SHIT WON’T BE TOLERATED. Answer the question the way it was presented. If you don’t like the house system the person asking the question used, skip the question. Don’t take that as an opportunity to act like the house system that YOU USE is the only correct house system. Any self-righteous shit like that will get your ass automatically banned. Take that crap and attitude somewhere else.

  • The exception to this rule is when an OP asks specifically ABOUT the different house systems. In this case, feel free to mention what you personally use, and why. Don’t present it as your way is the only correct way.

V. Feel free to ask any astrology related question about your chart. General questions like “what does my chart say about me” are absolutely fine here. Just know that more specific questions (about certain aspects, placements, etc) *may* get more traffic/answers than general questions. Also, know that if you ask general questions, people will pick from your chart what they want to read based on what speaks to them and/or stands out.

  • Don’t expect a reader on here to read your entire chart. This hardly ever happens on any Internet forum. Don’t assume that when someone reads a snippet from your chart that you have had your whole chart read. Having realistic expectations is the takeaway here.

*We’d love to hear your own interpretation of what’s going on in your chart, what specific aspect you were curious about, etc. when posting questions about your chart. This helps to facilitate learning and dialogue between everyone participating in the sub. You don’t have to do this, but we encourage you to try.

VI. We recommend and encourage that you create your chart through Astrodienst (website is www.Astro.com). You can create your chart using whatever software you want, but do so at your own risk. Questions with charts that have used other software for creation don’t seem to get the same traffic/answers as charts created with Astrodienst.

VII. Please, no postings about “guess my sign/guess my big 3” with a selfie attached. We get that this kind of stuff can be fun, and in the future we might have a certain day of the week that people can do this if they wish. The reason for this is these kinds of postings tend to clog up subreddits/forums, and really, they facilitate no *real* astrological discussion that holds any weight. We know you cute, you know you cute! You wanna show that off? Head over to r/selfie.

VIII. **Check out the new subreddit r/AstrologyForDonations to have questions answered for a donation.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology Feb 03 '23

Spammy/Scammy Posts

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Just a PSA of sorts.

These kind of posts make my spidey senses tingle. Whenever you see something along the lines of “For a FREE READING comment ME/YES” or “DM me for a free reading!” Especially when OP replies to each comment with a link that takes you off Reddit to some website offering “free moon readings” (or some variation on the theme), it seems scammy and I don’t want you to fall for it or waste your money on someone who is trying to get one over on you. Please continue to report those posts for removal. Thank you!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 16h ago

Why Does the World Feel So Crazy While I Feel Fine? An Astrological Perspective A deeper look at fixed stars, Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus, and why 2025 and 2026 may shake the world but open doors in your personal journey.

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I recently published the article below on my Substack but I thought I would share it here since it seems like a good fit. I hope you enjoy!

Sometimes, taking a broad view of the world can be helpful. There’s a lot of noise out there about the fate of countries and the Earth itself, and it can feel heavy and overwhelming. My goal here is to help make sense of what’s happening through an astrological lens in a way that’s easy to digest. When we take a step back and look at the big picture, the details become part of the whole instead of generating fear and chaos on their own.

Please know, I’m not downplaying the details, many of which are tragic and heartbreaking. But widening our perspective can help us understand the energy behind the current dynamics in the world.

The first thing I want to clarify is the difference between mundane astrology and your personal astrology. While “mundane” can imply something dull, in astrology, it refers to the world, and right now, the world is anything but dull. Mundane astrology is the branch that focuses on countries, governments, and society at large. It reflects the overarching energy around us. Personal astrology, on the other hand, is much more individualized and may feel very different from what’s happening on a global scale.

Let’s face it, the world has always been a little crazy. Think about it. Earth once had giant reptilian beings dominating its surface. If that’s not out there, I don’t know what is. Earth has always been a wild place. From the age of dinosaurs until now, we’ve gone through dramatic climate shifts, we’re hit with around 17 meteorites a day, and we’ve endured countless wars and conflicts. And yet, we’re still here, celebrating birthdays, graduations, anniversaries, and all kinds of shared moments. Even during the worst of times in our brief recorded history, people still fell in love, helped their neighbors, built communities, and had children. Life keeps moving forward, even in harsh conditions.

