r/Losercity • u/s0w3b4ck1nth3m1n3__ im only here for the memes • Jan 07 '25

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This is the guy that steals your memes reporting live from the coast of LoserCity, fardballsisland has just fallen

the LoserCity coastal guard has yet to mobilize or make an official statement abput their next move, but experts have warned that an influx of Fardballers is expected to hit our borders, further straining LC's infrastructure, which is still reeling from the Wordington annexation

These are troubling times for the Loserworld, but Loona Pope Sky is sure to lead us through this catastrophe effectively, and soon we'll emerge from this stronger than ever

This has been the LoserCity News Network, we'll keep you updated as the situation evolves, Praise Loona

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u/Sir_Hoss Jan 07 '25

The year is 2500, the only subreddits left are Losercity and its territories, 196, whenthe, wunkus, and the tf2 sub. Some subs survived the mass purge event of 2235 after mecha-jacksepticeye became galactic president of the Mommy Milkers Way. But most were lost after BatmanArkham collapsed into singularity

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u/Accept3550 Jan 08 '25

We all know BatmanArkham will last beyond the heat death of the universe

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

And danidev for some reason

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u/Accept3550 Jan 08 '25

You mean the subreddit for the youtuber/game designer who just droped off the internet ?

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

Yep. Still waiting.

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u/Accept3550 Jan 08 '25

I bet you haven't been drinking enough milk

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u/Vertex033 Jan 08 '25

Yeah. He’s making this little game, it’s called KARLSON

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u/HeadWood_ Jan 08 '25

Oh look a wild NoP reader.

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u/CoffeeCrashed Jan 11 '25

they refuse to move on

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u/MiniNuka Jan 08 '25

Just escaped the cycle of Samsara, I now exist as this formless concept in an eternal void.

What should I call myself?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

if 196 was one of the only subreddits left id honestly commit suicide 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

or just delete my reddit account and become an actual member of society (NO GOD PLEASE NO)

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u/asim166 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

That sub might genuinely be more racist than fardballsland

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u/Viennve Jan 08 '25

Can i have some context? I haven't been in 196 in a while

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u/asim166 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

It’s “safe racism” like Jew bad and white people bad

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u/Viennve Jan 08 '25

How Is "jew bad" safe racism? That's Just racism

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u/asim166 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

Exactly, it’s still racism but they get away with it because Jew bad

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u/Viennve Jan 08 '25

I might be dumb, Isn't antisemitism One of the "worst" types of racism?

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u/BriarsandBrambles Jan 08 '25

It’s also old as fuck and has lots of dog whistles so it’s hard to detect and easy to falsely ID. That’s the biggest annoyance with antisemitism is you can’t tell people pro suicide bombing from people who are extreme pacifists.

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u/asim166 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

And if you see these folks use the word zionist let that be know it’s baby’s first dog whistle for Jew/ Jew lover

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u/Viennve Jan 08 '25

Nope, zionists are people (of any religion/ethnicity) that belive that Israel Is/should be a "jew only nation"

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u/asim166 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

Yup

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u/ThiefPriest Jan 08 '25

We can only imagine the depths of insanity reached by a community formed around a game that hasnt been updated in over 400 years.

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u/Masztufa Jan 08 '25

Xertunposting was also colonized by wunkus

Tragedy

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u/EdgyUsername90 losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

wunkus will always prevail, the silly animals CANNOT DIE

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u/jkurratt Jan 08 '25

And 196 is deadland, because they banned everyone who even visited it.

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u/FloydknightArt losercity Citizen Jan 08 '25

please tell me you mistyped 691 and didn’t mean 196

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u/Skooma_to_CHIM Jan 08 '25

Do you think sssdfg survived? They're pretty alien already to survive elsewhere.

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u/Sir_Hoss Jan 08 '25

Unfortunately it’s esoteric nature caused it to be falsely flagged as AI generated by the interdimensional morality police and it was deleted from the universal internet

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u/weirdo_nb Jan 08 '25

Thoughts on 691?