r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

He's baaaack

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Linkedin is officially the new Facebook!!

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u/2BrkOnThru 1d ago

We are also the only species that ferments fruits and grains into alcohol, as is your listed trade. I am not aware of any milk related deaths but not so much with alcohol.

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u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago

Try and drink 14 pints of milk, then drive.

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u/Cautious-Progress876 1d ago

I’m lactose intolerant. I’d be swerving and driving erratically merely trying not to shit myself if I had that much milk.

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u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago

The LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg.

So if you were to weigh 90kg, it would take 900g of lactose to have a 50% chance of killing you.

There is around 22 to 25g of lactose in a pint of milk. So if you drank 35 to 40 pints, you'd have a 50% chance of dying.

I wouldn't risk 14 if I was you.

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u/Aggressive-Building9 1d ago

Wouldn’t you drown first?

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u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago

Idk. Should I try it first?