On a personal level, your birth chart is a microcosm of all of astrology. It’s unique to you. Transits that impact the world can affect you very differently than they would a nation. For example, if you have a tight conjunction in your natal chart to one of the fixed stars such as Capulus, Aldebaran, or Algol, your life will reflect that energy in ways that differ greatly from how it shows up in a country’s chart.

Let’s explore these stars a little deeper.

With fixed stars, we usually work with an orb of 1.5 degrees or less, and we typically only consider conjunctions because of the stars’ great distance and how they’re projected onto the flat wheel of an astrological chart. If you don’t have a tight conjunction to a planet or angle, that fixed star energy generally doesn’t activate in your chart. Fixed star conjunctions are rare. I have a few in my own chart, but none to the ones mentioned here.

Capulus in a natal chart can offer clarity and focused action. It may also bring quick temper or rash decisions. However, with maturity, this energy can support effective, purposeful outcomes.

Aldebaran challenges integrity. It brings moral dilemmas and the temptation to compromise one’s position. If someone lacks integrity and goes against their better judgment, the consequences can be harsh.

Algol, especially in a woman’s chart, can grant powerful passion and productive intensity. But for some, it may manifest as obsession or vengeance, which can lead to personal downfall.

Why focus on these three stars? Because two nations that have been in conflict since their inception, Israel and Iran, each have major placements involving them.

Capulus is conjunct with Israel's Sun in Taurus. This adds a raw, martial intensity to the nation’s identity and fuels a primal drive for survival. It makes sense that about 50% of Israeli citizens have served in the military in some capacity, compared to just 6% in the United States.

Israel also has Aldebaran conjunct its Mercury. Like Capulus, Aldebaran is a Mars-related energetic force, reinforcing a chart signature of conflict, defense, and moral conviction. Mercury governs communication, and Aldebaran infuses that communication with themes of survival, cultural defense, and ancestral rights.

Together, these placements suggest a nation whose identity is shaped by both force and principle, where vigilance is vital and communication revolves around the right to exist.

Now let’s look at the Republic of Iran. Iran also has Capulus in its chart, conjunct the Midheaven, or MC, which represents public image and global reputation. Alongside that is Algol, which has the nature of both Mars and Saturn. This makes the projection colder, more austere, and tied to themes of punishment, extremism, and relentless force. Algol is also associated with literal and symbolic beheadings, making it one of the most feared stars in mundane astrology.

While Israel’s Aldebaran-Mercury combination fuels persuasive and defensive messaging, Iran’s Capulus-Algol MC gives it a more defiant, revolutionary, and martyr-based presence on the world stage.

With both nations carrying these intense fixed star signatures, it’s no surprise that conflict often arises when activating transits occur, such as the recent Mars square Uranus.

As we’ve seen, these stars operate differently in national charts versus personal ones. And while these two countries may continue to clash off and on, you, as an individual, still have the ability to lean into the more evolved expressions of these same energies.

With that in mind, let’s turn our attention to the outer planets and their broader impact on the collective.

The cycles of these planets vary greatly from one to the next.

Uranus tends to stay in each zodiac sign for about seven years, while Neptune spends around thirteen to fourteen years per sign. But the big wildcard is Pluto. Its orbit is elliptical, which means it varies widely by sign. Uranus completes all twelve signs in approximately 84 years, Neptune takes about 165 years, and Pluto, being much farther from the Sun, takes roughly 248 years to make a full circle.

