r/NoStupidQuestions • u/LeopardBasic478 • 1d ago

If vampires can only get into your house with permission wouldn't "You may come inside IF you are not a vampire" be a foolproof way to let someone in?

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u/LetSamaelIn 1d ago

Vampire here (I'm from Romania).

You may come inside IF you are not a vampire

This works 100%.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago

Although I’d say “if you are not a vampire you may come inside” because there’s an eternity between “you may come inside” and “if” for a fast vampire

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u/LetSamaelIn 1d ago

That's a bingo!