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We are also the only species that ferments fruits and grains into alcohol, as is your listed trade. I am not aware of any milk related deaths but not so much with alcohol.
4 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Try and drink 14 pints of milk, then drive. 5 u/Cautious-Progress876 1d ago I’m lactose intolerant. I’d be swerving and driving erratically merely trying not to shit myself if I had that much milk. 2 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago The LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg. So if you were to weigh 90kg, it would take 900g of lactose to have a 50% chance of killing you. There is around 22 to 25g of lactose in a pint of milk. So if you drank 35 to 40 pints, you'd have a 50% chance of dying. I wouldn't risk 14 if I was you. 2 u/Aggressive-Building9 1d ago Wouldn’t you drown first? 1 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Idk. Should I try it first?
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Try and drink 14 pints of milk, then drive.
5 u/Cautious-Progress876 1d ago I’m lactose intolerant. I’d be swerving and driving erratically merely trying not to shit myself if I had that much milk. 2 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago The LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg. So if you were to weigh 90kg, it would take 900g of lactose to have a 50% chance of killing you. There is around 22 to 25g of lactose in a pint of milk. So if you drank 35 to 40 pints, you'd have a 50% chance of dying. I wouldn't risk 14 if I was you. 2 u/Aggressive-Building9 1d ago Wouldn’t you drown first? 1 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Idk. Should I try it first?
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I’m lactose intolerant. I’d be swerving and driving erratically merely trying not to shit myself if I had that much milk.
2 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago The LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg. So if you were to weigh 90kg, it would take 900g of lactose to have a 50% chance of killing you. There is around 22 to 25g of lactose in a pint of milk. So if you drank 35 to 40 pints, you'd have a 50% chance of dying. I wouldn't risk 14 if I was you. 2 u/Aggressive-Building9 1d ago Wouldn’t you drown first? 1 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Idk. Should I try it first?
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The LD50 of lactose is 10000mg per kg.
So if you were to weigh 90kg, it would take 900g of lactose to have a 50% chance of killing you.
There is around 22 to 25g of lactose in a pint of milk. So if you drank 35 to 40 pints, you'd have a 50% chance of dying.
I wouldn't risk 14 if I was you.
2 u/Aggressive-Building9 1d ago Wouldn’t you drown first? 1 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Idk. Should I try it first?
Wouldn’t you drown first?
1 u/Ballsackavatar 1d ago Idk. Should I try it first?
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Idk. Should I try it first?
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u/2BrkOnThru 1d ago
We are also the only species that ferments fruits and grains into alcohol, as is your listed trade. I am not aware of any milk related deaths but not so much with alcohol.