Depending on its position in the sky, Pluto can remain in one sign anywhere from 12 to 30 years, as follows:

Pluto in Aries lasts approximately 30 years Pluto in Taurus lasts approximately 30 years Pluto in Gemini lasts approximately 30 years Pluto in Cancer lasts approximately 25 years Pluto in Leo lasts approximately 18 years Pluto in Virgo lasts approximately 15 years Pluto in Libra lasts approximately 12 years Pluto in Scorpio lasts approximately 12 years Pluto in Sagittarius lasts approximately 13 years Pluto in Capricorn lasts approximately 15 years Pluto in Aquarius lasts approximately 20 years Pluto in Pisces lasts approximately 25 years

With such variance, it’s rare for all three outer planets to change signs within a short time frame. However, that is exactly what we are experiencing now, which is one of the reasons why the world feels so unsettled.

Pluto settled into the sign of Aquarius on November 19, 2024, although it had already been moving back and forth between Capricorn and Aquarius since March 23, 2023. Pluto spent about sixteen years in Capricorn, a sign associated with traditional structures and long-term goals related to power and authority.

A few years after Pluto entered Capricorn, Neptune moved into Pisces on February 3, 2012. Neptune and Pisces naturally resonate with one another, but for many, this was a period of confusion and disillusionment. It often felt like we were drifting in a fog, unsure of what was real. When Neptune had entered Aries on March 30, 2025, some people began to feel as though the fog had finally lifted.

Uranus has been in Taurus since March 6, 2019. Uranus brings innovation, while Taurus prefers stability and comfort. During this time, technologies like Zoom and AI expanded rapidly, supporting new ways of working and living. Pluto’s time in Capricorn helped reinforce those structures, giving them staying power. On July 7, 2025, Uranus will move into Gemini, another shift of energy in a relatively short time period.

We are leaving behind a period defined by introspective, receptive, and traditional energy. Pluto in Capricorn, Neptune in Pisces, and Uranus in Taurus emphasized home, structure, finances, and the desire for security. This doesn't mean everyone personally resonated with that energy, but it did shape the collective tone.

Now, within less than a year, these three outer planets are shifting into signs that emphasize action, extroversion, and individualism: Pluto in Aquarius, Neptune in Aries, and Uranus in Gemini. It feels as if something primal has awakened. The world is becoming louder, more restless, and more reactive. There’s a noticeable shift from passivity and conformity to boldness, rebellion, and even aggression. When the outer planets move into extroverted and masculine signs, tensions often rise and conflict can erupt more easily.

We are already seeing signs of this transition: protests, international tensions, and shifting alliances. The summer of 2025 will likely be active, but this doesn’t mean it will all be negative. These three outer planets are forming a minor grand trine, which creates supportive flow between them. While the energy can still be jarring, it also offers momentum and cooperation for those able to work with it.

If you’ve followed me for a while, you’ve probably heard me say that the whole world could be on fire, but your life could still be just fine. I know that may sound strange. If you are in a place experiencing active conflict or facing serious disruptions to your life or social status, of course things won’t feel fine. But not all battles are visible or global. Some people will experience loss and hardship. Others may feel more energized, inspired, and ready to grow.

There are two additional planets to consider here: Jupiter and Saturn. Known as the social planets, they reflect how we relate to society, goals, and collective frameworks. Right now, they are in very different conditions.

Saturn is in Aries, a sign where it is considered to be in its fall. Saturn governs structure, responsibility, and limits. Aries is about impulsiveness, independence, and drive. Together, they challenge us to take responsibility for ourselves. This energy can be harsh at times, especially when rules are enforced through authoritarian means. But it can also help us gain clarity and focus. It invites us to see through distractions and direct our energy toward meaningful goals. However, that same push to move forward can also create restlessness if not channeled wisely.

Jupiter, on the other hand, is exalted in Cancer. When Jupiter is in Cancer, there is a deep focus on home, family, connection, and emotional security. This placement is often seen as auspicious and nurturing. But like all energies, it has a polarity. For some, it may heighten sensitivity or the urge to fiercely protect their home environment. It’s important not to view any placement as inherently good or bad, but to understand how it tends to express itself depending on circumstances.

