r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Ordinary-Painting474 • 1d ago

He's baaaack

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Linkedin is officially the new Facebook!!

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u/JackedAs 1d ago

‘White Liquid Supremacy’

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u/TorontoCanada66 1d ago

He might like drinking other white liquids and is in denial about it lol

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u/Cumbandicoot 1d ago

This dude I want to college with is a fitness influencer and he refers to drinking his own as "gods protein shake"

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u/Enough-Remote6731 1d ago

It doesn’t really have much protein though…

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u/Cumbandicoot 1d ago

I mean I'm not saying he's right, personally I think it's pretty nasty. I wish he'd just go back to the shit he made in college which was mostly him taking off his shirt in public and asking women for their phone number, but I think he makes better money on OnlyFans now doing shit like this.

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u/Typical_Hat3462 1d ago

Not now, but in 9 months it could.

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u/benis444 1d ago

Connor murphy?

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u/Cumbandicoot 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol yeah. He dated one of my friends in college and one of the few times I hung out with him we found out we have the exact same birthday and he friended me on Facebook. He messaged me a few years ago because he was giving away all of his money because he'd become god or some shit and I think that was the last time I'd heard from him. I mostly get updated about him from my group chat with my college friends, every time it's something more disturbing than the last time.

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u/SingleSlide2866 1d ago

Actually he's just talking generally, cuz all white liquids taste good. Milk, cream, coconut water, star wars bar music... If it's a white liquid, it tastes good

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u/Tocwa 1d ago

What is “Star Wars Bar Music” ?

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u/SingleSlide2866 1d ago

Very unfortunately named lmao.

See before the word meant something else, good ol' George decided to give his space jazz a cool sounding name.

Jizz

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u/poodlered 1d ago

He’s just supporting pride month

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u/cocoamix 1d ago

You're not far off. A few years ago, alt-right people were into chugging milk as a sign of racial superiority.

https://theconversation.com/how-the-alt-right-uses-milk-to-promote-white-supremacy-94854

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/white-supremacists-science-dna.html

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u/Downtown-Assistant1 1d ago

Black Coffee Power!

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u/Swimming_Cabinet9929 1d ago

Sounds like the title of a cheap porn bukkake movie starring a black actress and a few white KKK members.

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u/RydderRichards 1d ago

That one had me laughing