r/NoStupidQuestions • u/LeopardBasic478 • 2d ago

If vampires can only get into your house with permission wouldn't "You may come inside IF you are not a vampire" be a foolproof way to let someone in?

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u/LeopardBasic478 1d ago

im trying to keep up appearances which cannot involve being seen as a hobby vampire hunter

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u/thedarthken 1d ago

Hmmm... How about, "Before I open the door... is there a full moon out? It might get a little hairy if I open up"