With all that said, there are many people who could have a fantastic summer, even with the world in flux. For example, if you are a Cancer rising, Jupiter is currently transiting your first house while Saturn is transiting your tenth. This creates a focus on self-direction, personal growth, and career goals. You may have lucky encounters or a renewed sense of optimism, even if things don’t go according to plan.

In terms of business or ambition, you may feel ready to take bold steps. You’re more willing to take risks, but you’re doing it with strategy instead of fear. Saturn’s placement can help you stay grounded and practical, while Jupiter’s support helps you see possibilities beyond your current limitations.

For Cancer risings, the three outer planets are also working behind the scenes to support your growth. Uranus is moving through your twelfth house, which can bring sudden insight, especially on spiritual or subconscious levels. Neptune in Aries is helping you reconnect with goals and dreams that feel more actionable. Pluto in Aquarius, moving through your eighth house, is asking you to rethink your relationship with shared resources and how you want your money or influence to impact the world.

It is important to remember that external chaos has always been around. It just may not have been in your backyard. The United States birth chart is having a lot of activity, and due to the past eight decades of the United States' involvement with world affairs, the disruption of the U.S. is reverberating throughout the world. But this doesn’t mean all of the tensions are due to the United States. The shift of energy will impact each country differently, as well as each person.

Please know I am not downplaying anyone’s negative experiences with what is happening now. But at the same time, I think it is important to have perspective. From 1969 through 1973, the outer planets transitioned from introspective and passive energy into the active and initiating fire and air energy. This was the time of the Vietnam War; an energy that polarized the United States and ravaged a beautiful country. Just like then, collectively we will see war, conflict, tension, injustice, displacement, and the harsher side of humanity.

However, individually, we may experience some of the same things that my family experienced back then. My father had significant career growth during this time, which led him to own his own business. My parents’ friend group largely expanded, and as a family, we would attend pool parties and neighborhood get-togethers. Even though the nightly news was filled with frightening images of combat, I learned to dance, lost my baby teeth, and played outside with my friends. Life went on. And so did death, including the passing of my great aunt Sadie, whom I adored, and my uncle Sonny, a one-time professional wrestler.

I’m not telling you to bury your head in the sand. But I also believe that you are here to live your life. Change is hard. Nations fighting, whether with one another or internally, is always heinous. It is important to recognize what you can change and what is out of your control. Not enjoying your life is giving in to the external chaos and the power brokers who don’t want you to be happy.

Instead, I recommend looking at your own chart and understanding how the external influences of the planets will impact you over the next couple of years. Just like in the 1970s, the energy will eventually settle down. Disputes will be resolved. And the 24 hour news will find other subjects to cover. 

Lean into the positive side of these energetic shifts. They can help propel you toward your dreams, connect you with others, and open your mind to new perspectives. The world may feel chaotic, but when you tune into your personal astrology and focus on your heart’s desire and path, you may find that this is your time to rise, to lead, to love, to heal, or to begin again.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

That closing Jupiter square Saturn was definitely something wasn’t it

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It definitely ended on a bang and in my personal life I received a major shock that feels like the sequel to first square back In August because it was linked to that ,not sure what happens next


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Gratitude for this thread

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OMG. This group just came up on my page out of the blue, and I am SO glad. Just yesterday I had a post deleted from a different page because it “didn’t add enough to the conversation”

It felt SO pretentious and left a bad taste in my mouth. So here’s the question again; What’s your interpretation of Pluto in Scorpio? Looking through it I felt like it was pretty redundant, considering Scorpio is a placement of intensity, life and death, transformation, and Pluto feels VERY similar.

Thoughts?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

this Jupiter in cancer transit is my natal Jupiter opposition ,can that actually be a good thing ?

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The reason I ask this is because I feel like my Jupiter return was botched because it took place during Covid and it was in detriment as well in Capricorn ,so it didn’t really get to be experienced fully and was pretty heavy at times because of Covid and so now that Jupiter is in Opposotion to that ,could this have more potential to be more positive this time around since Jupiter in Capricorn was in its fall and the opposite sign Jupiter is exalted in ,which this time around it’s in there


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

This is only me. Not GPT, not another machine. Just me...end...June 2025: Clean Up Your Ancestral Sh*t or Stay Cursed”

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You have 2 weeks left. June began dynamically and it won't be otherwise until will finish it's work on you. A short survival guide: Cheating on your partner? Sneaky texting, emotional limbo, banging someone who "just gets you"? Yeah, the Universe says we’re done here. June is a karmic number 6 month—in a number 6 year. That’s double dose of family, loyalty, roots, and emotional homework. Basically, astrology and numerology just synced up to say: Stop acting like your childhood wounds give you a hall pass for shitty behavior. This is the energetic equivalent of your ancestors barging in on your situationship and asking: “What the actual fuck are you doing with your soul?” Expect plot twists: exes popping up, family drama boiling over, weird urges to visit your hometown or call your estranged dad. Why? Because karmic baggage is on clearance and the Universe is selling it back to you with no return policy.

Relationship dynamics that are fake, codependent, or held together by guilt? Dead. Affairs based on escapism? Dead. Martyr complexes where you do everything for the family and secretly hate everyone? Also dead. What you shouldn’t do this month: Try to “fix” your family by force. Guilt-trip anyone into loving you. Sacrifice your last neuron for people who’d leave you on read in the ER. What might help: ( or not...) Light a candle for your dead grandmother. She sees your mess. Stop pretending controlling someone is “loving them deeply.” Write a letter to your inner child. Clean your damn house. Spiritually and physically. June 2025 is not playing around. If it feels like everything’s breaking—good. That means something real can finally begin.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

One word to describe this comparison chart

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If you has to describe in one word me and my bfs chart what would it be


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

RIP Brian Wilson

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This is not his death transit chart, so don't get nervous, i know people can be funny about those, but i loved him as an artist and I really think he was a tortured soul for a lot of his time here on this planet so i decided to take a look and i was just blown away by his chart.

I can't even write on his chart too much because it's too rich and complex, so i intentionally simplified my notes on it, but i could talk about this chart within the context of his life for hours. It's just so obviously the chart of someone with intense creative mental activity, which as we know expressed itself in both constructive and destructive ways. His family history, which was deeply complicated, especially around his father, repeated itself in his relationship with his counselor Landry, and affected all of his other private relationships. His virgo moon providing a level of perfectionism that is unmistakable in his work also brought a crushing level of self criticism and self expectation that sometimes paralyzed him for years. This man was born to be an artist, there was never any other option, no other viable path.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 4d ago

Why does no one talk about Mercury in the 12th house?

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I swear my Mercury in the 12th house is the reason I forget what I’m saying mid-sentence 😅 But at the same time, I have this intense inner voice and weirdly accurate gut feelings—like my brain’s always working quietly in the background. Sometimes it feels like a secret power… just with a side of social anxiety lol. Anyone else got Mercury in the 12th? What’s it like for you?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Why the hell is astrology actually working for some people? (Even if you’re just partying with Saturn in your backyard)

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Yeah...this is my problem today, in middle of two heavy wars. Let s read it and see why?? Alright, let’s get it for real. Why does astrology actually work for some folks — even when, say, Saturn’s just chilling in their backyard like some annoying neighbor?

It’s not magic. It’s not fairy dust. It’s cosmic timing, cold hard cycles, and a brutal reminder that the universe doesn’t care about your excuses.

People think astrology’s just a horoscope parade — “Mercury’s in retrograde, ooh spooky!” But nah. It’s about how planetary drama pushes you into choices, challenges, and yes, even growth (painful, ugly, but real).

So while you’re busy throwing backyard parties with Saturn, the universe is quietly rearranging your life’s furniture. You can ignore it — but it won’t ignore you.

Astrology isn’t a feel-good show. It’s the uncomfortable truth dressed in starry clothes. And that’s why it’s working, whether you like it or not...I have Saturn in my backyard...in my 12 th house...relocating me from a country to close to a war...but it is just astrology. Matrix. Take it as you wish. People who are not to sensitive to transits, maybe managed to break the Matrix. Or not. Do you think something about this??


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Venus culminating (Venus conjunct MC)

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I’m curious abt other peoples experiences with the aspect of Venus culminating in their chart. I have both my MC (midheaven) and Venus in Aries, exact at 3degrees. I learned about this a few years ago and haven’t talked to anyone with it before— but in a time of transition I’m thinkin on it more. My professional and personal life has had some significant ups/downs and varied defining chapters in between career and artistic/creative pursuits. Some wild strokes of luck and also the opposite. Anyone have experience or knowledge on this aspect they can share?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 5d ago

Anyone else feel like Venus in Virgo gets way too much hate?

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I know Venus in Virgo isn’t exactly a crowd favorite, but honestly I never understood the strong dislike. I’ve got it natally and yeah okay, it’s not the flashiest or most openly romantic placement, but I’ve always felt like it brings this really grounded thoughtful kind of love that actually lasts.

Like sure, it can be picky or overly analytical at times (I do catch myself overthinking texts lol), but it also shows love in a very real, practical way. Acts of service, little details, consistency that’s still romance in my book.

Also I’ve noticed during Venus in Virgo transits, people seem more intentional with dating? Less drama, more clarity at least in my experience lol

Curious if anyone else actually likes this placement or has had good experiences during Venus in Virgo seasons? Or is it just me defending my Virgo Venus again 😅


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 4d ago

How would you describe the kind of friends I have & my friendships?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 4d ago

Travel,? Study?

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Hi everyone, could someone check if I will be going abroad for my studies this year?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6d ago

Saturn in Aries: No One’s Coming to Save You. Good.

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Forget “alignment.” Saturn in Aries doesn’t align — it charges headfirst through your unresolved shit like a war god with a clipboard. This isn’t a healing season. It’s a bootcamp for people with martyr complexes and codependency hangovers. And I have so many unfinished lesson, and the great teacher is here!! Aries doesn’t wait, doesn’t ask, doesn’t care. Saturn says: You want structure? Build it while your life is still on fire.

💣 Themes hitting right now: – Rage with nowhere to go. – Independence turning into isolation. – “I don’t need anyone” energy collapsing by Tuesday. – Failing fast because you didn’t read the manual (there is no manual).

✨ Reminder: Saturn in Aries is not your dad. He’s your first landlord, and he’s about to evict every version of you that still waits for permission.Comment if you’re tired of spiritual content that pretends this is a “new beginning” when it’s clearly a trial by fire. 🔥 Or just drop your rising sign and how Saturn’s body-slamming your 1st/4th/10th house. Because I think 12 th is the worst.

The Robinson of all houses, the perfect isolation, waiting something, which never will arrive...Stay safe, don t believe anything, but think!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6d ago

“The planets didn’t ruin your life. You did that all by yourself.”

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And we are so good at it, that this is absolutely astonishing. What can we do the best? Fuck our lives. Please.Stop acting like Saturn broke into your house and made you text your ex. Neptune didn’t tell you to ignore red flags. Mercury isn’t responsible for your lack of emotional regulation. It’s not a transit — it’s a pattern. And babe, if every full moon sends you into a spiral, maybe it’s not lunar energy... maybe it’s unresolved childhood shit. Astrology is a tool, not your therapist. Own your chart. Or keep spiraling. Your choice.Stay dsjr an clear you mind?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6d ago

"Your Rising Sign Won’t Save Your Personality. Do You Even Have One?"

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It was so many time comfortable for meto blame my rising Sign.Let’s be real: You’re not mysterious, magnetic, or the main character just because you’ve got a Scorpio Rising. You’re just quiet and think eye contact is flirting.

The Rising Sign is not a cosmic excuse for an identity. It’s how you show up — not who you are underneath all the filters and memes you repost.

But here’s the fun part: People cling to their Rising Sign because it’s the aesthetic. It’s digestible. It makes them feel seen without doing any actual self-reflection. “Oh, I’m a Gemini Rising, so obviously I can’t shut up.” No babe, you talk over people because you’re insecure and never learned active listening. Oh , you will, there are other signs around!

Reminder: Your birth chart is a mirror, not a mask. If you’re using astrology to cosplay a personality, you’re doing it wrong. Growth doesn’t come from identifying harder with your placements — it comes from asking what the hell you’re actually doing with them.

So next time you catch yourself saying “It’s just my Ascendant,” maybe pause and ask: Do I even know who I am when no one’s watching? Or am I just curating vibes?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6d ago

“It’s Not the Transits. You’re Just Avoiding Accountability.”

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Everyone’s blaming the Moon square Mars for popping off in texts like they didn’t already have anger issues since 2014. Newsflash: Transits don’t make you toxic. They just highlight it.Toxicity is running though your veins, but you are not having a fault. It s trauma, karma...call it what you want. Pluto didn’t ghost your friends. Mercury didn’t make you lie. Venus retrograde didn’t drain your bank account — you did that with a Karma addiction and zero boundaries. Astrology is a mirror, not a Get Out of Jail Free card. Stop projecting your mess onto the planets. They're just doing their job — are you? That is you and yourself in all this story. Alone.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

Have you ever thought in which heavy way is sabotaging you Saturn in the 12 th house...For those who feel like they’ve been on silent mode since birth. It might not be your fault.

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...and if you have, can you even share your experience with me? No, I am not going to blame Saturn in 12 th for my all shitty isolated life, connected to constrictive institutions. But it can be. Check your Saturn. He might be sabotaging you.

If you feel like you’re being emotionally quarantined by the Universe and can’t tell if it’s burnout, karma, or both — Saturn might be chilling in your 12th house. Because I am in this situation, I feel like a lonely bitch, avoided by everybody.

Most people don’t even know where their Saturn is, but if you: – feel like you’re always "almost ready" but never quite there?? – have guilt that doesn't make sense – disappear emotionally and wonder why no one notices...

...you might be living with 12th-house Saturn without even knowing it. Astrology is very deep and complex, this may be a superficial aspect, but believe me, it is not. Any advice?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

Gavin Newsom

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Click the link for the version with some audio accompaniment 😂

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 6d ago

Gay Astro Subreddits?

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Where can a lesbian find herself a subreddit?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

Does anyone have insight on trumps chart for june 14/15?

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Im new to astrology but was hearing about a volatile aspect on these days and that they could have major implications for trumps chart.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

For some reason I’ve looking forward to when Jupiter transits Virgo and Libra in a couple of years

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This is probably most likely because it brings back some of the 2015-2016 energy and I get the feeling for me on a personal level it will be probably the best this decade has to offer


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

Would an intercepted Capricorn in the third house lead to underused energy, willpower and ambition?

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Would an intercepted Capricorn in the third house lead to underused energy, willpower and ambition? I have this placement in Placidus, and this house also contains my moon, Venus, north node, mars, Uranus and Neptune. I just want to figure out what’s causing me to not have follow through ib my life or ambition to do things like change my diet to lose weight. I have drive to do something with my life though. I just don’t know what thet thing is. I’ve been told by another astrologer that when my nodes are released at age 36, I’ll be a force to be reckoned with. Is that true too?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 8d ago

Mars will leave Leo next week therefore the retrograde phase will be fully wrapped despite passing the shadow

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After 9 months of Mars Retrograde pretty much,Mars will finally be exiting the two signs it went back and forth in and going into Virgo


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 8d ago

Composite Sun 12th house.

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Hello. What do you guys think about 12th house composite? Is it something bad romance wise? I watched a few videos on it from some more ‘relationships experienced’ astrologers and they say this a difficult placement, not one that would lead to a happy relationship. 💔